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Italian Court Demands Priest Prove Christ ExistedAN ITALIAN judge has ordered a priest to appear in court this month to prove that Jesus Christ existed. Europe sure seems more "advanced" than the US in having almost every controversial topic -- claims of racism, both real and fictive, arguments about immigration, debates upon how threatening Islam may be, and even the basis of Christianity -- "settled" by lawsuits and criminal prosecutions. They're coming closer and closer to the Soviet ideal, where every action or belief that wasn't illegal was mandatory. Thanks to Allah Pundit, who would almost certainly be in jail if he lived in Europe. He's about three steps ahead of the law even in the US. posted by Ace at 06:32 PM
CommentsBetter to be three steps ahead of the law then three steps ahead of that damn shark below! Posted by: on January 2, 2006 06:45 PM
Well, I agree with the judge's reasoning. If someone denounced me for saying the sky is blue... 'course, I probably wouldn't have taken it to court. Posted by: scarshapedstar on January 2, 2006 07:18 PM
That shouldn't be incredibly difficult. You can't prove that Christ was divine, of course. But the guy did exist. Posted by: Spade on January 2, 2006 07:19 PM
All he should have to do is show a really simple timeline for the Bible to do it. I mean the earliest manuscripts we have of the Gospels are about 50 years after his death... Posted by: Greg on January 2, 2006 07:28 PM
[Eyes rolling] You may not believe Jesus was the Messiah, but to believe he didn't exist is to "abuse popular credulity" Posted by: JFH on January 2, 2006 08:01 PM
More of these secular judges with their walnut brains too much of the darwinsm crap Posted by: spurwing plover on January 2, 2006 09:49 PM
He should just bring in a copy of the Da Vinci Code. It's been researched and everything! Posted by: Andrea Harris on January 2, 2006 11:06 PM
Or, getting off the snark, I could totally make that judge my bitch with a copy of Bart Ehrman's "Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet of the New Millenium". The proposition that Jesus "was a historical figure" (and that he was baptised by John and asserted he was Messiah) isn't hard to prove. Do a Google on "Ehrman dissimilarity". In ancient history, you don't set out to prove he existed. You prove he was a historical figure. You show that he was as likely to have existed as other Jewish messianists existed at this time, as well as Arminius the rebel German and a few other contemporaries only mentioned in later histories. This Italian judge is an ass. (Would it be wrong to call him "christ killer"?) Posted by: David Ross on January 2, 2006 11:26 PM
TGhe Judge tried to keep this out of court but was forced to take the case by an apeals court. Posted by: hunter on January 2, 2006 11:53 PM
Am I the only one seeing the blogad beside the comments about the anti-Jesus documentary? Did you plan that, Ace? Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 2, 2006 11:54 PM
It's not such a crazy idea. I've heard more and more people go with the "Jesus is a re-telling of Sumerian fables" arguments when you corner them on religion. If you accept that Jesus existed, you have to start explaining the Biblical accounts. Easier to simply say, "oh, he didn't really exist, it's all a big put-on." (Of course, then you have to explain why his followers were willing to die, in poverty, for a fable they invented...) Posted by: rho on January 3, 2006 09:03 AM
If that judge wants proof that god is real then he should take a direct hit from a bolt of lightning Posted by: spurwing plover on January 3, 2006 03:02 PM
Recalls years ago, when someone argued that Homer didn't really write the Odyssey. This was before the Internet mind you, and and may have been the first snark ever, who knows (new thread?). The response was: "Yeah, it wasn't Homer. It was some other blind guy named Homer." The paraphrase is obvious, and it'll end with "some other Guy named Jesus." Posted by: Alear on January 3, 2006 05:08 PM
How come every ancient document we can find constitutes evidence (if not proof) of the things it documents, with the exclusive exception of those documents that have been accepted as cannonical Scripture? Posted by: Dave Munger on January 4, 2006 05:17 PM
Dave, my theory is that people see what they want to see. Even scientists aren't 100% objective. Posted by: Muslihoon on January 4, 2006 11:53 PM
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