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January 16, 2006

The Chilling Of Dissent: No Free Speech Rights For Penises

Makes sense. Penises can only say one thing, and "Hey, look over thisaway" isn't really political speech.

Michigan's Supreme Court Friday let stand the indecent exposure conviction of a man who used his penis as a character on his cable access TV show.

Maybe the Biggest Genital Round-Up ever at Link Mecca.



posted by Ace at 03:55 PM
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Court Knocks Cock Talk

Posted by: Joe Mama on January 16, 2006 04:17 PM

Hicks Nix Dick Schtick

Posted by: wiserbud on January 16, 2006 04:25 PM

Court Borks Dork's Squawks

Posted by: ace on January 16, 2006 04:26 PM

Michigan Muzzles Man Meat

Posted by: wiserbud on January 16, 2006 04:31 PM

Drudge: Judge Won't Budge on Pud's Sludge

Posted by: ace on January 16, 2006 04:34 PM

Phallus Non-gratis

Posted by: lauraw on January 16, 2006 04:35 PM

crap, that was wrong

Posted by: lauraw on January 16, 2006 04:38 PM

Court Concurs on Cable Cock Block

Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 16, 2006 04:42 PM

did his lawyer work pro bono?

Posted by: wiserbud on January 16, 2006 04:42 PM

Does this apply to other body parts like say John Bolton's Moustache

Posted by: bcb0225 on January 16, 2006 04:43 PM

There's just one word for someone who'd take a case like this all the way to the Supreme Court: Dick.

Posted by: KM on January 16, 2006 04:46 PM

Timmy's Tool Told "Tata!"

Posted by: on January 16, 2006 04:49 PM

Justice Junks Jesting Johnson

Posted by: lauraw on January 16, 2006 04:54 PM

Reminds me of the ruthless supression of Testaclese, http://www.rwucr.com/testaclese/, at Roger Williams University in RI last May. http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp What is this country coming to?

Posted by: Redhand on January 16, 2006 04:54 PM

Schlong Gone.

Posted by: angler on January 16, 2006 04:55 PM

Bench Blocks Beef Baton's Bitching.

Posted by: wiserbud on January 16, 2006 04:58 PM

Law Lambastes Loquacious Lovebone

Posted by: geoff on January 16, 2006 05:06 PM

Courtus Interruptus

Posted by: ace on January 16, 2006 05:09 PM

Dong Show's A No-Go

Posted by: lauraw on January 16, 2006 05:11 PM

Your penis stood up for you, now isn't it time for you to stand up for your penis?

Posted by: shawn on January 16, 2006 05:13 PM

Ace, how long are you going to let this troll punk you and spam your blog?

Posted by: tubino's rectum on January 16, 2006 05:39 PM

I apologize. That was me, tubino's dick talking. And I have no speech rights. Please, forget the whole thing ever happened.

And hey baby, maybe I can make it up to you some how. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Back rub? Foot rub? I've got some special lotion.

Posted by: tubino's dick on January 16, 2006 05:39 PM

Got it.

Hope it was OK with Ace.

Sorry anybody else had to see that stupidity.

Posted by: lauraw on January 16, 2006 05:40 PM

Tubino, the last time I made a serious attempt to have a discussion with you, in this thread, you ignored me. That strongly suggests to me that you aren't actually looking for serious discussions, but are, in fact, a troll, as everyone here thinks. Any comments for me?

Posted by: SJKevin on January 16, 2006 05:41 PM

I didn't see the stupidity, but that's ok.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 16, 2006 05:52 PM

Ace made another boner of a post!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on January 16, 2006 05:56 PM

It was just another annoying thread-jacking attempt. Tubino linked to some Al Gore rant. But he also felt the need to spam us by posting pretty much the entire article. And now he's probably telling himself that his post was deleted because we can't face the truth. It's weird to me that an intelligent grown man simply has no interest in basic manners.

Posted by: SJKevin on January 16, 2006 05:56 PM

ah, another threadjack. he seems to be doing more of that lately. all that pent-up frustration.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 16, 2006 05:58 PM

I don't get people like Tubino.

I saw a picture of him once. He has a beautiful wife, adorable kids, and he tells us his business is doing well. The guy ought to be happy.

So what's he so damned bitter about? Where's all that spite coming from?

Posted by: sandy burger on January 16, 2006 05:59 PM

turbino is trying to bore us all to death. It's the only weapon he's gott.

Posted by: shawn on January 16, 2006 06:01 PM

Where's all that spite coming from?

Canada.

Posted by: on January 16, 2006 06:02 PM

In the words of South Park:

Blame Canada. They're not even a real country anyway.

Posted by: Sortelli on January 16, 2006 06:06 PM

Tiny Tube's Trashtalk Throttled

Posted by: lauraw on January 16, 2006 06:33 PM

LOL,LOL, the headline of this post makes this little turn of events just perfect.

Posted by: lauraw on January 16, 2006 06:48 PM

That Wachowski article at the Moon God's is really sick.

Posted by: someone on January 16, 2006 08:53 PM

At least not all judges are idiots i appluad the judges wisdom and ruling

Posted by: spurwing plover on January 16, 2006 11:31 PM
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