I saw a film today oh, boy
The english army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away...

Whoo-hoo! A terrorist escaped! I'm so jazzed!!

I really love how Zawahiri is playing Bush like a violin!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Someone should tell the CIA that the boss always shows up late.

Woohoo! We got Al Qaeda's #2 -- again! Time to fire off a blog post about how this is proof that Bush, having personally planned this operation, is the greatest President of all time, taking care to throw in something along the lines of "John Kerry, true to form, immediately pinned a purple heart on the terrorist's corpse, which was subsequently eaten by Michael Moore! (Get it? He's FAT!)" Hopefully my commenters will chime in with regrets that Al Franken, Ted and/or Anthony Kennedy, Hilary Clinton, and the Dixie Chicks weren't lying among the rubble. Ooh, sweet, a trackback from Misha noting that Dennis Kucinich wouldn't have supported this strike and therefore the city streets should be ripened with the gibbeted corpses of voting-age Democrats.

Oh, damn, turns out we didn't get him after all. I bet those liberals are gonna start gloating.

Yes Don't but those women and children they just murdered might have grown up to be tarists. It was a preemptive assassination.

"immediately pinned a purple heart on the terrorist's corpse, which was subsequently eaten by Michael Moore! (Get it? He's FAT!)"

LOL.

Damn, you should work that into a bit Ace.

"Yes Don't but those women and children they just murdered might have grown up to be tarists. It was a preemptive assassination. "

The only good tarist is a dead tarist.

48 hour rule applies, even to this.

Remember when we did/didn't/did get Abu Zubaydah?

48 hour rule applies, even to this.

I thought it was the five second rule? You mean I have to wait 48 hours before i eat Zawahiris corpse?!

Nothing's over till we say it is!

*phone rings*

al-Zawahiri: Hey bro, it's Ayman. I need a favor, Ahmed. I want to have a meeting of my top terrorist leaders at your house.

Ahmed: What's wrong with the place you were using ?

Ayman: It's, erm, being renovated by the owner. New carpets and shit. They, um, had a roof leak.

Ahmed: Yo Ayman, I'd like to help, really. I mean, you da man! But that is Parcheesi-and-pizza night at my house.

Ayman: Uh, Ahmed, I didn't say what night.

Ahmed: Dude, take at hint.

We do fire 105mm from C-130's, but that isn't a 105mm. Kind of like a small artillary piece that fires down on the target as the plane circles.

Nothing like having arty rounds handy for the propaganda photo op and nothing like our MSM publishing the photo without comment.

If you check the photo's properties it actually has the word "afghan" in it's title. Just an accident at the NYT I'm sure.

We fire 105s and (I think) 155s from c130s.

The only pictures I've seen of spectre in action have been the little 105's.

So we missed him - we still killed at least 18 of those muslims - only one billion left to go. I don't know why they grumble about this. They have lots of spare kids anyway. Soon they'll all be our friends when they understand we just want the best for them. We'll give them democracy and they'll give us oil - a great deal for all!

They have lots of spare kids anyway.

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FYI, our host is exceedingly tolerant, but someone named Cedarford got banned for exactly those kinds of comments.