Please permit me to go on record and applaud the adoption of Gamer Girl as this season's cowbell(s).

Sigh. . . I need to get laid. I hope Travelocity's got a good deal on trips to Haiti (Vietnam is out, now that Gary Glitter went and ruined everything for me).

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Sigh. . . I need to get laid.

Heh. You talk about this enough on your site that I think we might need to take up a collection.

What is Powers Boothe charging these days?

I still laugh when I think of the entry about Dave in one of Ace's haiku contests a few weeks ago. It was something like:

Dave from Garfield Ridge
Remodels the bathroom.
Still can't get pussy.

Do what Allah does, Dave. Accept that you can't get pussy and let the bathroom go to shit. At least you avoid hard labor.

All that hate's gonna burn you up.

Allah, the day I start up a Pay-Pal collection on my site is the day I no longer want to blog. Or, the day I start selling t-shirts no one wants to buy.

Then again, if it could get me some mad-crazy sack-time with a lovely lady gamer, I might reconsider.

Man, whatever happened to bbeck? She was always good for a flirt. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

The Pasty Sumo, Scrotum Spiderman, Larry the Cable Guy in boxers, and now the Asscrack Lineup. I hate you, Ace.

Me too, except I like Larry.

Wouldn't want him to ever touch me, but we could be penpals.

Allah, the day I start up a Pay-Pal collection on my site is the day I no longer want to blog. Or, the day I start selling t-shirts no one wants to buy.

Ouch.

It wouldn't be a thanks-for-blogging fund, though. It would be a pussy's-on-us fund.

I can't believe I didn't think of this when I was still blogging.

"It wouldn't be a thanks-for-blogging fund, though. It would be a pussy's-on-us fund."

Hmmm. Since you put it that way. . . intriguing.

"I can't believe I didn't think of this when I was still blogging."

Ahhh, the 1990s were great, weren't they?

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I bought a Reagan "Hey Comrade, you're welcome" shirt from Allah's site. Best non-.mpeg-subscription web purchase I've ever made. Great reactions whenever I wear it.

Yeah, that one was a big seller by Internet t-shirt sale standards. I think I sold 30 of them.

Do what Allah does, Dave. Accept that you can't get pussy and let the bathroom go to shit. At least you avoid hard labor.

Since when is putting in a new roll of toilet paper hard labor?

Dave from Garfield Ridge
Remodels the bathroom.
Still can't get pussy

That was me, actually. I warned him while he was still reporting on the work in progress that it would not get him laid.

Did he listen to me? Noooooooooo.

But, to give Dave credit, he now knows how to use a miter box.

He's just not using any other kind of box.