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January 11, 2006

Iran's Decrepit Oil Pipelines May Experience Turbulence, Then Explode

IranFocus says the whole system is falling apart.

Lovely oil infrastructure you have here, Colonel. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

A-Man, providing some evidence that sanctions could actually work. Maybe.


posted by Ace at 03:33 PM
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Doesn't Iran get most of it's energy from oil? What would happen to their nuclear program, or their nation if . . . . say, the barrels of oil used to fuel their personal energy needs were cut off? Wouldn't that cause major damage to the high energy requirements of producing fisible material?

Maybe we should re-awaken that sabotage espionage pipeline thing we did with russia. Just use a russian agent smuggle the F'd up plans to iran. Or. Let israel destroy their refineries, their pipelines, and thier storage fields.

Posted by: Wickedpinto on January 11, 2006 03:38 PM

The hell with sanctions. Take out their decrepit oil pipeline infrastructure when we take out the nuclear reactors. Let's just be done with it.

Posted by: shawn on January 11, 2006 03:41 PM

Cripple their economy. Hunger is a great motivator for change. Just ask the French.

Posted by: Iblis on January 11, 2006 03:41 PM

Things with Iran could get really interesting.

Like, you know, Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die!

Posted by: Harry Callahan on January 11, 2006 04:00 PM

Nice Serenety reference.

Posted by: TABoLK on January 11, 2006 04:24 PM


Off Topic (again)
Have any of you seen this?
More of Teddy’s dark/frightening (but still funny as hell) spiral into the abyss.

http://blogs.washingtonpost.com/
campaignforthecourt/2006/01/kennedy_and_spe.html

A. Weasel

Posted by: AssWeasel on January 11, 2006 04:52 PM

sactions having an effect on oil pipelines?!! let me get this straight! so who the hell is building pipelines in the south pars? I guess they are americans or angels coming from heaven!! cut the crab! these type of sanctions won't have any effect on iran. it has been proven over and over again since seventy nine! by the way, it was last year that pipeline carrying oil products to arizona was closed for a few weeks leaving the entire state without gas supplies for several days. it was a fifty year old pipe!! fix your own pipes before throwing your bullshit at iran

Posted by: hossein on January 11, 2006 05:40 PM

Nice Monty Python reference in the starter post, Ace.

Posted by: Steve in Houston on January 11, 2006 05:59 PM

Hossein? In 1979, the US and the Soviet Union were spending money like crazy, the US spent a lot on themselves, and a small group of others. The Soviets threw money at everyone. What is happening now with the War on Terror, is really a hold off, in many ways, to the cold war. ALL of the enemies that we face now, were allies, close allies in military and economic terms with the old soviet Union.

Now that Iran is demonstrating openly it's retarded hatred, and now that Russia wants to pretend that they are still a global player, and with Russia knowing that they have no real economic power over the world, just enough to bully a small portion of their old vassal states (ukraine) Russia might finaly wake up and realize that if they wanna grow and prosper in the current global climate, then Russia won't do what it did before. Prop up the Iranians despite it being a losing cause, just to give it to the US.

If there are sanctions by all 5 of the players, Iran will suffer greatly.

Posted by: Wickedpinto on January 11, 2006 06:03 PM

I mean, fings break, don't 'ey, colonel?

Posted by: Brian B on January 11, 2006 06:05 PM

You've got a lot of soldiers here? Be a shame if somone were to set fire to dem.

Posted by: Steve in Houston on January 11, 2006 06:13 PM

Stop it, stop it! Right. This started out as a perfectly good comment thread, but now it's just gotten silly.

Posted by: The Colonel on January 11, 2006 06:15 PM

Decrepit pipelines experience turbulence then explode = Ted Kennedy+Chivas+bean burrito

Posted by: Joe Mama on January 11, 2006 07:51 PM

Hey wheres GREENEACE their always making a fuss when ever theres something to do with oil why are they not picketing in IRAN? is it becuase that IRAN would have them beheaded?

Posted by: spurwing plover on January 12, 2006 03:30 PM
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