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December 09, 2005

Recent WH Fence-Jumper Just Wanted To Meet Chelsea Clinton

Apparently he hadn't heard the news that she'd changed residence.

He believes that he is "destined" to marry Chelsea Clinton.

He also believed that vaulting the fence would let Ms. Clinton know this wasn't a Paul Metzler situation, but rather a predator-prey situation. Apparently the Secret Service and Justice Department agree with that assessment.

Thanks to Scott.


posted by Ace at 02:06 PM
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Gotta love how dumb the MSM thinks we all are:

Clinton, of course, left the executive mansion when Bush replaced President Bill Clinton.

Posted by: on December 9, 2005 02:24 PM

I like how the reported felt the need to remind us all that Clinton is no longer in the White House.

Thanks, AP, I'd have been sooo confused by this story if you hadn't pointed that out.

Posted by: Brian B on December 9, 2005 02:25 PM

They just wanted to make sure that all the rest of us Chelsea-lovers didn't say, "Jump the WH fence and ask her to marry me? Why didn't I think of that before?"

Posted by: ace on December 9, 2005 02:29 PM

Or maybe the guys a closet conservative and added that as a bit of salt in liberal wounds.

Posted by: Brian B on December 9, 2005 02:35 PM

The guy must be psychotic. Has he ever seen a picture of Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: OCBill on December 9, 2005 02:36 PM

the article fails to mention that chelsea's over 20 now, and thus way past her prime.

Posted by: Dex in TX on December 9, 2005 03:09 PM

Maybe he was planning on using Chelsea in order to get to her hot mom.

Posted by: on December 9, 2005 03:18 PM

That was a horrible image, damnit...

Posted by: cheshirecat on December 9, 2005 10:18 PM

Boy is he off by several years he must he on crack or he is cracked

Posted by: spurwing plover on December 10, 2005 10:16 AM
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