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November 24, 2005
On This Thanksgiving, Be Grateful For George SorosBecause George Soros is certainly grateful for George Soros. I was reading Tammy Bruce's new book, The New American Revolution, and came across this passage. She's writing about Malignant Narcissism (caps hers), and brings up George Soros as one afflicted with the condition. Pretty strong words, I thought, and didn't really expect her to back it up. But his own words do indicate narcissism bordering on full-on megalomania: "If truth be known, I carried some rather potent messianic fantasies with me from childhood, which I felt I had to control, otherwise they might get me into trouble," [Soros] once wrote. When asked to elaborate on that passage by The Independent, Soros said, "It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of God, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out." Emphasis mine. So, as you smother your turkey in gravy today, give a little prayer to George Soros, who was courageous enough to take his feeling of being "some kind of God, the creator of everything" and dare to "live it out." It is to Him we should all pray. Some even say Soros created the turkey in His image. Flesh of my flesh and all that. Mmmmm... Soros-flesh. posted by Ace at 12:40 PM
CommentsMan, if this ass-clown ends up buying my baseball team, I may want to shoot someone, or set someone on fire. Grrr. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 24, 2005 12:51 PM
Oh how it must confuse him when his best laid plans result in failure. Heh. Happy Thanksgiving, Ace! Posted by: Tuning Spork on November 24, 2005 12:53 PM
I'm really grateful to George Soros. If it wasn't for his attempts to unite the looney left into some kind of political force many of the lukewarm Bush voters might have stayed home on election day. I know several people who normally don't vote that voted specifically because they didn't want people like Soros running the country. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on November 24, 2005 02:42 PM
If it weren't for Soros' millions, Democratic candidates would feel the need to court hundreds of thousands of smaller donors, which would steer them back to where the votes are. Instead, the Party's most hysterical anti-american activists are lavishly funded. Soros' money pays for their megaphone. He has made their voice the voice of the Party, which ultimately means that they are the Party. Posted by: lyle on November 24, 2005 03:47 PM
Completely O/T, but what is it with these blasted 'inspirational stories' before the football game? Just start the game! Okay, to keep this slightly on topic, George Soros is a moron. Posted by: Slublog on November 24, 2005 04:01 PM
Speaking of baseball, ego-maniacs, and liberals:
Posted by: Bart on November 24, 2005 04:12 PM
The higher they raise themselves, the further and harder is the fall. You don't believe that, ask T.O. Posted by: docdave on November 24, 2005 04:40 PM
You'd think Ace would do what the popular bloggers do and leave us an Open Thread once in a while. Posted by: Bart on November 24, 2005 05:32 PM
Pretty good Dallas/Denver game. A lot of flags, though. Posted by: Slublog on November 24, 2005 05:55 PM
I was reading Tammy Bruce's new book . . . Admit it, Ace. You thought there would be pictures. lol! Posted by: on November 24, 2005 06:04 PM
The Cowgirls are surprising me. P.S. Good one, Josie! Posted by: Bart on November 24, 2005 06:11 PM
Narcissism yes, but it's also a potentially a symptom of bipolar disorder-- which is hardly rare among the rich and famous. Posted by: Lisa on November 24, 2005 09:09 PM
Billy Cundiff is about to be fired again. sumbitch. Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 24, 2005 09:12 PM
Billy Cundiff is about to be fired again. Yup. They would have won that one with his field goal. Posted by: Slublog on November 24, 2005 09:19 PM
Soros spelled backwards is still Soros. Whereas Jesus Christ spelled backward is only Brian Doyle Murray. Posted by: George Soros on November 24, 2005 10:08 PM
This is going down in history as the decade of the super-villain. Before it's over we'll see billionaires committing flambouant themed crime sprees, like they just steal rare birds, or they kill people with dairy products. Posted by: Dave Munger on November 24, 2005 11:01 PM
bill clinton concluded, after much research and a trip to moscow, that he was not drafted into the US military. Posted by: on November 25, 2005 01:51 AM
Speaking of giving thanks, my old pal Christopher Hitchens explains the greatness of our national holiday. Two reactions usually follow after I read Hitchens. You'll read in his text how Hitch holds in high regard --most of it, anyway -- the Thanksgiving holiday. You will also notice his contempt for Americans and his fellow humans in general. Maybe it's just me, but this guy is a first-class supercilious jerk. He makes Charles Emerson Winchester look like nice guy. Contrast Hitchens to William F Buckley Jr. Both men are of superior intellect, but I never feel beneath or insulted by Buckley. I always suspected Buckley and this average bloke from Waltham, Massachusetts could enjoy a cigar, a beer, and a football game together. Not so with Hitchens. For someone who says he appreciates the Thanksgiving holiday, Hitchens doesn't appreciate the best things about it that make it special and wishes to discard the parts that most Americans like best about the day. Oh well, fuck him. On the bright side, I learnt me a new word: syllabub. Posted by: Bart on November 25, 2005 05:23 AM
Soros-flesh? Put us off the food will ya? Posted by: MC on November 25, 2005 12:31 PM
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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