1000th execution since 1977? Shouldn't the guy have got a prize or something?

Randy

Maybe you should ask Santa Claus to add an extra "e" to the end of his name, since you seem to fond of spelling it that way regardless.

Ask him for the ability to spell "Santa Claus".

"I need the Trek" - which is why you don't have a life.

Ha. Even the omnipotent Allah takes a backseat when it comes to the spelling & grammar pedanticism of Jeff B.

Ace,

Don't let these spelling nazis get you down. Everyone knows that in recent years Santa has toughened up by spelling his last name "Claws".

The intimidating power of his new name is the only way he can keep Dick Cheney from stealing his sleign and raping Rudolph.

Don't let these spelling nazis get you down

stealing his sleign

What's a sleign?

What kind of a Geek are you, Ace? The so-called "Ultimate" collection doesn't even include the Animated Series.

Free Arex and M'ress!

Ace: buddy don't be posting things like this. Now my Christmas budget is all blown to hell. I had everything put aside in my chirstmas present saving account and now I'm short $2,499. The only thing to do is start my own blog and get some of the obscene blog money profits like you have. I figure three days of posting naked testicle man pictures would get my traffic up enough to pay the bill.

A life might get you laid.

Several thousand dollars of Trek... won't.

'nuff said.

A life might get you laid.

Several thousand dollars (more carefully spent) will.

A life might get you laid.
Several thousand dollars (more carefully spent) will.

In Tijuana 10 hookers and a cougar would only set him back about $47.

Don't you have to pay a deposit on the cougar?

(And, let's face it, they're never going to refund your deposit when you bring it back in that condition.)

In Tijuana, the odds are that every one of those 10 hookers formerly had first names ending with the letter "O."

Mastercard covers the Cougar, its like car rental insurance.

Here's something that won't get you laid:

We All Got Aids

VISA

...because Mexican whore-cougars don't take American Express.