Wd you please upgrade your "junk" to your ragged chic stuff?

In other words, rather than attempt to legally distinguish between skimpy covering on the beach and no covering in the general public domain, this judge just threw up his hands and said "it's all so confusing to me - everyone go run nekkid in the streets!"

Congrats on winning your court case. Now you and Dave can continue making your 'Bloggers Gone Wild' DVD.

Indecent exposure ususally requires some sort of sexual or lewd component.

bending over to show someone your ass in the middle of a heated argument is often considered "lewd."

I'm sure he didn't take down his pants so she could check for possibly-cancerous moles.

Which is why, whenever one of my heated arguments culminates in me pulling down my drawers, I say in a loud, clear voice: "Would everyone please examine my buttocks for disturbing lesions or irregular splotchs?"

Works great during closing argument.

Piquant way of delivering message that explains a lot, A LOT more, even.

Rob: Do you speak English?
Ben: Nope, why? I am individual. I have my own way. I just demonstrated.

Come on, like a guy named "Chip" is going to take offense over physical contact with another man's genitalia.

I don't think you can use the defense. You actually impugned Chip's bodily integrity.

bending over to show someone your ass in the middle of a heated argument is often considered "lewd."

Uh, it depends where it occurs. Some guy took off all his clothes near a woman and her 8 y/o daughter in Griffith Park and started doing jumping jacks. Under the law, couldn't file an indecent exposure.

Now, if you bend over to show someone your ass in the middle of a heated arugment and say, "Wouldn't you like to fuck this?" -- you could probably file an indecent exposure.

Mooning is for morons