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April 29, 2026

Ice Cream Cafe

Enjoying a pup cup.

Ice cream factory.

Babies eating ice cream for the first time. Number Four will SHOCK YOU!!!

LIFE HACK!!! HOW TO EAT AN ICE CREAM CONE LIKE A PRO!!! YOUR LIFE BEEN HACKED!

I'm the cock of the walk.

The sheriff breaks up the fight.

Computer-generated walking tour of Ancient Rome.

A different cut showing how Airplane! was just the movie Zero Hour! but with jokes. I can see how they wrote Airplane -- I see them sitting around watching this old, lame movie, making wise-cracks like "And please don't call me Shirley" while watching it, and then deciding to write it as a script. And they had to pay for the Zero Hour! script because all of their best wise-cracks were in response to that particular movie.

This boulder kinda looks like a scoop of ice cream, kinda.

Dogs patiently waiting for the ice cream truck.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ppkSfNsgDu
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 29, 2026

The dog thought that if he waited in a line, he would get ice cream 🥹 pic.twitter.com/4S2sNmnnbq
— Antidepressant Content (@depressionlesss) April 28, 2026

Doggos best part of his day is waiting patiently for his ice cream van to deliver him treats and it’s soo adorable 🥹 pic.twitter.com/7Z0hJlzf5q
— Puppies 🐶 (@Puppieslover) April 27, 2026

Three good boys got their ice cream treat! 🍦 😋 pic.twitter.com/8QwVdpnZs8
— LynneP (@LynneBP_294) April 27, 2026

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The sheriff breaks up the fight. Computer-generated walking tour of Ancient Rome. A different cut showing how Airplane! was just the movie Zero Hour! but with jokes. I can see how they wrote Airplane -- I see them sitting around watching this old, lame movie, making wise-cracks like "And please don't call me Shirley" while watching it, and then deciding to write it as a script. And they had to pay for the Zero Hour! script because all of their best wise-cracks were in response to that particular movie. This boulder kinda looks like a scoop of ice cream, kinda. Dogs patiently waiting for the ice cream truck.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ppkSfNsgDu — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 29, 2026 The dog thought that if he waited in a line, he would get ice cream 🥹 pic.twitter.com/4S2sNmnnbq — Antidepressant Content (@depressionlesss) April 28, 2026 Doggos best part of his day is waiting patiently for his ice cream van to deliver him treats and it’s soo adorable 🥹 pic.twitter.com/7Z0hJlzf5q — Puppies 🐶 (@Puppieslover) April 27, 2026 Three good boys got their ice cream treat! 🍦 😋 pic.twitter.com/8QwVdpnZs8 — LynneP (@LynneBP_294) April 27, 2026 posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Cow Demon: " The Canuckians need to shut their filthy whore m ..." 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