His girlfriend apparently shot herself to death later.

But before dying of her injuries, she popped in to work, ran a few errands, went grocery shopping, went to a dentist appointment, went jogging, and got a manicure.

I don't know. I split my head open with a steering wheel (hit a light pole in the rain) and thought the blood running down my face was rain water.

I might have had a concussion. Don't recall really.

What were we talking about?

Dave: You Southerners are fucked up. In a cool way, but still: fucked up.

Wait...I'm too lazy to read this link, so I want to know WTF happened. Did she try to shoot him, and then after having FAILED blow her own head off?

Hey, Ace, I'm not here to hold hands and babysit. You've got to come to the table with something more than just this link.

Andrew,

hey, it wasn't like, a contest or anything.

By which I mean, did she kill herself only because she knew she was going to get caught?

Look, don't have time to check on all this links. I only click on 8 to 10s

Actually, I think this is more like evidence that one shouldn't tick one's girlfriend off.

Hmm...today is a big typo day for me, it seems.

And now I've even forgotten my name.

That's it, I quit. I'll just kick back and watch people insult me or something.

so I want to know WTF happened. Did she try to shoot him, and then after having FAILED blow her own head off?

I think, yes, she shot him in his sleep, then he woke up and asked if she had hit him (because his head was bleeding), then he went to work, and I guess then she shot herself.

Either that, or she's just a really, really bad shot, and that second bullet was meant for him too, but she really hooked it badly and parked it in her frontal lobe.

"Actually, I think this is more like evidence that one shouldn't tick one's girlfriend off."

As if not pissing a woman off is a possibility.

Don't piss off a heavily armed woman, unless she is a lousy shot.

And even then...

Dave -

I submit not pissing a woman off is like the kungfu dude having to walk across the rice paper without leaving a footprint. And the tedium of hearing about what you did wrong is like when he had to pick up the big soup pot without oven mits.

Dude, I'm on board.

Hide the guns.

Wear a football helmet to bed.

You'll know when you need it. I know I do.

LOL! I am imagining her surprise when, thinking he is dead, he jumps up that morning "Good Morning sweetie!!!"

Wait. I guess I shouldn't laugh.

Oh heck, why not?

When his head was still bleeding two hours later, he first drove to work, left a note for his boss and then headed for the hospital.

This is my new wingman.

Florida? Trailer park?

Serious rip in reality down that way...

I think this is a demonstration of how hard people work. That fucking guy should get a promotion. He showed up for work with a FUCKING BULLET in his FUCKING HEAD! if that ain't dedication? I don't know what is. ACE? was anything like that in the transit worker contract? If not? it's because Transit workers don't care about people shot in the head, cuz if he showed up to work with a FUCKING BULLET in his FUCKING HEAD! you bet your ass he was the ONE transit worker who made it not just in time, but maybe with a flogging mace rammed up his ass.

"Actually, I think this is more like evidence that one shouldn't tick one's girlfriend off."

Actually, I think the point is that this is a girl who does not, er,,,did not,,,placate.

Wow, life really does imitate art.

Yo Allah, have you ever considered starting a blog of your own? I mean, I'm reading through these posts and every other one is "thanks to Allah, h/t Allah, I'm Allah's bitch, Allah, you d'man, If Allah were here right now, I'd suck his Cheney for giving me this" so on and so forth, etc. I think you might actually do fairly well in this line of self delusional grandeur. And then, Ace could send you stuff and you could be, all like, "h/t Ace, Ace rocks for giving me this, Anka isn't the only one who slices like an efffin' hammer", and so on and so forth. You and Ace could be among the greatest Circle Jerkers of all time. Of course, it wouldn't even begin to compare to the GRAND CIRCLE JERK we recently witnessed on Meet the Press, but still, It might be something to behold, if only for a little while. BTW, I've recently gotten into the circle jerk myself. I can see why everyone is so hopped up on it. Its FUN!

You know, I'm thinking it's time for Ace to put up a post on behalf of Allah that basically says "Allah used to blog, but chose to give up his blog for other pursuits. He no longer has any interest in blogging, so please leave him the hell alone about it."

Or something like that. You can substitute some naughtier words for the one I've used, if you want.

You volunteering to be the pivot man?

Red Jode,

Oh, he probably forgot her birthday.

He deserved it.

;-)

You know, I'm thinking it's time for Ace to put up a post on behalf of Allah that basically says "Allah used to blog, but chose to give up his blog for other pursuits. He no longer has any interest in blogging, so please leave him the hell alone about it."

I wish I'd had the idea for a linkblog a year ago. The traffic potential is staggering, and having a good RSS reader would make it phenomenally easy to do. Unfortunately, I simply don't have a long enough time horizon to nurse a fledgling website.

Think of it. "Hat Tip: The Blog." What might have been.

Maybe then you could have given Drudge some competition.

He deserved it.

Wench!

where's that anonabitch now?

You mean that wasn't her?

What a horrible tragedy. I guess the woman was horrified by what she had done. Hope the fellow recovers. Prayers for them both.

More evidence we must not put women into combat positions in the military.

Why, because they have bad aim?

Yep. Somebodys been watching too many Tracy Ulman(sp) movies.

Whats with him why did it take him so long to find that out?

You know, every time someone asks Allah to start blogging again, God kills a kitten. Stop it.

Hey, there was a story just like this 6 months ago! Man wakes up with a bullet in his tongue. It happened in Florida, too - I guess it must be a southern thing.

This is like the reverse of the old urban legend about the exploding Pillsbury biscuit dough:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

i hate kittens

Every time God kills a kitten, Dick Cheney cries. Why should God have all the fun?

This just reminds me of Wierd Al's classic break-up song, "You Don't Love Me Anymore".