Ah, Boner. Chekov's son.

Back in my day, young feller, boner meant a stupid mistake. I could still get a boner back then. Ha Ha Ha *cough cough* *throat clearing* lugie hock* Ha!

So last week we're sitting in Karol's living room, and Ace is complaining that no one ever sends him any hard news links. "They're always sending me jokey crap," he says. "Okay," I say. "I'll hook you up."

I must have mailed him twenty links in the past since eight o'clock last night. And what is he posting about? The Joker's erection.

THE LINK DEPOT IS NOW CLOSED.

You know, A-dub. No body ever sends me any hard news links.

I mean, sure my blog has an audience of 50 people, but should they be denied the important news of the day?

Just a passing thought.

Were the times ever that innocent? I mean, c'mon: using the term "boner" once is a funny example of semantic shift, but when they use it thirteen times in eight panels, then I think the artists were having a little double-entendre fun.

Robin: What does he mean, Bruce? how can he force you into a boner?

Wayne/Batman: I don't know. But whatever it is, it isn't good, that's for sure!

I'll bet the artists were laughing their culos off, back in the day.

Allah,

Sorry... I used some. Others I'm waiting on. Waiting for inspiration, you know.

Other ones I just... how do I put this... thought sucked so hard they pulled turds right out of my dick.

My links are crazy delicious.

Crazy. Delicious.

Heh. I love that Superdickery site. Those covers are an absolute scream. I love the one where Batman is defending Lois Lane, and he says something like, "I'm the world's greatest detective, and even I can't save Lois from the Death House!"

The one where Superman uses his heat vision to burn up a sweater Jimmy Olsen is trying to give him as a gift is pretty funny too.

Monty, I'll have to go with the one where Wonder Woman faces the fury of Egg Fu, the Oriental Egghead, and his "Mustache Trap" (Never before shown)! You just don't find that sort of quality entertainment in a graphic novel.

"Boner" meant/means bone-headed. It's a good one to know. When your man-date drops his popcorn while watching Bareback Mountain, you can laugh at him for pulling a whopping boner. Or was the whopping boner going to see Bareback Mountain with a man-date? (Unless that gives you a whopping boner.)

My eye is on Goons #2 and #3 in this panel. They are staring at the Joker in absolute shock: "fuck, did the boss really say what I heard him say?"

Look out for the joker that guys a maniac

That was hilarious. I enjoyed the links also.

In the 60s, which sadly I'm old enough to remember, "boner" meant BOTH things: a stupid mistake and, well, you know. The "stupid mistake" meaning, as in "Merkle's Boner," was already on its way out -- or maybe I was just a typical pre-adolescent who thought that maybe THAT was why Merkle never reached second base.

Hmmm, "never reached second base." Never thought about it in THOSE terms.

"Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?"
-- Randy Neuman