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December 07, 2005
Hillary! Caught Between Iraq And A Hard BaseDick Morris on Hillary!'s growing Iraq problem: Worried that the left-wing Democratic Peace Train may be leaving the station without her, Hillary Clinton is scrambling for a seat by moving away from her carefully crafted hawkish support of the Iraq war. But she can’t join the left body and soul because she still needs to show how tough she is on national security issues, so she is trying to craft her own “third way” on Iraq. Nail an intern? That seems to work for the Clintons. posted by Ace at 03:42 PM
CommentsSo what is Hillary to do? Show a little nip... oh no wait, the Aniston effect. Posted by: Iblis on December 7, 2005 03:52 PM
That strategy worked so well for the anti-war nuts in '68. Posted by: DB on December 7, 2005 03:54 PM
Hildebeast will just wait for the early delegate leader on '08 to have an accident. People tend to die around them. Posted by: Ol' BC on December 7, 2005 03:58 PM
Morris has become a master at stating the obvious and sounding insightful. Posted by: JackStraw on December 7, 2005 04:05 PM
Show a little nip... If she threatened to show a little nip... Well, I still wouldn't vote for her. But I'd gladly see her as UN Secretary General, provided she promised to keep her top on. Posted by: utron on December 7, 2005 04:10 PM
I can't believe you're quoting Dick Morris on anything. That said, Hillary can't straddle some unknown quantity between 'no' and 'yes' like Bill can. She is too shrill, she can't baffle with bullshit, she can't pull off the elder-statesman-thoughtfully-biting-his-lip thing. Posted by: lauraw on December 7, 2005 04:22 PM
lauraw: She is too shrill, she can't baffle with bullshit, she can't pull off the elder-statesman-thoughtfully-biting-his-lip thing. Yeah, but I bet she does the "bug-eyed, gibbering, spittle-spraying insensate rage" thing quite well. I just get that vibe from her. She seems like the kind of chick who goes from "cooing gently in your ear" to "utter harpy" in about five seconds flat. (Subtract four seconds if she's having her period.) That's why I would have loved to see the fireworks when Bill told Hill the truth about the U.S.S. Monica. Her bug-eyed, neck-vein-throbbing rage would have been a glorious sight to behold.... Posted by: Monty on December 7, 2005 04:27 PM
That's why I would have loved to see the fireworks when Bill told Hill the truth about the U.S.S. Monica. Please. She knew the truth all along, she just didn't expect DNA evidence to show up. In other words, she did get enraged, but it was because B.J. got caught. Posted by: Sue Dohnim on December 7, 2005 04:36 PM
The interesting thing about Morris' analysis to me is how it captures his "unconventional, but not really" style. He says stuff that *seems* daring and insightful, but he's just totally steeped in MSM Conventional Wisdom assumptions, and as usual, he's completely value-free (i.e., there's no Right or Wrong except what gets votes.) Here, it's the implicit assumption that being on the "Surrender now" side of the Democratic Party is the right, smart place to be. Clearly, Morris buys into all the "we're doomed" CW. Posted by: David C on December 7, 2005 04:49 PM
Does anyone remember her debate with [name?] for NY senator? Remember when he invaded her personal space? She gave the Cheney sneer - BTFO!, Which pretty much says it all. Look, I can think of a million better responses from a classy, educated, self-assured woman trying to be a senator. She could have made a joke, made a jibe, grabbed his arm and danced, politely moved away. Margaret Thatcher probably wouldn't have even been phased by the move. But of course, first you have to be a classy, educated, self-assured woman. QED. Posted by: DeeDaGo on December 7, 2005 04:51 PM
I think Hillary's conundrum illustrates why there are no great "social-democrat" leaders in these times. Someone like Hillary is constantly torn between the demands of responsible governance and the demands of an irresponsible left-wing base. The best practitioners (Clinton, Blair) of this balancing act can only succeed in holding the competing forces at bay for a period of time, but they can not make any lasting achievements. Posted by: V the K on December 7, 2005 04:52 PM
The woman is nothing but ambition and icy political maneuvering, that's it. Any actual convictions she might have had have turned to dust by now. The idea of anyone that addicted to power elected president scares the shit out of me. Posted by: UGAdawg on December 7, 2005 05:26 PM
Actually Ace, the original Posted by: Iblis on December 7, 2005 05:27 PM
I'm a little worried about this analysis since it appears Hillary may pull it off. Two questions: 1. How accurate have Morris's predictions been generally? 2. How often has he been proven right when he saw something that was going to doom Hillary? Be very afraid. Posted by: VRWC Agent on December 7, 2005 05:53 PM
Nail an intern Why, I'd be her intern. Oh yeah, baby. That's the way I like it. There's nothing sexier than fat ankles. I just wanna...wanna...wait, the BZ is wearing off! Where am I? Oh Christ, is that Dick Cheney's cock? I wanna go home... Posted by: Biff Boff on December 7, 2005 05:59 PM
Just wait 'til she opens her mouth. Like fingernails on a chalkboard. All the warmth and resonance of tearing metal. A Hillary speech is a tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Posted by: Joe Mama on December 7, 2005 06:10 PM
Doug C, All of that is exactly what you’re looking for in a political analyst. The MSN’s conventional wisdom is based on real political calculations made by real politicians. I think the problem is that the MSN acts on the conventional wisdom instead of merely analyzing it. Plus, most political analysis is only good for a snapshot in time. A politician may change strategy altogether or adjust it to defend against criticism. Analysis shouldn’t be thought of as a forecast. Pundits do predict things on TeeVee but they know it’s bullshit to try. I think Dick Morris gets a bad rap on this. I don’t particularly care if he lives or dies more than any other person, but I like his stuff. It’s simple stuff, yes, but not everybody reads blogs and plays attention to politics, so. . . Posted by: runninrebel on December 7, 2005 09:12 PM
The left-wing demacratic peace train has derailed before it got to where the wicked witch abd her flying monkies were waiting Posted by: spurwing plover on December 8, 2005 10:31 AM
This is a funny anti-Sen Clinton site, asking unity among Conservative by sending her a Christmas card... www.HillaryPrevention.com Posted by: Dave on December 8, 2005 03:41 PM
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One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
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Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
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