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January 11, 2006
Another member of the coalition of cowards is set to be unemployed.I hope I don't jinx things but it looks like those hockey pucks up north are going to election a "conservative" government. So long Martin/Chretien! Bush re-elected. Blair re-elected. Howard re-elected. Schroeder defeated and working for Russian dictator. Chirac less popular than Pierre Laval and set for retirement next year. Only the Spanish turned out to be pussies. posted by Tanker at 01:40 PM
CommentsTanker! Dude! Long time no see! Posted by: Monty on January 11, 2006 01:53 PM
Ironically, a minority govt might actually produce a more conservative result, as it would force an alliance between the Tories & the BQ, and the common philosophical ground between the grassroots of those parties is decentralization: i.e. proper federalism with more power devolved to the provinces. [Absent corruption, that is....] Posted by: ras on January 11, 2006 02:03 PM
Liberation in the Soviet Republic of Canuckistan. Posted by: Border Reiver on January 11, 2006 02:30 PM
Sure, the Spaniards were real coños, but remember they were half-occupied by Muslims for 700 years. And they're still right next door. So Spanish fear is in the face of a real threat. Doesn't make their response admirable or right, but there you go. Cordially... Posted by: Rick on January 11, 2006 02:36 PM
The Spanish reaction may have just been a fluke. Aznar was killing in the polls before the bombings, and his botched response (blaming ETA) sunk him. If he had had more time, even Spain might still be with us. Posted by: Sobek on January 11, 2006 02:46 PM
Liberals must feel so awful right now Posted by: spurwing plover on January 11, 2006 03:08 PM
You forgot another conservative: Ahmadinejad Congratulations! Posted by: searp on January 11, 2006 03:20 PM
You might want to start putting together the invite list for the party to celebrate the end of the People's Republic of Canada. Posted by: rls on January 11, 2006 03:36 PM
Whoa there Ace! Martin has something up his sleeve that may swing it around at the last minute. Posted by: machs on January 11, 2006 04:06 PM
Sure, the Spaniards were real coños, but remember they were half-occupied by Muslims for 700 years. And with a lifetime birth rate of 1.1 children per female, their facing another 700 or so years in the near future. DISCLAIMER: This post is intended as political comment, protected (for now) under the first amendment of the U.S. Consititution. It is not intended as an endorsement of any particular political candidate in violation of the McCain-Feingold Campaign Reform and Hinderance of Political Expression Act. It is also not intended to harrass, offend or (heaven forbid!) annoy anyone in violation of any other Unconsititutional Acts recently passed by the Republican Congress and signed into law by our Commander-in-Chief (also, purportedly a Republican). Posted by: Red Jode on January 11, 2006 04:33 PM
That's a real handy disclaimer there, Red Jode. I'd use it too, but then I'd be adding copyright infringement to the list. searp, I don't know if you've been paying attention, but Ahmadinejad might soon be standing in the same unemployment line as Chirac, Schroeder and Martin. Posted by: Sobek on January 11, 2006 04:52 PM
But... Ahmadinejad is a conservative! Chirac is a conservative! Why do we want those folks unemployed? I am confused now. Do we have a March of Conservatism, a March of Pro-Americanism or a March of Dimes? I am truly lost, but willing to be educated. They all end up unemployed sooner or later, except maybe that good conservative Putin. Posted by: searp on January 11, 2006 05:32 PM
Bremer does not have many kind words to say about the performance about the Spanish troops. He says in his book that they stood by and did not come to the aid of the Americans when they were under attack in Najaf. He refers to it as the coalition of the totally uncooperative. I think Spain, and to a lesser extent Italy, have proved to be more trouble than they were worth. What with their litigious judges charging our troops for friendly fire incident swith murder and the Italians and their funding of terrorists through ransom, we may need to rethink this whole coalition thing. Posted by: Kate on January 11, 2006 06:11 PM
I believe "searp" is conflating "conservative" with "reactionary." Putin was a senior officer in the KGB, which office never went to Federalist Society types. And lefties can be reactionaries--witness Chas. Schumer trying to freeze one SCOTUS decision in amber for all time. Cordially... Posted by: Rick on January 11, 2006 06:22 PM
"But... Ahmadinejad is a conservative! Chirac is a conservative! Why do we want those folks unemployed?" Because neither of them is a "conservative" in an American sense. Chirac may be conservative relative to, say, Mao, but that's not exactly enough to get American Republicans or libertarians to like him. And Ahmadinejad isn't so much "conservative" as he is "bat-guano insane." Ahmadinejad is a reactionary. On a simplified (read: unnuanced) spectrum, reactionaries are to the right of revolutionaries, liberals and moderates, but that doesn't conservatives = reactionaries. It means reactionaries are further to the right than conservatives. Note that while American conservatives emphatically renounce reactionaries, American liberals embrace revolutionaries (e.g. Stalin, Mao, Castro, Guevara) enthusiastically. Brutal killers all, and yet the Left just loves 'em, makes t-shirts and posters celebrating them, make fawning movies about them. Why do you suppose that is, searp? Posted by: on January 11, 2006 06:30 PM
Let's see... Putin is an avowed atheist who looks back fondly to the days of the Soviet Union. He's no fan of private enterprise, loathes federalism, and would never legalize private gun ownership in a million years. (The number one murder weapon in Russia is the knife. Number two, for all you Dostoevsky fans, is the axe.) Sounds more like Howard Dean than Ronald Reagan. For that matter, neither Reagan nor Putin has much in common with Ahmedinejad. I'll beat Inigo Montoya to the punch: "You keep using that word 'conservative.' I do not think it means what you think it means." Posted by: utron on January 11, 2006 06:32 PM
Spain is not alone. A left-wing coalition took power in Norway, leading to that country pulling out of Iraq (its combat engineer contingent had already redeployed, but Norwegian officers continued to serve on the staff of the UK-led Multi-National Division South). Ukraine and Bulgaria also announced withdrawals lot long after changes of government. However, both showed more guts than Zapatero, and put off redeployment until after the December elections and after they had trained Iraqi forces to take primary responsibility for their sectors. The Italian government and Italian politicians have made noises, but their troops are still there. Poland, Denmark, Japan and several others have remained steadfast, although like most others (including the US), they have looked for or are looking for ways of downgrading their force levels in Iraq. Posted by: Dave (in NYC) on January 11, 2006 08:32 PM
Spain is a democracy. The overwhelming majority of Spaniards were strongly against the invasion. They voted out a manipulative liar. Democracy happens. Try to get used to it. Someday, you may even like it, or at least appreciate it. Okay, maybe just RESPECT it. Just... respect it. Just once I'd like to see some rightwingers admit they wanted leaders of Spain, Italy, Turkey etc. act undemocratically, to support the US administration. A little honesty would be refreshing. Posted by: tubino on January 11, 2006 11:18 PM
Because neither of them is a "conservative" in an American sense. Chirac may be conservative relative to, say, Mao, but that's not exactly enough to get American Republicans or libertarians to like him. Bush is not a conservative in the American sense. He may be conservative relative to, Karl Marx, but that's not exactly enough to get libertarians, or more than 40% of Americans, to like him. Posted by: tubino on January 11, 2006 11:21 PM
Let's see: I guess if Chirac isn't conservative in an American sense that is because he is... French. Shocking, simply shocking. I guess we could move further along the spectrum and look to Le Pen? Ahmadinejad prays a lot, was elected to a local office before becoming president, doesn't know or care much for the rest of the world and probably favors tax cuts. Sounds like someone else I know. I thought we were talking conservatives here, not Republicans. Now I understand. Posted by: searp on January 12, 2006 06:13 AM
"Ahmadinejad prays a lot, was elected to a local office before becoming president, doesn't know or care much for the rest of the world and probably favors tax cuts. Sounds like someone else I know." Ooh! I know! Bill Clinton? LOL Victories in the GWOT: Posted by: Ron on January 12, 2006 08:41 AM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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