Why would Ted Stephens be killing animals in Cheney's neighborhood?

Stephens is the President Pro Tempore, right?
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Who the fuck would want to live near the grim reaper?

Gives me the chills to even think about it.

Wasn't it Patrick Henry who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me death, but for God's sake, keep Dick Cheney's penis away from me!" ?

Cheney is the Darth Vader of the Bush Administration, to be sure. Frankly, although I'm conservative, I don't like the son-of-a-bitch. Say what you want in his defense, he can be slimy. For me his absolute low point was in the dabete with John Edwards, when he absolutely lied on national TV. I quote from Factcheck.org at http://www.factcheck.org/article272.html

"First Time"

"Cheney: You've got one of the worst attendance records in the United States Senate. Now, in my capacity as vice president, I am the president of Senate, the presiding officer. I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they're in session.

The first time I ever met you was when you walked on the stage tonight."

FACTCHECK.ORG: Cheney's "First Time":

Cheney claimed Edwards has such a poor attendance record in the Senate that he was just meeting Edwards for the first time during the debate, even though Cheney visits the Senate most Tuesdays. But the Kerry-Edwards campaign quickly documented at least two instances in which Cheney had met Edwards previously. Edwards escorted Elizabeth Dole when she was sworn in as North Carolina's other senator on January 8, 2003, according to Gannet News Service. Cheney administered the oath.

Cheney also was present with Edwards at a National Prayer Breakfast on Feb. 1, 2001, when a transcript shows Cheney acknowledged Edwards among those at the gathering:

Cheney: (Feb. 1, 2001): Thank you. Thank you very much. Congressman Watts, Senator Edwards, friends from across America and distinguished visitors to our country from all over the world, Lynne and I are honored to be with you all this morning.

Sorry Ace, but the guy's an asshole. Republicans shouldn't need to take cheap shots like this on national TV. It makes them look like . . . Democrats.

Yeah, but's he's OUR asshole, and a damned effective one at that. The difference is the Dems ran their asshole at the top of the ticket, but as any graduate of leadership school knows, the leader should be a basically nice guy, and this 2 i/c should be an asshole.

Here's the thing, Ace. I'm a very liberal guy, but there's something I just don't like about this Howard Dean guy. I mean he's a complete asshole who looks like a fuckin' muppet character who got a chicken bone stuck in its throat and is choking on it.

I also think that Harry Reid is a slimey, weasely little fuck. But, you know, I'm saying that as a long time Democrat. Also, hate Hillary. I think she's one nasty dyke whore, you know? Pretty sure she's had a penis implant. I mean, I vote for Democrats all the time, but gosh darnnit, I have to be honest. Some of them are real dickheads. Actually, all of them.

I know this is my first time commenting here, but I've been surfing this site since its inception in 1987. I'm usually too busy supporting Democrats to comment, but I just had to this time. Because, as a Democrat, I think that the whole party is filled with pompous, power-hungry, sniveling, lying, fuckheads.

I say this as a Democrat, of course.

RLD = Ace.

nope, someone else.

a lot of people do fake-name posts. don't blame them on me. I only do one once in a blue moon.

Michael, try harder. I thought lawyers were smart.

Also, you're out of beer. I'd send your wife on a run, but she's, um, busy.

Also, he's slam-banging all their wives and daughters.

With his mind!

{/pushing the joke too far}

Didn't want secret service knocking on my door, wondering why I wanted to know Mr Dick Cheney's weekend address, so went poking around his neighborhood where he stays doing his day job.
The U.S. Naval Observatory.
"Since 1974 the U.S. Vice-President has lived in a large, white-painted, Victorian house on the southeast corner of 34th Street and Massachusetts Avenue in the District of Columbia. It is located on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory. The official title of the home is "The Admiral's House". "
OK, let's see who his neighbors are. Mebbe he just doesn't like neighbors, being from Wyoming and all.
Using this handy little link:
http://www.fundrace.org/neighbors.php
We find this:
http://www.fundrace.org/neighbors.php?type=loc&addr=34th+Street&zip=20001&search=Search+by+Location
Among other amusing games that can be done, just grab the titles of Mr Dick Cheney's neighbors, and set up the question: Democrat or Republican?
Please leave
Mr. L. B Doggett
President
Doggett Enterprises, Inc.
RNC $25,000
666 11th St N W (map)
Washington, DC 20001
alone. That's a lot of coin, but he lives at 666 11th St.
*drool*

The must be big time liberal demacratic voters who voted for KERRY and listen to AL FRANKEN and are CINDY SHEEHAN bootlickers and probibly have all of MICHEAL MOORE crumby movies on DVD

My parents have a house about two blocks from the Cheney's house outside of Jackson.

I go visit a couple of times a year, and usually the Cheneys are in residence at the same time. You would hardly know they're there, except for the checkpoint at the entrance to their little cul-de-sac, and the cleancut athletic-looking people walking around the neighborhood with their "pet dogs", or cruising the 'hood in their rented SUVs. No helicopters, and the convoys go by very quickly and infrequently.

One time my mom was walking her 16-year-old mutt, and the dog took a poop on the shoulder of the road. Mom didn't want anyone to step in it, so she used a big piece of bark to pitch the shit into the brush. They walked down the road a ways, then Mom looked back and saw some poor schmuck pop up out of nowhere and start poking around in the bushes to see what she had tossed in there. Gave her a good laugh, even while knowing that the guy was doing his job diligently.

What a whiny bunch of rich assholes these neighbors are. Their REM sleep is disturbed by motorcades and helicopters? Oh the horror! Plenty of people live in neighborhoods where their sleep is disturbed by gunshots and bums tearing through garbage cans, so BFD. You live near the Vice Fucking President; I'm fresh out of sympathy.

Oh for Chrissakes...wahh, wahhh, wahhhh, wahhhhhh! They should hear my neighborhood (tuning up) right before deer season!...strangely though; I like it!

Well, duh. Any helicopter is louder than R.E.M.

Get a bigger amp, lame-os.