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November 25, 2005
Romania Setting Things ArightThis one makes my day. This fella got the family mountain back, fifty years after it had been stolen from them by the communists. The property -- which contains several waterfalls, a lot of wildlife and several hunting lodges -- overlooks the castle that belonged in the 15th century to Count Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes, who inspired the Dracula legend. Threw that last sentence in there just in case any of you were looking for a nice stocking-stuffer for dear ol' Dad. 'Tis the season. And you know he doesn't already have one. posted by LauraW. at 08:17 PM
CommentsMy ex is close to reclaiming a gorgeous piece of property in Yugoslavia (bah, Croatia) on a beautiful island on the Dalmatian Coast. Decades after her family escaped from the communists with literally nothing but the clothes on their backs and a few small possessions, she and her sisters are about to regain some of the most beautiful oceanfront property in the Adriatic you can imagine. Never give up the fight. Posted by: JackStraw on November 25, 2005 08:38 PM
What was the Romanian government officials' name? Posted by: Cheese_tensor on November 25, 2005 08:59 PM
Intergalactice War Bush's Fault: http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1 I jsut wonder if it involves Xenu... Posted by: Greg on November 25, 2005 09:22 PM
That'd be a creepy piece of property to live on, imagine gardening and hitting a skeleton/pike. Posted by: Cutler on November 25, 2005 09:25 PM
Greg. I saw that one too. Posted by: Zorachus on November 25, 2005 09:29 PM
JackStraw, that's awesome! Posted by: lauraw on November 25, 2005 09:32 PM
Wasn't Vlad's surname Dracul? Posted by: Renfield on November 25, 2005 10:06 PM
Renfield, See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_Tepes. Basically, back then they didn't have surnames like we do now. His given name was Vladimir, like his father. He also had the epithets Tepes and Dracula. Vlad Tepes (Tepes means Impaler) took the epithet "Dracula" because he was the son of Vlad II "Dracul". Dracul means "the dragon" and Dracula means "Son of the Dragon". Vlad earned his other epithet "Tepes" from his endearing habit of impaling his enemies on spikes all the time.
Posted by: Mark on November 25, 2005 10:55 PM
Who says you can't learn anything on these blogs?? Posted by: Renfield on November 25, 2005 11:04 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~kvenjb/madmonarchs/vladdracula/vladdracula_bio.htm For some more, though some of it is disputed. Posted by: Cutler on November 26, 2005 01:57 AM
There should be a cedilla (the thingy one finds under the "C" in certain French words) under the "T" and "S" of "Tepes". The name/word is pronounced as "tsepesh" in Romanian. Properly (as per Wikipedia), he is Vlad III Dracula. His brother was Radu cel Frumos (Radu the Beautiful). Radu was the lover of the Ottoman Caliph Mehmed II ("Fatih Sultan Mehmed" in Turkish, "Fatih" comes from his Arabic nickname: "al-Fatih", the Conqueror, in reference to his conquest of Constantinople), the first Ottoman Emperor. The Order of the Dragon (to which Vlad II and Vlad III belonged) was formed to save Christianity (i.e., Christian Europe) from Islam (i.e., the spreading Islamic Ottoman Empire/Caliphate). In one sense, Vlad III Dracula T(s)epes(h) was a hero: he resiliently fought against the Ottomans, who were quite unabashed at spreading the caliphate by the sword. So much for the peaceful nature of Islam. Posted by: Muslihoon on November 26, 2005 04:12 AM
Back in the 90's I had a friend whose father was restituted the family castle in the Czech Republic. It was nothing fancy (it only had 1 tower), but after his father moved back to the castle, the local villagers began bringing their minor disputes to him for resolution. Before the communist era, the locals apparently were used to the man in the castle adjudicating their issues and simply reverted back to form once the castle was reoccupied. Posted by: karlito on November 26, 2005 04:30 AM
Yes, old Vlad was a fire-spitting Dragon when it came to the Caliphate. I wish the Romanian troops fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan had the inspiration to call themselves "Dragons". Oh, well... "Scorpions" ain't that bad either. Posted by: Imperialist Kitty on November 26, 2005 05:48 AM
Visitors to the main house, it has been said, may sometimes be regaled with fireside stories of some of the more memorable impaling. Specialists of the lost art would often stop, measure and prod, it would be recounted, lest a vital organ be nicked as the wood post was driven up through the body. Later, a measure of pride could be taken in proportion to the number of days - and in rare cases weeks - that the victim would continue to live. To maximize the effect, post and body would be affixed to a bridge or building from which high point the screams could be heard for a not inconsiderable distance. Hollywood’s fanciful “Dracula” aside and waterfalls notwithstanding, there would not be a day go by when this mind could not help but wander back to those foregone times of unimaginable cruelty. For me, it would be like getting a deal on Auschwitz. Posted by: robert on November 26, 2005 07:57 AM
Thanks lauraw, my own personal cold war victory. Posted by: JackStraw on November 26, 2005 08:56 AM
With readers like this, you never know where a thread is going to lead. Posted by: lauraw on November 26, 2005 09:44 AM
With readers like this, you never know where a thread is going to lead. I'm sorry but you've mispelled "whackjobs". Posted by: OregonMuse on November 26, 2005 12:27 PM
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Real quotes: "This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!" "We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment" Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling. Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane.
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As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton? I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either.
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Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
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