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January 11, 2006
Giant Freakin' Bog-MummyThe preserved remains of two prehistoric men discovered in an Irish bog have revealed a couple of surprises --- one used hair gel and the other stood 6 foot 6 inches high, the tallest Iron Age body discovered. A hair-product from France? The deuce you say. The bodies, which are both male and have been dated to more than 2,000 years old, probably belong to the victims of a ritual sacrifice. Giant. Freakin'. Bog mummy. AoSHQ: Your on-line source for Call of Cthulhu adventure seeds. Incidentally, does anyone have the CoC game for the X-Box? Is it any good? Thanks to SarahW. posted by Ace at 02:07 PM
CommentsHow come the site is all in italics now? Posted by: on January 11, 2006 02:09 PM
Sorry to go OT right away, but this is just hilarious: You're the Diet Coke of evil. Posted by: Monty on January 11, 2006 02:11 PM
Ace of Spades - all italics, all the time. And that's just the f'ing way it is. Posted by: Dogstar on January 11, 2006 02:14 PM
I didn't know you could rope out of hazel. also, I don't quite follow this: Given that the life expectency was probably late 20s to early 30s, that strikes me as a reporter's assumption that Old Croghan man had a universal healthcare plan. Posted by: BumperStickerist on January 11, 2006 02:15 PM
Yes, I have Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth for XBox. It's good so far, but I haven't gone far very far in it yet, having just gotten it recently. Posted by: Disgruntled Monkey on January 11, 2006 02:17 PM
Dark Corners of the Earth is very good but very buggy. I ran into one glitch about halfway through that stopped me from going forward completely, and as I haven't X-Box Live I can't patch it. Speaking as someone who used to be an Alpha Tester, Bethesda's QA either wasn't given enough time by the suits (most likely explanation) or they need to be lined up against the wall and shot. It's worth playing, but expect bugs galore. Oh, and play the game in Boy Scout mode. It's hard enough that way; any other difficulty and you end up reloading dozens of times with the thrice-cursed console save system. Posted by: Gidgiddoni on January 11, 2006 02:23 PM
I wonder if the gel-boys were the first Irish broke-back mountaineers that got bogged down. Posted by: machs on January 11, 2006 02:27 PM
The bodies, which are both male and have been dated to more than 2,000 years old, probably belong to the victims of a ritual sacrifice. He had been horrifically tortured before death. His nipples had been cut and he had been stabbed in the ribs. A cut on his arm suggested he had tried to defend himself during the attack that ended his life. The young man was later beheaded and dismembered. Ireslam: the predecessor of, well, you know. Posted by: on January 11, 2006 02:28 PM
The bodies, which are both male and have been dated to more than 2,000 years old, probably belong to the victims of a ritual sacrifice. He had been horrifically tortured before death. His nipples had been cut and he had been stabbed in the ribs. A cut on his arm suggested he had tried to defend himself during the attack that ended his life. The young man was later beheaded and dismembered. Ireslam: the predecessor of, well, you know. Posted by: Joe Mama on January 11, 2006 02:29 PM
As far as time to develop this... this sonofabitchin' game has been in development for 3 or 4 years. Posted by: ace on January 11, 2006 02:29 PM
Sorry about the double-tap, ace. Posted by: Joe Mama on January 11, 2006 02:29 PM
Lots of screenshots of the Cthulhu game here. The graphics look great, but I probably won't get it. Right now, my Xbox time is pretty much spent playing Halo 2 online. Actually, to be completely honest, most of my time on Xbox live is spent getting mocked by what sounds like 10 year olds who manage to sneak up and assassinate me with a melee attack. Good times... Posted by: Slublog on January 11, 2006 02:31 PM
"In common with other bog bodies, they show signs of having been tortured before their deaths." Wait, they were tortured, and they wore hair-gel? Does Andrew Sullivan know about this yet? Cheers, P.S. Haven't played the CoC game yet, but I'm guessing it's a rental regardless (no multiplayer, right? No multiplayer = rental). Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 11, 2006 02:40 PM
Since when is 2,000 years ago considered pre-historic? Posted by: A-10 on January 11, 2006 02:44 PM
I wonder if the gel-boys were the first Irish broke-back mountaineers that got bogged down.This guy thinks maybe so. Posted by: SarahW on January 11, 2006 02:57 PM
Hey, that's not what the preview looked like. try again: I wonder if the gel-boys were the first Irish broke-back mountaineers that got bogged down. This perfectly linked guy thinks so. Posted by: Sarah W on January 11, 2006 03:00 PM
Ace, Have you seen this? A NYT.com mention! Me too!
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Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 11, 2006 03:04 PM
They have found two mummies in irish bog and the were the victims of human sacrifice the same thing that radical animal rights fanatic and envirlentalists want us to do Posted by: spurwing plover on January 11, 2006 03:06 PM
This has to be the same poster. Is that true SP? ace of spades - spurwing plover Posted by: on January 11, 2006 03:21 PM
This perfectly linked guy thinks so. Posted by Sarah W at January 11, 2006 03:00 PM OMG...it's Cmdr Riker! I knew that danged Betazoid was his beard! Posted by: speedster1 on January 11, 2006 03:27 PM
Something about Cheney: This one time, Dick Cheney was bound hand and foot and thrown into an Irish peat bog, face down. After a few days they cut him down, and that's the Dick Cheney we know today. The rest binds the Library of Congress and three 15th century copies of "Der Totentanz." Posted by: on January 11, 2006 03:40 PM
A 6 ft 6 inch bog mummy found with a 5 foot 2 inch gelled-hair bog mummy? I sense butch and bitch here in the 'ol bog. Posted by: Feisty on January 11, 2006 03:41 PM
This has to be the same poster. Is that true SP? I've been wondering about spurwing and birdzilla, but birdzilla uses LOTS of CAPS, especially when listing names, like TED KENNEDY. I haven't noticed spurwing doing that. Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 11, 2006 04:09 PM
adolfo, they have the same email address. Spurwing has also posted under a different bird species here on AOSHQ. (I've spotted his comments when I was reading older posts.) I have seen him put names and other words in all caps, but maybe he hasn't done it recently. Posted by: Mrs. Peel on January 11, 2006 04:33 PM
Spurwing Plover does not do interviews, dammit! Yes, it is him. Not exactly advanced sleuthing. As you can see our friend Spurwing has an affinity for all things avian, except for, of course, CHIKWINS. Posted by: on January 11, 2006 04:34 PM
Is Spurwing an ornithologist? Why all the bird names and bird references? Posted by: Bart on January 11, 2006 04:40 PM
A mere mention of the name KENNEDY, also ruffles his feathers. Posted by: on January 11, 2006 04:44 PM
When I first read the title of this post, I thought it said Giant Freakin' Blog-Mummy. But yeah, a Bog-Mummy is probably quite a bit better. By the way, Spurwing Plover is a prolific poster all over the internet, not just here. Posted by: sandy burger on January 11, 2006 05:26 PM
I like SP. Stream of consciousness-like. Different. (Makes more sense than some other posters.) I always thought SP was a woman, though. My bad. Posted by: Muslihoon on January 11, 2006 06:51 PM
I always thought SP was a woman, though. My bad. Oh. You were having *those* kind of thoughts. lol! Posted by: shawn on January 11, 2006 08:28 PM
And along with the BANSHEES and LEPERCUANS and now you know why ST PATRICK went there Posted by: spurwing plover on January 11, 2006 11:31 PM
Come on, Spurwing Plover. Throw me a friggin' bone, here. Tell us about yourself. Anything at all. It could be something trivial. For example, do you like pizza? Posted by: sandy burger on January 11, 2006 11:48 PM
Also, can I call you Spurwing? Or how about Plover? Or maybe just SP? Whatever works. But maybe the full Spurwing Plover is best. Let me know if you have a preference. Posted by: sandy burger on January 11, 2006 11:51 PM
Cthulhu -- I avoid this word because I don't know how to pronounce it. P.S. Here's a hint for Sandy: Spur likes bread crumbs. Drop a few and wait patiently. Posted by: Bart on January 12, 2006 12:14 AM
Bart -- I avoid this word because I don't know how to pronounce it. Posted by: cthulhu on January 12, 2006 02:26 AM
In a letter, Lovecraft said that Cthulhu was supposed to be unpronouncable by humans, but that a reasonable approximation would be "TLUH-luh." OK, I just buried the geek needle. Does that earn us a repeat shot of BBeck's curvaceousness? Posted by: WarrenM on January 12, 2006 09:31 AM
Well, I'll tell you why St. Patrick really went to Ireland. He wasn't Irish; he was kidnapped and taken to Ireland as a slave. I don't remember the details, but he eventually freed himself, educated himself, and returned to Ireland in order to preach Christianity and end slavery. Instead of hating the people who had mistreated him so much, he forgave and saved them. It is said that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, but it's not literally true, obviously; it's a metaphor. Posted by: SJKevin on January 12, 2006 02:30 PM
Come on, Spurwing Plover. Throw me a friggin' bone, here. Tell us about yourself. Anything at all. Spurwing does not give guys boners. Here's something I've learned about Spurwing, you may find fascinating: He likes Roger Miller songs. In fact, he led a little sing a long on another website. Sing and maybe he will join you? Posted by: shawn on January 13, 2006 08:47 PM
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