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January 16, 2006

Gutfeld On Bill Maher

True:

Someone in the comments section asked me if Bill Maher's head is abnormally larger when compared to the rest of his body. No. Actually, his body is abnormally smaller, when compared to his head. I saw him recently at a party, and he resembles a human Tootsie Pop. I wanted to lick his face until I found the chewy center.

Check out his footwear, Greg. He's also wearing high-heeled boots that would give Prince vertigo.

He's also not big on Playboy:

I just got the new Playboy in the mail at work. Christ, it's so awful. Is it just me, or is that magazine stuck in some strange timewarp where full-page cartoons of randy nuns are still considered funny? When I page through it, I feel like I'm hanging out in a basement with Robert Culp, and he's smoking a cigar with his bathrobe open (and he isn't wearing any boxers).

Which isn't fun, let me tell you. First Culp goes on and on about how brave he was for insisting on a black co-star for I Spy, and then he goes right for your mangina.

Just kidding. I dig The Culp. He was Bill on Greatest American Hero. And he's in the three-timer's club on Columbo.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.


posted by Ace at 03:38 PM
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First Culp goes on and on about how brave he was for insisting on a black co-star for I Spy

Well, sure, I was really into civil rights at the time. 'Course, I still made sure "I" was the Rhodes Scholar turned Tennis star and the "Cos" was just my trainer because advancing civil rights is one thing, but I won't placate just for the cause, er, "Cos".

Posted by: Robert Culp on January 16, 2006 03:58 PM

Hi Mr. Culp,

I thought you were dead. If you are in fact dead, shouldn't you be over at Goldsteins'?

Posted by: on January 16, 2006 04:12 PM

If you dig the Culp, he has a new show on AMC called "Hustlers".

This is not an advertisement.

Posted by: harrison on January 16, 2006 04:31 PM

Thanks, Harrison... I was just about to mention that myself!

Posted by: Robert Culp on January 16, 2006 04:34 PM

I always have felt that Mr. Culp would be be the perfect actor to play Donald Rumsfeld in some made for TV movie.

Or, maybe not...

What do I know, I'm just a lurker.

Posted by: Danno'68 on January 16, 2006 05:56 PM

Is Maher wearing a rug? I always thought he looked fake.

Posted by: Dogstar on January 16, 2006 07:03 PM

I'm with you Danno. When I first saw Rumsfeld as Bush's Secretary of War (they should bring back that name) I thought of Mr. Culp.

Posted by: Dale on January 16, 2006 07:13 PM

When I first saw Rumsfeld as Bush's Secretary of War I thought of John Bolton's moustache.

Posted by: sandy burger on January 16, 2006 08:46 PM
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