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November 27, 2005
Kazakhstan Threatens to Sue ComedianSacha Baron Cohen, who plays the spoof Kazakh television reporter in his "Da Ali G Show," incurred the wrath of Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry this month after appearing as Borat at the annual MTV Europe Music Awards. Did anybody else's eyes lock right onto the name 'Cohen' and say to themselves, "Ohhhh. Right." Responding in character as Borat, Cohen, who is Jewish, said: "I like to state, I have no connection with Mr Cohen and fully support my government's position to sue this Jew." If Kazakhstan goes for it, this guy's career will be catapulted to great new heights. posted by LauraW. at 06:01 PM
CommentsNever actually seen 'Da Ali G Show.' Posted by: lauraw on November 27, 2005 06:26 PM
It's sad when you are the only commenter on your own post. So, I'll step in here and help ya out, LW. Should Kazakhstan successfully sue Ali G, I think I'm going to re-evaluate my stance on the use of foreign precedent by the Supreme Court. After all, a nice fat lawsuit with (hopefully) a gag order slapped on Margaret Cho would be sweet. Posted by: JacK M. on November 27, 2005 06:34 PM
Why must everyone always make fun of the Kazakistanis? I am so tired of hearing those old digs about the Kazaki's and their ice cubes! give it a rest! Posted by: Joe L. on November 27, 2005 06:54 PM
God, it kills me to see people mention Central Asia news and not throw me mad linkage. So, I will take one small step to make myself feel better by offering a link to Borat's video statement (via my website, of course). The latest is that Kazakhstan seems to be changing their tune. I should have a post on it shortly. And Borat's site really is worth checking out. Very well-designed. And to answer your question, I think Ali G gets kind of old after a while, but I think Borat's pretty funny. Posted by: Nathan on November 27, 2005 06:54 PM
It's sad when you are the only commenter on your own post She-dorks RULE!! Posted by: lauraw on November 27, 2005 07:20 PM
She-dorks may rule, but are they hawt? Posted by: MH on November 27, 2005 07:27 PM
Laura, The Ali G Show is hilarious. Go rent the DVD. Borat's pretty funny too. He had a skit where he went door-to-door in the US to learn about Democracy. At one house a lady answered the door, he introduced himself (from Kasahkstan, learning about democracy) then said "Can I please talk to your husband? I want to talk to someone who is allowed to vote." Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 27, 2005 07:28 PM
It's sad when you are the only commenter on your own post. So, I'll step in here and help ya out, LW. You've got a heart of gold. I salute you, sir. Not every young Galahad is so quick to rescue a she-dork in distress. Oh shit, I feel a song coming on. Nooooooooo! Someone stop me . . . I’ve been to hollywood Posted by: Michael on November 27, 2005 07:36 PM
*Still singing for Jack* Brownsville girl with your Brownsville curls Posted by: Michael on November 27, 2005 07:48 PM
My foregoing comment might actually make a little sense if you have recently visited Jack's new blog at Letters From Desolation Row. Posted by: Michael on November 27, 2005 07:53 PM
Ali G, Borat, Bruno - they're all quite amusing, all played by the same person. Very in your face. Part of a new type of "reporting" where people act stupid to get others to let down their guard and show their real face. It's interesting that Sacha Baron Cohen (who did the voice for the lemur king, Julien, in Madagascar) is Jewish: almost all of his characters portray undercurrents of anti-Semitism that run in society. He's caused quite a few scandals/controversies. His shows brilliantly portray how average people tend to double-facedness and how people can be simply absurd. Some of his interviews are uncomfortable to watch: we know what Sacha Baron Cohen is up to, the interviewee doesn't and so makes a capital fool of oneself. Posted by: Muslihoon on November 27, 2005 09:29 PM
Awww, Michael's found a new blogcrush. Posted by: someone on November 27, 2005 09:53 PM
My favorite Borat line is, "I am big like a can of Pepsi." Posted by: Eric on November 27, 2005 10:47 PM
Awww, Michael's found a new blogcrush. So true. I'm just a slut. Posted by: Michael on November 27, 2005 11:37 PM
Borat is painfully funny. Remember the time he had that county legislature observe seven minutes of silence for some made up massacre. That was awful, but funny. And then, later, he was interviewed about it, asked whether it mad him mad. He said, no he was happy about the massacre. priceless. Sort of so painful, but funny, you can only laugh when thinking about it a week later. Posted by: joeindc44 on November 27, 2005 11:45 PM
Me Julie. Posted by: Aaron on November 28, 2005 01:19 AM
I think Borat is by far the funniest of Cohen's personae. I can kinda understand the beef of the real Kazakhstan, as he basically just uses the country as a stand-in for "comically and exaggeratedly backwards Eastern land." But if I were Kazakhstan, I'd try to respond by denouncing Borat, the "expatriate" for spreading lies about his homeland, but with a sense of humor. Posted by: David C on November 28, 2005 02:20 PM
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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