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December 05, 2005
And Speaking of Awards: Wizbang!'s 2005 Weblog Finalists Are AnnouncedI'd have to say the most interesting category is for Best Conservative Blog. Ah-heh-hemmm. I don't want to do any negative campaigning about my
Just sayin'. Other Endorsements: I really can't endorse anyone else. Not because I'm selfish (I am selfish, but that's not the reason), but because in many categories there are several people who I'm "blog-friends"* with, so it would be impolitic and awkward to favor one over the other. * "Blog-friends" are like actual friends, except you really don't like each other very much and your entire relationship is based on a mix of resentment, back-biting, and ruthless what-can-you-do-for-me-ism. Wait, no, blog-friends are exactly like actual friends. It's a blessing to have so many friends. A blessing and a black Satanic curse. posted by Ace at 02:40 PM
CommentsAnd not to trade in gossip, but I understand that Belgravia Dispatch has been linked to several of the roadside bombings in Iraq. People can make up their own minds, but it seems to me, as a consevative, it'd be wrong to get behind a blog like that. But, I'm sure it's very nice otherwise.... if you like that sort of thing.
Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on December 5, 2005 02:56 PM
That dog couldn't look any more French if he were being molested by Marcel Marceau. Posted by: utron on December 5, 2005 03:12 PM
Dick Cheney would vote for Ace of Spades HQ if he allowed voting to take place. Posted by: MH on December 5, 2005 03:16 PM
C'mon, Ace. You can endorse me. There's $100 in my wallet for your PayPal if you do so. Or maybe there isn't. Seriously, to hell with Blogads. . . you're missing out on serious *bribery*, dude. BRIBERY!!! Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on December 5, 2005 03:18 PM
After all Dick Cheney pisses Val-U-Rite Vodka. Posted by: Iblis on December 5, 2005 03:21 PM
Hey! I know! Let's just do nominations! I nominate Feisty see, we'll have the nomination process, then the top vote-getters will have their own voting process. then, we can get the official AOSHQ un-biased, totally legit, endorsement! or, just vote for Feisty Posted by: MacStansbury on December 5, 2005 03:27 PM
Dave, Alas, I wrote that after Feisty Republican Whore asked me to champion her over you, and, as far as I can tell, you don't have me on a list of "People I'd Do." Which, I guess, is actually a mark in your favor. Posted by: ace on December 5, 2005 03:30 PM
Try addressing Ace as "snuggly little Acey-poo" and see if that works. Posted by: on December 5, 2005 03:39 PM
Gee, Ace, per the sitemeter, the DOJ and the House of Rep. were checking out the Ace of Spades HQ Lifestyle this afternoon. Posted by: on December 5, 2005 04:06 PM
FYI, my snuggly little Acey-poo calls himself Snuggly....I just draw attention to it. And, for the record, I like Dave's blog, so all ya'all readers can just choose between him and I and no one else since we're clearly the best anyways. [Crying silently cuz Ace doesn't like my list, thinking that Naked Testicle Spiderman guy ain't so bad afterall.] Posted by: Feisty on December 5, 2005 04:12 PM
Snuggly? lol! Is that really true, Acey-poo? Personally, I pegged him to be a Pookie-face kind of guy. Posted by: on December 5, 2005 05:06 PM
How funny the little doggies look in those little sweaters Posted by: spurwing plover on December 5, 2005 09:48 PM
That MacStansbury is a real creep, shilling Feisty (who you SHOULD vote for, of course) but not ME? Bastard! You know, you HAVE TO vote for me (My VRWC) in the Top 250 category, because, as I've said elsewhere, my competitors are a bunch of EVIL slack-jawed booger-eaters who kill puppies and kittens, make babies cry, burn the flag, and hate their mothers. And love Osama bin Laden. And gerbils. Make your mother proud of you and vote for ME. She wants you to. Your country wants you to. Be a good American. P-Diddy/Puff Daddy/ whateverthefuckhisnameis said, “vote or die,” so vote for ME!!! I'm gonna get slaughtered. Oh well, I get the bragging banner. w00t! Posted by: Beth on December 5, 2005 10:25 PM
I'm not saying you should vote for me in the Top 1001-1750 Blogs category. Nope. Not saying that at all. I'm just saying that not there to holds those other blogs' hands and babysit. They have to come to the table with something. They say that they want you to vote for them. They want you to say "You look beautiful to me, honey”. But if they do that it's placating. You don't placate. That's just how you all roll. I know that. Dick Cheney's cock knows that. Posted by: Jimmie on December 6, 2005 12:10 AM
Thanks for the heads up on the conservative blog poll. I voted for the anchoress. :) Posted by: Village Idiot on December 6, 2005 11:47 AM
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