Expect drunken blogging in about 10 hours.

Happy New Year's eve to all the AoS HQ readers, from your old pal Sandy. Cheers!

Heading out now... roofdeck plus fireworks equals crazy delicious.

Translation: It's NYE and I'm not going to get laid.

Happy New Year, Ace, and all regulars (except tubino and other trolls-I wish you all an angry double-cougar from Dick Cheney).
There will be much grappa consumed tonight, but a designated driver will have the wheel, so watch out liver!

Yeah yeah, you guys go on and have fun now. I'll still be here at work. Surfing the net.

Happy New Year, ya lovable goons.

Arf!

Happy New Year, everyone.
May 2006 bring us peace, prosperity, and no more casualties in Iraq from IEDs and RPGs.

Peace, yo!
And don't be gay in '06.

By the way, I'm in the middle of the No Cal floods.
As usual, the media is making much more of it than the reality on the ground.
Water's up, some road closures, some evacuations, but NOTHING like the mid 90's or early 80's.
I helped evac people off of the Russian River out of Monte Rio and Guerneville back then.
This is big rain, high water, but not as bad as it looks on tv.
Happy New Year!

You could always shoot the water if it gets really bad, Jefe.

;)

Not to repeat myself; but,
Happy New Year, y'all.

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! (and lauraw)

Feel free to come visit my New Years Eve open thread.

You may have noticed that when the moonbats were here I didn't link my blog with my name. Cuz I have enough moonbats as it is. But, unlike the ones here, they are well behaved. Cuz I insist upon it. Anyway, come tell me your New Year's resolutions. You can be naughty, just no "F" or "S" word.

*BIG KISS* and a wonderful new year to you all!!!

Fudge that shoot!

Define "naughty". Is this RWS naughty, or FRW naughty? Because there's a difference.

Hey RWS, I promise not to call those corksucking, farging iceholes any bad names for the rest of this year.
And Bart, we only kill what we eat...except for hippies. They's just good for killin'.
Stinky hippie meat just ain't right, y'all.
Quick update...there are quite a few choppers coming in from the North Coast, probably south of Mendocino, so there may be some evacs from there, but around here, the river is dropping.
They're saying a few more inches tomorrow night, and that could make it ugly come Monday...
See you in '06!!

Well, I always let people know if they have crossed the line.

But I don't spank. Cuz everyone enjoys that too much....;_)

Happy New Year to our excellent host - Mr. Ace of Spades, and all the regular and irregular readers and posters that make this such a fun place to visit! I would also like to raise my glass in a toast: may there be confusion upon our enemies, and may we all slice like fucking hammers in 2006!

HNY to all. Be safe, have fun, and bring back some good stories for those of us pinned down by our progeny.

Happy New Year, fellow travelers. I'm off to celebrate with the new bride. Raise your glasses to our warriors.

Off to celebrate my first New Year's in snowy New England! Happy New Year to all the other regulars here!

Happy New Year, one and all.

Stinky hippie meat just ain't right, y'all.

It's like Chinese food. With all that latent THC it just makes you hungry again in about an hour.

Hapy New Year, AoS lifestyle!

Happy New Year all.
I suppose Mrs. Michael will find the batman costume and jug o' lubriderm ridden hard and put away wet, what with RWS talkin dirty and threatening spankings and all.
Congrats UGA.
Good job all on the merciless troll bashing lately. I laughed, I cried, I realized why dems keep losing elections.
Guess I am pinned by progeny as well (nice turn of phrase, Geoff).
Thanks to Ace for creating this moronblogcommunity I love hangin with.
Be safe, ya'll.

Happy new year, everyone.

I raise a glass of cheap champagne to all of you.

happy new year --- "ace"

I haven't decided if i'm going to do you like or NOT LIKE a viking in the new year.....

y'know what? in the spirit of the season

DEALER'S CHOICE!!!!!!

your call, buddy.

(your mind says not, but your heart screams like a viking, I know...mine too)

[[double parenthitcal-thingy --- I re-read the above and it sounds really REALLY GAY...but, there is technically nothing overtly GAY about the whole thing...just the implication....now I'm clearly not gay, and your not gay (wink) but the implication could be that there is some gayness transpiring...but there isn't and won't be...happy new year, punk.]

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I'll be mine,
And we'll tak a cup o kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

We twa hae run about the braes,
And pou'd the gowans fine,
But we've wander'd monie a weary fit,
Sin auld lang syne.

We twa hae paidl'd in the burn
Frae morning sun till dine,
But seas between us braid hae roar'd
Sin auld lang syne.

And there's a hand my trusty fiere,
And gie's a hand o thine,
And we'll tak a right guid-willie waught,
For auld lang syne

right-guild willie waught?

WFT?

enough with the sing-it-in-yur-head sing a longs

that's so MAD magazine
that's so 80's
that's so, so, so, so, so ....lame

bring SOMETHING TO THE TABLE!!!!!!!!

or don't comment...please....

STOP

WASTING

OUR

TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are the actual, full, lyrics to "Auld Lang Syne." I don't know what the hell they mean, either.

God bless us, every one.

Quoting Tiny Tim?

You've got to be slightly drunk to be that sentimental, Dave.

slightly?

Okay, maybe a bit more than slightly.

I'm just...happy...at the moment. There's just something about champagne. Gets me stupid quick.

oh yeah, EST... you're a half hour into the new year.

64 degrees right now. Not that I'm rubbing it in or anything. Ok maybe a little.

64 degrees is what my thermostat is set at - it's 12 degrees outside.

Twelve. Freakin. Degrees.

And there's a few inches of snow and ice on the ground. The fun never ends.

Why do you think Mainers drink so damn much?

I thought it was because bastards like me made fun of their weather.

I could be wrong.

I'd commiserate. But that's placating. I don't placate.

Well, I'm off to bed, all. Happy new year.

Hope everyone's headaches tomorrow morning aren't too terrible.

Heh. Placate or not, it's still damn cold up here.

I'se, fer ones, ish drinskin reshponshably.

Happinsh frigginsh Newsh Year@

Happy New Year, fellow morons.

Happy New Year, y'all! May 2006 bring glory and victory to America and our allies.

Ekshpect drunkn poshtin in 10 hurs? Howsabout drunkin comntng now. Happy New Ears farther mukers! Woo Hoo! And, just t b the frsht to kill a cutie wutie wittle kittn, Allah, when yu gonn start blog agin>

Happy new year, Acey, to you and yours.

Forget Allah, Franklinstein. I'm waiting for YOU to start blogging.

I'd wish everyone a happy new year, but I only celebrate at Tet.

So you all can suck me.

pass.

Eh, fuckkit.
i don't care no more if my goddam blog persona ain't spelled right.
2 am Healdsburg time, and I hope you all did well.
Happy 2006.
Support the folks out there keeping all of us safe.
And from this atheist, of a family of atheists, may I say
GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Maybe I am in for the first post breakfast post? Happy New Year everyone. I intend to lurk like crazy on this site in 2006. I spend a lot of time laughing between reading reasonable sage observations.

Thank you Ace for such a good blog.

A belated Happy New Year to all. As I do not tipple, I must raise a glass of tea in toast. (Or I can raise a slice of toast with peanut butter as a toast, but that might confuse people...)

Mmmm....hangover slept off, coal fire in the grate, fresh loaf of bread baking in the kitchen. I'm liking 2006 so far.

Hap-py new year, ace-holes!

Happy New Year to Ace & Friends.

But I don't spank. Cuz everyone enjoys that too much....;_)

*Deletes Sparkle from Links toolbar*

Happy New Year, 'tards. The Pack is Back!™

Best wishes to all in the new year.

Yes, and to the 'trolls' too.

Even though we sometimes disagree with our fellow man, we should think well of him, and have high hopes that reconciliation won't always need to be precipitated by calamity.

*five seconds pass*

But if we have to slap a bitch, we will.

Why do you think Mainers drink so damn much?

Because the women look like men.

Because the women look like men.

And those are just the 'pretty' ones. The rest look like moose!

Breen Gay -- 4 - 12

The Pack is Back (to the bottom)!

The Pack is Back (to the bottom)!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Skeptic!

Some person here where i live set off some fireworks and shot off guns or what ever