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Iran To Segregate Pedestrian Sidewalks By SexUnconfirmed report from Iran Focus. The worse it is for those poor bastards, the better it is for us: The government of radical Islamist Mahmoud Ahmadinejad plans to segregate Iran’s pedestrian walkways on gender basis, according to Fatemeh Alia, a deputy in Iran’s Majlis (Parliament) and one of Ahmadinejad’s closest allies. Have you assholes seen the young people in Teheran? You think they're eager to return to that grim madness? As part of the government plan called “Increase the hejab (veil) culture and female chastity”, the Ministry of Housing and Urban Development has received orders to construct separate pedestrian walkways for men and women, according to Alia. "Increase... female chastity?" That should go over well with young women. And it should go over even better with young men-- the sort of people who throw bricks and start fires just because their team lost in the Final Four. I'm a little more sanguine now. These maniacs are going to provoke a civil war, a full-on revolution, and they're too fucking stupid to see it coming.
posted by Ace at 12:38 AM
CommentsThis is what happens when crazy dweebs obtain absolute power. If they can't get any pussy: then NOBODY's getting any. Posted by: harrison on January 9, 2006 12:45 AM
Well, if the kids do decide to revolt, the Iranians will make the Chinese military at Tieneman (sp?) Square look like pussies. There are plenty of radicals in Iran to keep the rest of the populace in line. Pah-lenty. Posted by: Bart on January 9, 2006 12:50 AM
As someone that's been attending the University of Maryland at College Park since 00-01 (yes this is my 6th year...) I can say we do a LOT worse than that, and for far less. There have been dozens of "riots" but only a few, about five, with any significant property damage. Posted by: gen on January 9, 2006 12:52 AM
Might be worth noting that no one else is reporting this except Iran Focus. I.e., it's unconfirmed. Posted by: Allah on January 9, 2006 12:54 AM
thanks. Posted by: ace on January 9, 2006 12:57 AM
yeah, this doesn't really seem realistic to me. there's an old joke about Bob Jones University, how they've got pink sidewalks for girls and blue sidewalks for boys. so this alost sounds made up like that. Posted by: ramms on January 9, 2006 01:27 AM
Iran's young people will turn the country from fundamentalism. It was a weird setback that the strict fundie got elected, and probably wouldn't have happened without the US forces on its border. Having a hostile force right next door tends to change voting patterns, doncha know. Prior to the invasion, IMO the US could have pulled Iran our way just by airlifting in jeans and American pop music CDs.* -------- Posted by: tubino on January 9, 2006 01:35 AM
Um, did I not say on this blog that U.S. policy towards Iran should be relatively relaxed, because it's internal contradictions are unsustainable and will inevitably collapse? Did I not say this at the same time when others on this blog were frothing at the mouth about a nuclear strike? Yes, actually, I did. Posted by: Michael on January 9, 2006 01:38 AM
Yeah, but will the collapse come before or after the nutter in charge gets a bomb? Tubino's cute. He thinks there was no hostile force on the border of Iran before we came in there. I'm sorry, did I say cute? I meant ridiculous. Anyway, I guess we shoulda waited for Saddam to get all peaceful on his own and Israel to push itself into the sea so the mullahs wouldn't feel threatened anymore. Posted by: Sortelli on January 9, 2006 01:55 AM
He thinks there was no hostile force on the border of Iran before we came in there. There's something really condescending about the leftist blame-America-for-everything world-view. It's so America-centric and parochial. Posted by: SJKevin on January 9, 2006 02:03 AM
You can't increase female chastity. It's either there, Posted by: Nine of Diamonds on January 9, 2006 02:36 AM
Gen - Current freshman at College Park. How do you do? Posted by: Greg on January 9, 2006 02:46 AM
Prior to the invasion, IMO the US could have pulled Iran our way just by airlifting in jeans and American pop music CDs. Finally the troll writes a funny. Posted by: Bart on January 9, 2006 03:30 AM
You can't increase female chastity. It's either there, I feel that way about terrorists -- You can't create a suicide bomber. It's either in the individual to strap on explosives and kill women and children on a bus or wherever, or it isn't. In other words, no sane, reasonable youngman or woman is going to wake up one day and say Screw this, I hate these [Insert country, religion, or ethnic group here] so much that I'm going to blow myself to smitherenes and take as many as "them" possible with me. Posted by: Bart on January 9, 2006 03:37 AM
When I read the headline, I couldn't help but think that when I was in grade school (probably second or third grade), we had the "boy's side" and the "girl's side" of the stairs. Sticking to the proper sides was the way we avoided cooties. Posted by: cranky-d on January 9, 2006 04:53 AM
Interestingly, at least from my perspective, a friend of mine who works in Iran estimates female homosexuality is currently topping 8% of the under-30 population. (The median age, according to the CIA, is just over 24 for women.) Basically the same law of unintended consequences thing the Christian missionaries ran into in Africa. For comparison, no more than 2-3% (at an absolute maximum) of American women are lesbians. Yes, this includes the "bi-curious" college-girl airheads. Posted by: Megan on January 9, 2006 05:39 AM
Bart, Posted by: The Real Steve on January 9, 2006 07:07 AM
Ahh, the wonders of Islam. Female chastity can be managed with PERFECT lack of concern about male chastity. Posted by: Layer Seven on January 9, 2006 08:32 AM
It reminds me of recess when I went to Catholic school. Boys on one side of the schoolyard. Girls on the other. What is it about religion that makes it want to get involved in such things? Posted by: Bill Karl on January 9, 2006 09:12 AM
Thanks to the A-Man I am sure that is what Ahmadinejad was thinking too when he announced this policy. If confirmed, of course. Posted by: Mark on January 9, 2006 09:36 AM
Here's some interesting news. (http://www.f*o*x*news.com/story/0,2933,181041,00.html) The head of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards died in a plane crash. (Remove the asterisks from the URL; ace's stupid filter won't let FOX News through for some reason.) Right now Dick Cheney is chortling and elbowing W. in the ribs as they eat breakfast. "What'd I tellya, Georgie? Huh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, eh?" Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 09:36 AM
Will the UN get involved? will NOW get involved? their doing this? Posted by: spurwing plover on January 9, 2006 10:20 AM
Having a hostile force right next door tends to change voting patterns, doncha know. mais oui! Posted by: Paul Martin on January 9, 2006 10:47 AM
I think Ahmadman would very much like a civil war and purge that country of all those pain in the ass young people whose priorities are not straight. And while at play in the killing fields he can finish off the Iranian Kurds, another thorn in the side of the man preparing to "rule the world". Pamela BTW if those reprots of Osama's death turn out to be true it is of little surprise that it is in Iran that livedout his final days. Posted by: Pamela aka "Atlas" on January 9, 2006 11:41 AM
I think Ahmadman would very much like a civil war and purge that country of all those pain in the ass young people whose priorities are not straight. And while at play in the killing fields he can finish off the Iranian Kurds, another thorn in the side of the man preparing to "rule the world". Pamela BTW if those reports of Osama's death turn out to be true it is of little surprise that it is in Iran that livedout his final days. Posted by: Pamela aka "Atlas" on January 9, 2006 11:42 AM
argh...the f****G dreaded double post........AOL sucks! I will never learn Posted by: Pamela on January 9, 2006 11:43 AM
Why on earth doesn't NOW protest this stuff? Complete silence on this but they object to Senator Allito's passive involvement in a campaign to keep Princeton single gender! Posted by: number6 on January 9, 2006 01:46 PM
What's wrong with women walking on the other side of the road from men? It's not that far. In fact, it's just a stones throw away. Posted by: ZenTiger on January 10, 2006 04:39 AM
I found a page within Vital Perspective called Ahmadinejad Watch - pretty good stuff! Posted by: Amy on January 11, 2006 08:33 PM
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
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