Maybe it's just the fact that her "Al Franken Head "shaped butt plug no longer has that nice snug fit. But that's just my take.

God, comments like that make me want to drive my car up on a curve in an attempt to run her and her fans over.

Reublicans are angry?

Garafalo should listen herself and her friends on Air America. They all sound like they are on the verge of blowing a gasket.

I used to think she was kind of cute, in a chain-smoking bad-girl kind of way. Now she's just an angry skank who looks like she hasn't washed her hair in about two months. It's a pity -- if only she'd clean up, comb her hair, and wear a dress, and keep her yap shut....well, as long as I'm dreaming, I'd also like a million dollars.

Malkin's right. It's classic projection combined with 'still stuck in 1997'.

Jeneane Garofalo is a bitchy, unattractive woman who has made a fortune in Hollywood by bitching that unattractive women can't make money in Hollywood.

Does anyone remember when she used to be kinda cute and funny? Sadly, I do.

Hell, yes, Republicans are angry, Janeane. What's your point?

Janeane used to be sort of attractive, in a dumpy kinda way, and she had a pretty quick wit. In mulling over the question, "What the hell went wrong with her?" I finally realized the time when she was entertaining coincided exactly with the Clinton Administration. Apparently getting a Rethuglican in the White House drove her right over the edge, just like a lot of other Hollywood moonbats.

So, if Bush&Co continue to screw up and we get Hillary or some other doofus in the White House in 2007, then at least Garofolo and her ilk will perk the f^ck up, and we'll have a few years of quality entertainment before the arrival of our jihadi overlords. You know, just like SNL was at its best when Carter was in the White House. Good times, man.

I only remember her as the obese slut in Reality Bites.

Also, she only had one joke (that was good) in her career, its the one where she made fun of every movie preview ever by imitating them, saying "In a world..."

In the early '90's (maybe late '80's) she did stand-up in a show called "The MTV Half-Hour Comedy Hour" (an assortment of quick clips from various stand-up comics) and she was good enough that I made a point to remember her name.

The one joke I still remember from the MTV show:
Janeane orders her salad dressing.
Waitress: Thousand what?
Janeane: A thousand tablespoons of Roquefort, you moron!

Maybe the first time she's gotten off at all since 1987 I'm thinking....

*looks around* WHO SAID THAT??????

Well, I think you guys are a little hard on Jennine. I've always been attracted to skanky, dumpy, mouthy broads who seem bitter and angry.

No, wait. That's not true.

Tell me you didn't say that, RWS.

*turns to look at RWS with head turned sideways, like a dog listening to a high-pitched sound*

I'm in a mood.

No sudden moves and everything will be fine.

*backs away slowly, nodding over toward the box of Godiva chocolates*

Look, I don't like chocolates, I don 't like shopping either! I don't like girl lunches. I don't like reading People magazine or watching Oprah or stupid soap operas (day or night ones)

I'm not like most women. YOU GOT THAT? Stop sterotyping!!!

I believe the growing nerd in me is winning.

;-)

truthfully, there really isn't anything I could have said that would have kept you from going off on me. be honest. I should have just kept my damn mouth shut, right?

*hides the People magazine, turns off the tv, tosses Christmas catalogs behind the sofa*

Well, saying "my God you're a beautiful woman when your angry" usually works.

;-)

I was just thinking that. Well that, and how close is she to a firearm?

"Don't like chocolate"?!

She's a pod person, folks. Any moment now she's gonna grab Texas Dave's arm and start doing that foghorn thing like Don Sutherland did...

BTT: has anyone noticed that Janeane's humor deficit coincides exactly with her newfound sobreity? She stopped drinking and thought that since she was sober, she was therefore worth taking seriously...

I am so not pod.

Your comment reminds me of a country song "You Aint Much Fun Since I Quit Drinking."

Whenever I think of Janeane Garofalo, I think of what Bill Whittle said about her in his piece titled "Sanctuary"...

"Seeing Janeane Garofolo in the flesh induces a sort of slack-jawed awe. One must go back all the way to Vanilla Ice to witness so much attitude in front of so little talent."

Just joking, RWS. Hope I could at least make you smile... or at least not put one of those big green pods under my bed, please?

As far as JayGar goes... if some people were never meant to try standup or screen comedy, some were never meant to take themselves seriously- or ask that anyone else do so either. I remember JayGar in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs", and she was good- funny, sensitive, smart; I even thought she was attractive in a 'girl you meet in a coffee shop' kind of way. I see her now and I've got to wonder what the hell happened to her.

She should have listened to her Mom. "Don't look so hateful, your face will freeze like that!"

blabber blabber blabber how much more of this old hens mindless clucking do we have to listen to?