I already have enough immigrant supermodels hitting on me wherever I go. This will only make it worse for me.

They're like pandas.

Cute, and people like them, but you have to get them into organized breeding programs, or who knows what sort of troglodytes they might end up marrying...

Weiner, a 41-year-old bachelor...

And yet another gay thread.

This is wonderful!
I'm so proud of this humanitarian effort to allow these women from impoverished countries the opportunity to 'make it' in the land of plenty, that I humbly open my doors to house, say, three at a time on a monthly rotating schedule.
For the next 20 years.

Hey, I'm curious-- does this apply to mail-order brides, too?

Because, trust me, they're fashion models to me. Especially when they model the fox plushie gear I buy for them.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I don't know about supermodels, but I have relevant experience with respect to beauty pageant queens. 'Skinny' is definitely not the applicable adjective.

Gregor and I were walking from Torre Pequiven to Centro Sambil in Caracas, talking about work-related matters on our way to lunch. We were passed by a representative specimen of Venezuela's outstanding export. We suffered simultaneous total system reset. She smiled at us and continued on her way. It was more than a few seconds later that we resumed our stroll, and a lot later than that before we were able to recover the thread of our conversation.

The thought that these poor creatures must languish on the outside looking in at the land of plenty is heartrending. We must do all we can to add their plenty to ours, rather than to continue to force them to waste their sweetness on the desert air.

And yet another gay thread.

Well, thank God! With this constant exposure to gayness, I have now become addicted. If I don't have my daily dose of tehy gay, I start jonesing all over the place.

Okay, so this was from the Onion, right?

JimT:

I've been put into near-coma states by Venezuelan women several times, as well as similar types from that region.

The thing we really have to watch out for is the coming influx of Lebanese females. Deeply attractive, smart, well-kept, and completely insane.

See, the important thing here is that we change the immigration laws to ensure that only those supermodels who bring something to the table get the a qucik look and a cute smile from Uncle Sam.

Cause these applicants have to know: it's a predator prey relationship. Many of them, while exceedingly attractive by, say, Austrian standrds, may in reality only be 7's or 7.5's. We have to make sure our laws only allow for 8-10's to enter through this program.

Trust me, at the end of the day an immigration policty structured in a nonplacating fashion will be a set of laws we can all be gracious for.

Jack M. - I assume you were speaking pubescently?

Holdfast,

Of course I was. I mean, speaking pubescently, I was a late bloomer. Why, when I was in the 9th grade I used to get blowjobs from a model. She was hot, too.

But it wasn't until I grew up and filled out and joined the football team that I began to attract SUPER-models. That's just the way it worked in Nebraska. You became the quarterback and you got Tyra Banks and Giselle Bundschen. I'm sure all the guys in here can relate.

You became the quarterback and you got Tyra Banks and Giselle Bundschen. I'm sure all the guys in here can relate.

Maybe it's just me. (It probably is.) But Giselle is just not attractive. She has a face like a horse, and always stands around with her mouth hanging open, looking like she's still passed out from a heroin overdose.

We need more like Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio, IMO.