But... but who am I gonna call this next hour!

I just copied this from the RightTalk website:

Hoist The Black Flag ( 4pm EST)
Description: Ace and Karol will discuss the Iraqi elections, Afghanistan's first fully democratic government, Bush's speech on the War on Terrorism, and gay cowboyws eating pudding in Brokeback Mountain. In ascending order of importance, of course. PLUS-- A special bonus mystery guest! Host: [Ace Of Spades]

You got me all excited and now you say you are cancelling? This is what the bigshot radio people do. There are no ratings this time of year so they all go on vacation. You, sir, are no Mr. Bigshot. Frankly, I wouldn't care if you had a guest or not . :( :( :(

Maybe when we come back we'll be more professional... but I doubt it.

Hey, managing expectations appropriately is very professional.

Can you at least get Dave in Texas to tell us a Crapmas story while I decorate my Crap Tree?

Bart, this synchonized posting is weirding me out.

Either that or we both pick the same time to goof off at work.

Howz about Allah as a guest?

Please don't tell me you were thinking about the Crap Tree, though, because that will be just too much for me take.

It's like...

we're connected...

like Heath and Jake, or...

Ace and Allah.

(But we're not gay! like them.)

There's a designated goof off at work time?

Damn, I miss all the memos.

I just hope the new site isn't more cluttered, and doesn't have a narrower column for the main text. Don't put a new column to the right of the main text :P

Here are some tasks for your web designer to handle:

http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Face.mu.nu%2F

How about selling the skull cross-swords logo? I like it. A tasteful, reasonably priced one that is. Embroider the Mencken quote underneath.

Yeah, heaven forbid you ask Allahpundit to guest blog. That would make too much sense.

Oh, well. I guess I will check out the good doctor's bridges, now.

Howz about Allah as a guest?

I could call in and we could regale you all with tales of last night's debauchery.

True story: one of the chicks who was there had just seen Brokeback Mountain, and when we asked her about it, she actually said to me, "You remind me a little of Jake Gyllenhaal."

When a woman tells you you remind her of a guy who she just watched get buttfucked by another guy, then, my friends, you're officially a beta male.

I'm just glad she didn't say Ace reminded her of Heath Ledger.

Please don't tell me you were thinking about the Crap Tree

no, we weren't quite in the zone on that one. but the other one about "amps on 11" was freaky.

Slublog, I used to take work breaks between my smoking but I quit smoking, so I'm more free-form with the schedule now

When a woman tells you you remind her of a guy who she just watched get buttfucked by another guy, then, my friends, you're officially a beta male.

Total self-esteem boost, baby.

That's gotta sting.

Maybe it was a compliment. Maybe she really liked the look of your ass. Maybe not.

Allah,

To reclaim "Alpha" (i.e. Super Hetero) status, you should have just looked at her and said "Thanks for the attention, but what I really want is for you to get out of my face. After all, you are a solid 7.5 and I only do 8-10's. I don't placate".

Works like a charm.

That's gotta sting.

I meant getting compared to Gyllenhall, not being pounded up the squeakhole by Heath Ledger or Ace.

Most young women consider Jake Gyllenhallenhelleyal quite attractive, so I would assume she was attempting to pay you a compliment.

Allah would like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

Seriously Allah, you're like bigger than... um... well Allah. Ace could not find a more worthy guest, and I would actually tune in.

then, my friends, you're officially a beta male.

Congratulations, Allah! You're not an Omega Male!!!

Slublog,

looks like a catcher to me

Jake Gyllengallenhayall = dark good looks
Allah, Italian = dark good looks
Jake = Allah

Ace = probably the whitest white boy that ever lived

Jake Gyllengallenhayall = dark good looks
Allah, Italian = dark good looks
Jake = Allah

deductive reasoning at Ace's?

We are all doomed

Most young women consider Jake Gyllenhallenhelleyal quite attractive, so I would assume she was attempting to pay you a compliment.

Yeah, I don't think it was meant as an insult. But still, as a straight guy, you never want to be compared to a famous twink.

Maybe it was because I kept rubbing Ace's arm and whispering, "Ah cain't quit choo." I suppose that might have come off as slightly gay.

Whatever. As Chris Klein might say by way of Jack M., she was cute and I'm a beta heterosexual. I only date 3-4s. So thanks for the attention, but get out of my face.

Ace = probably the whitest white boy that ever lived

Seriously. The guy practically glowed in the fucking dark, he was so white.

Allah, come on.

You have this "Jake Gyllenhalenhillan" vibe working for you man. It instantly tells the chicks that they have entered into a predator-prey relationship. Just give them a look, and a cute little smile, and be gracious for the gifts that you have.

Yeah -- apparently Heath Ledger's the predator, and I'm the prey.

Allah, the notion that you're a beta heterosexual may be one of those common misconceptions with women. But if there is one and they don't get it right away, then they're gone.

At least you didn't placate, though, and you can always say, "We ended on good terms."

Ace, you should do a show with Walid Phares as your guest sometime. He's got a book out, Future Jihad, and he blogs over at The Counter-Terrorism Blog. He'd be really good on the implications over the NSA dust-up and assessing our progress in rolling back jihadi covers in the USA.

Yeah -- apparently Heath Ledger's the predator, and I'm the prey.

Have your web designer check the format on pocket pc device as the current home page if not handheld friendly. The comments pages work well on my ipaq though.

Are we supposed to be making excuses for "light blogging" (GOD how I hate that phrase--:gagging:) this week? I thought we all had an unspoken pass with Christmas shopping and all that as our excuse. Damn.

has Christmas captured your attention this week Beth?

Well!

"Allah takes it up the rear" - I'd dare anyone to wear a T-shirt that says this!

Or, better, have it in a non-Latin language, like Arabic or Persian or Pushtu. Hehehehehehehehe.

I'm going to get myself killed one of these days, just watch.