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January 13, 2006
Canada Will, Supposedly, Elect Majority Conservative Government... due to the scandals of the liberal government ruling now. The Tories have a 12 point lead but there's always the chance that NDP voters will vote Liberal to prevent a conservative takeover. Further, is this good news? Doesn't it suggest that the GOP is heading for disaster in November? posted by Ace at 01:35 PM
CommentsI watched the 4 main party leaders' debate on C-SPAN, the other day. It was like Susan Collins vs. a coupla Joe Bidens and a Howard Dean. Posted by: Stumbo on January 13, 2006 01:42 PM
Are you saying this is bad news for the GOP because the same might happen here? I don't think it's an apples-to-apples situation. Paul Martin's government has been ridiculously corrupt for a long time, and the Canadian people are sick of it. One thing I do like about Stephen Harper (the leader of the conservative party), he doesn't mince words. He was commenting on the pressure the liberal government is under when he said, "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the fucking kitchen." He said the f-word. Something kind of refreshing about that kind of talk. Posted by: Matt H. on January 13, 2006 01:45 PM
About time. This will be a great victory for all the cool Canadians from Alberta and Calgary. Don't laugh, these guys are liberty loving cowboys living under the cruel tyranny of pussies from Toronto. I hope these guys can get their guns back but it is Canada, so I'm not holding my breath. Posted by: Shtetl G on January 13, 2006 02:03 PM
If it wasn't for the United States, Canada wouldn't even have the f-word. Posted by: Nine of Diamonds on January 13, 2006 02:15 PM
Wasn't "liberty loving cowboys living under the cruel tyranny of pussies" Andrew Sullivan's review of Brokeback Mountain? Posted by: Jack M. on January 13, 2006 02:34 PM
The relative scale of Canada's corruption is way higher than in the US. Plus, in the US, as many high-profile Dems look set to be tarred as R's, whereas in Canada the Tories have been outta power for so long, they're pretty clean. Remember, in the US, the out-of-power party still has a lot of influential members who can pull strings and are therefore worth bribing. No one in their right mind would waste a penny bribing an opposition member. In Canada, party control in a majority govt is absolute; what checks? what balances? So the Libs will deservedly wear their scandals all by themselves. Posted by: ras on January 13, 2006 02:35 PM
The only threat to the GOP in 2006 is Kos predicting the Dems will lose. Posted by: Sortelli on January 13, 2006 03:08 PM
If the Liberal Party looses to the Conservatives relations with the US will improve & Bush will have one less foreign critic. It's good news for Bush & the Republicans. And when the whole story about the Liberal Party connections to the Oil For Food scam come out, Bush will look even better. Posted by: Kenneth on January 13, 2006 03:12 PM
And I care about the most boring nation on earth why? Posted by: Iblis on January 13, 2006 03:15 PM
Iblis, You should care if you're in the paper-shredding business, cuz you're about to make a lotta money. Oh yeah, thousands of miles of common border and larger oil reserves than Saudi Arabia. That too. Posted by: ras on January 13, 2006 03:46 PM
Canadian politics: IRRELEVANT AND BORING. Posted by: rho on January 13, 2006 04:02 PM
The cool thing about Canada is...um, it's...uh, zzzzz... zzzzz... zzzzz... Posted by: Log Cabin on January 13, 2006 05:09 PM
Ace: I vote almost alwaysvote for republicans and I like republicans, but if their defeatisdueto their corruption, i wouln't be too upset. Democracy is only strong when leaders are held accountable. I worry more that we could become like Kos and lose track of our true beliefs. To support corrupt officials (like Clinton, Kennedy, et al.) just because they're Democrats is one of the worst chacteristics of the Democratic party. I much prefer a "throw the bums out" theory of politics. I want the Republicans to win when they have the best ideas, not just because they're republicans. Loyalty needs to be to an ideal, not just to a love of power or fear of losing power. Don't be seduced into believing that possession of power is worth prostituting your core beliefs. Better to lose now and come back later with more honest political office holders. Posted by: pendelton on January 13, 2006 06:02 PM
I hope the Republicans do eat shit in November. It's the only way the real asshats in the party, the ones who subscribe to the Open Wallet Policy and the ones who are a little too tickled by their ability to regulate millions of Americans, will be marginalized. It's like the Colts- get that first loss out of the way after a long streak, then you can concentrate on ensuring your viability for further on down the road. Posted by: Mark V. on January 13, 2006 07:00 PM
Except that the Colts' season ended in week 14. One word will perfectly describe what the Colts look like this Sunday: stale. The best game will be New England vs. Denver. Posted by: Bart on January 13, 2006 07:08 PM
The best game will be New England vs. Denver. Yup, and the clan will be gathered to cheer on the Broncos. I know I can count on your support, Bart. Posted by: geoff on January 13, 2006 07:25 PM
I live in Canada, and I agree with rho--Canadian politics is irrelevant and boring. So the conservatives might get in -- big deal. They've spent this whole campaign going around the country telling people how they're really no different than the Liberals, except not as corrupt. Great--exactly what we need--the same old irrelevant, crap. Posted by: Kevin on January 13, 2006 07:35 PM
I think what might interest you Yanks the most about our boring Canadian election is that our incumbent prime minister relies on bashing the United States, Bush and the war in Iraq to gain votes. And he warns Canadians that they shouldn't vote for his opponent because Harper and the Tories are friendlier to the Republicans. I find the spectacle of our leader making cheap shots against the U.S. to be embarassing and pathetic. Posted by: Rosemarie on January 13, 2006 07:54 PM
Geoff, please, man, come to your senses. But I despise Jake Plummer even more. Plummer said some nasty shit about the war and I believed he lied about Pat Tilman. Moreover, the Patriots don't cotton to losing -- especially play-off games. By the end of the game, you'll be wishing for ol' #7 and that obnoxious Sharpe character to run on the field. Oh yeah, Canadians (in Quebec) are a bunch of flaming anuses. Posted by: Bart on January 13, 2006 08:08 PM
Canada needs a better goverment then the one they got right now Posted by: spurwing plover on January 13, 2006 11:26 PM
I have a great deal of respect for the USA and the people that live there. However I have to point out that those that cannot look beyond their borders are the ingrates that make so much of the ROTW despise Americans. It's unfortunate, you do have the greatest country in the world but that kind of thinking sometimes holds you back from being even greater. This election in Canada is important to Americans, even those that are too moronic to see beyond their own needs. Even the strongest need support. Finally throwing those dumbasses that have been a national disgrace out of office should be seen as a sign of progress south of the border. Posted by: Proud K-W Conservative on January 14, 2006 12:32 AM
Don't be miffed, Canucks, we love ya. Good luck with the elections, here's hoping for some positive changes up there. Posted by: Sortelli on January 14, 2006 12:47 AM
No, actually the use of words like "ingrates" and "moronic" by Canadians describing Americans is what turns us off to Canada. We are well aware of our neighbors to the North. And we are well aware that they "despise" us. Not for the reasons you mentioned, however. We are despised by Canadians because of their own inferiority complex. It's utter bullshit to even suggest that Americans are not willing to embrace ANY country that offers their friendship. The thing is that we Americans are funny about friendship and loyalty; we like our friends to be, well, loyal. We don't appreciate citizens of other countries who constantly shit upon us for ridiculous reasons -- Americans are fatsos. Americans are spoiled. Americans are racists. That's not how friends treat each other. Posted by: Bart on January 14, 2006 12:47 AM
Yeah, but Bart, on that note you shouldn't smack Canadians around when the only Canadians in the thread are bein' nice for a change. Posted by: Sortelli on January 14, 2006 12:49 AM
Yes, but he had that Canadian "air" about him, didn't he? I know there are a few good Cannuckleheads up there, but I'm still harboring hard feelings for all the times that Canadian hockey fans booed during our national anthem. In other words, they started it. I'm also still miffed about the f'n Mexicans chanting "Osama" during our anthem at soccer games. Cocksukers. Posted by: Bart on January 14, 2006 12:53 AM
I know, man, I know. It's nothing new, and it's a lot harder to deal with crap like that these days. Used to be easy to ignore the ridiculousness, but every time I open my mouth to snark back at Canada I realize I'm stomping on the toes of people I like and that just makes it worse. Hopefully things will get better later on. Maybe a change in government up there will bring about a change in tone. Posted by: Sortelli on January 14, 2006 01:27 AM
Proud K-W conservative: You call it arrogance: we call it being able to make a difference. Maybe you'd be a little arrogant too, if you didn't have so very very much to be humble about. You call us ingrates...that's fucking hilarious seeing as how we've been guarding your asses for fifty years. What are we supposed to be grateful for- Celine Deion? Softpulp wood?All two companies of deployable infantry you can add to our forces abroad- IF the New York Air Force Reserve decides to give you a ride? We don't run our nation on a popularity basis; never will. You don't like our attitude? Fucking tough. Close your borders and starve to death or build a military and civilian structure worth cultivating as an ally. Signed, one of those "moronic, ingrate" Americans. PS- "You're Welcome", from the nation that invented the Internet that you just used to express your contempt for us. Wanker. Posted by: DaveP. on January 14, 2006 06:44 AM
Bart & DaveP. - Why are you guys harping on that minor shit? As a former New Jerseyan, I can tell you the greater problem is the proliferation of Canadians that swarm American beach towns wearing the Speedos/banana hammocks. American males are just as ugly, fat, and hairy as Canadians, but we have the decency to hide some of it with voluminous bathing suits/ board shorts. Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 14, 2006 07:05 AM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
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The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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