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May 01, 2026

Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?

Hungry, a movie about a killer... hippo. I don't know if this is meant to be a serious movie or a half-serious one. They are making references to Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Hell No, a horror movie in which characters make sensible, logical decisions.

The final Jackass movie. These guys are too old to be taking shots like this.

Spider-Noir with Nicholas Cage. A series on Amazon, from Sony Pictures TV. So it's not giving Disney or Marvel any money. And I do like Spider-Man, Nicholas Cage, and Noir.

The girl from Happy Birthday 2 Me in an amnesia/hallucination movie. Her husband keeps telling her everything is okay. Or should I say "her husband" because come on, we've seen this kind of thing before.

The one minute teaser for Clayface looks okay.

Another Oscar-bait legal drama:

Another post-apocalypse movie, this one from Ridley Scott.

Is it possible they made a decent Resident Evil movie? It's from the guy who made Weapons.

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