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December 23, 2005

Gamers v. Santa Claus

Boobies for Christmas! The whole freakin' list!

posted by Harry Callahan at 07:28 PM

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Boobies are out this year, Harry. It's the year of Brokeback Mountain. Chaps = cool. Boobies = uncool.

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 08:12 PM

Next time you post about boobies, there had better be boobies at the other end of the link.

Posted by: Bart on December 23, 2005 08:19 PM

Boobies are always cool.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on December 23, 2005 08:23 PM

Boobies are always cool.

Not according to Frank Rich. I suspect if our loveable trio did go to see BBM, Ace and Allah will have to compensate for their brief "experimentation" with homosexuality and be hyperhetereosexual for the next few days. Mark my words . . .

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 08:28 PM

Boobies are always cool.

Not if gravity gets them first, especially when you're wearing them.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on December 23, 2005 08:29 PM

Think of the Children!tm

Posted by: Sinner on December 23, 2005 08:35 PM

Are hairy boobies cool?

Posted by: Bart on December 23, 2005 08:47 PM

Great it took a month to get my hands on my 360, now I gots to wait for DOA4.

Its because Bush doesn't care about men.

Posted by: joeindc44 on December 23, 2005 08:54 PM

Its because Bush doesn't care about men.

It depends on the (B)ush, dear.

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 08:57 PM

Its because Bush doesn't care about men.

It depends on the (B)ush, dear.

Damn it, got me so excited I pressed the post button prematurely.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on December 23, 2005 08:58 PM

We need to get this party started. I suggest everyone go get themselves a drink.

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 09:04 PM

Because I know somewhere in Bart's mind he said, "Can I get a witness?", I will respond, "Amen Brother". Ace, you simply cannot promise Boobies and give no Boobies. It's a hot stinky Santa Pile under my Christmas Tree. Don't make me crazy. The gals do NOT get shirts.

And to the last, the Gift Wrapping Fundraiser is over, the kids are in bed and the Bombay Sapphire and Tonic is flowing. The wife is just getting home and she's got Boobies.

Cheers

Posted by: Biff Boff on December 23, 2005 10:47 PM

What the? Neither Ace nor Bart's link led me to any boobies. It took me, like, three and half extra seconds to go find a set -- thanks a lot! /sarcasm

I thought about a little boobie linky in this post, myself, just for the Christmas spirit, but then I thought: "Screw you false boob linkers". You've got to bring something to the table.

Posted by: adolfo velasquez on December 23, 2005 10:49 PM

Okay, waitaminnit. DOA4 is gonna have boobies?

Because let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, DOA Volleyball was supposed to have boobies, and it's the reason I even have a friggin' old XBOX, and, let me tell you, NO BOOBIES.

I was hurt. Hurt.

Posted by: Sortelli on December 23, 2005 10:56 PM

I'm gonna keep swilling Sapphire and Tonics until I see FOUR wife Boobies.

Posted by: Biff Boff on December 23, 2005 11:22 PM

>Not if gravity gets them first,

they're pretty cool then too believe it or not

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 11:51 PM

boobies. is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 24, 2005 12:19 AM

Sortelli-

No boobies, but the BOUNCE is worth it. Especially on HDTV.

Plus, really, what else do we gamers have to look forward to? Especially in winter in Ohio?

Or maybe that's just me.

Sigh.

Posted by: JL Mould on December 24, 2005 01:31 AM

>Not if gravity gets them first,

they're pretty cool then too believe it or not
Posted by at December 23, 2005 11:51 PM

I've gotta agree with . Gravity affected boobies are ten times better than no boobies at all. Unless they are Madeline Albright level gravity affected, but, by the time you're that age, who can complain?

Posted by: adolfo velasquez on December 24, 2005 01:46 AM

Gravity affected boobies are ten times better than no boobies at all. Unless they are Madeline Albright level gravity affected, but, by the time you're that age, who can complain?

Ain't it terrible...

My (maternal)Grandma was a 'flapper' in the 20's- she was 'well-endowed'- but chose to 'strap them down' to fit the fashions of the era... then she later had 7 kids.

I was probably 5 or 6 yrs. old when I was 'scarred for life' ---that's when I first saw the actual results of "Cooper's droop"-- I mean, we're talking 'waist high' at best...

Posted by: scott on December 24, 2005 03:11 AM

3:00am on Christmas Eve and your talking about your Grandma's sagging boobies. Yes, I'd say you are scarred for life.

Posted by: Biff Boff on December 24, 2005 03:32 AM

DOA4? Bah. Give me Rumble Roses XX!

The 360 doesn't reach Oz until March anyway.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on December 24, 2005 04:25 AM

I can get real boobies to play with, I'll buy the 360 for Call of Duty 2 and PGR.

Oh yeah, and HALO3 when it finally comes out.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on December 24, 2005 06:58 AM

Ace still MIA? He goes to catch an afternoon flix and never returns. Sad.

Posted by: on December 24, 2005 09:53 AM

Don't be blaming Ace for a lack of cleavage. If you are going to light the torches, light them for HARRY. He's the guy to blame. :)

Posted by: on December 24, 2005 10:31 AM

Sorry for the non-booby link.
Here's something for Ace's and Allah's transition to the dark side.
Girl?

Posted by: Bart on December 24, 2005 11:53 AM

You're a sick man, Bart. But that's what we like about you ;)

Posted by: BrewFan on December 24, 2005 11:58 AM

Is she a pirate?

Posted by: on December 24, 2005 12:41 PM

DOA 4 boobies, but they're still hidden by their digital wrappings.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on December 24, 2005 01:53 PM

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