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December 28, 2005
Not Safe For Work: Brokeback Mountain ParodyThe "Bareback Mountain" joke was so obvious that even I avoided it, but, you know, when you use it for a movie about a man's "special friendship" with his horse, it's golden. Again: Not Safe For Work. The fake-trailer parodizes Brokeback Mountain's "frank depiction" of forbidden love. Only this time, you know, with an Appalloosa.* Thanks to V the K. * Or however you spell it. You've got to let some of these go, man! posted by Ace at 02:08 PM
CommentsTrust the man on this NSFW tag. I clicked on the link and all I can say is very funny, but thank heaven for high cubicle walls and headphones. Posted by: Slublog on December 28, 2005 02:14 PM
trust him on the NSFW tag? oh hell yes. don't cross the double yellow line at 99mph with your eyes closed either. Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 28, 2005 02:21 PM
I meant the link in the comments below...the one without a NSFW tag. But true, if even Ace thinks it's NSFW, then you can be damn sure someone at your office is going to be offended by it. Posted by: Slublog on December 28, 2005 02:23 PM
"Brokeback Mountain" jokes, I wish I could quit you! Posted by: Eric J on December 28, 2005 02:39 PM
Appaloosa is the correct spelling. But thats ok cause that ain't no appaloosa. Damn city folk. Posted by: JackStraw on December 28, 2005 02:43 PM
Hell, I am a city boy, and even I knew that wasn't an Appaloosa. And according to the credits, the horse in the love scenes was actually two people in a horse-suit. Pretty damn funny, though. I'm just surprised they didn't work in some version of "Seabiscuit, I just wish I could quit you." Posted by: utron on December 28, 2005 02:50 PM
If a silhouette of a man fucking a horse isn't "safe for work," then I don't wanna be right. Er ... well you get what I mean. Posted by: Bill from INDC on December 28, 2005 03:00 PM
True story: When I was little -- like 5 of so -- I used to call appaloosas "assaloosas." My parents thought my mispronunciations were soooo funny and "cute," they never corrected me. I had forgotten (repressed) this little slice of my childhood for a long time, but this clip thrust,"assaloosa" back to the forefront of my consciousness. I also used to call our Canadian vacation spot, Peach Orchard Park, "Peach Torture Park." I must have thought Cheney vacationed there too. Posted by: SheriJo on December 28, 2005 03:06 PM
My mom used to raise horses and let me tell you that black dildo in the trailer was about right to scale. If that horse had really mounted that guy he would be an assaloosa. Posted by: JackStraw on December 28, 2005 03:25 PM
Oh, Jack, you left yourself wide-open with that one. I'll let someone else do the honors of ripping into you. Posted by: Bart on December 28, 2005 03:34 PM
Easy Bart. I love my parents and everything. That was just from years of observation and speculation not participation. But this does remind me of that wingnut in Washington who died of, ahem, "internal injuries" earlier this year from having sex with farm animals. Posted by: JackStraw on December 28, 2005 03:49 PM
I had forgotten (repressed) this little slice of my childhood for a long time, but this clip thrust,"assaloosa" back to the forefront of my consciousness. You wrote that on purpose, didn't ya? Couldn't resist, huh? My mom used to raise horses and let me tell you that black dildo in the trailer was about right to scale. I don't want to know...I just don't want to know... Posted by: cheshirecat on December 28, 2005 10:29 PM
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Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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