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November 22, 2005
Best. Blog-Post. Ever.
A poll over at Poliburo Diktat.
Yes, I'm nominated (thank you!) for Whoreblogging, but I'm being creamed by Allah's favorite, DW vs. A Bunch of Four-Year-Olds, and of course what is, without any question, the single greatest, most important blog-post ever -- LGF's superimposition of his own retyping of the Burkett forgery in Microsoft Word over the faxed copy from CBS' website. It's really a no-brainer -- there's your winner, and it was never even close.
Still, it's an honor to be nominated and all that. I'd like to thank my agent, Morty "Stig" Fishbein, for suggesting that the Whoreblogging vehicle would be the perfect venue for my, errr, talents, and for showing me what a "Nasty Adolf" was.
There are a dozen or so worthies on the list, all worth reading, if you missed them the first time. (And all linked, of course.)
posted by Ace at 01:32 PM
CommentsAnd by "showing," you really mean "performing it on you". . . right?
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 22, 2005 01:44 PM
You're not being creamed by DW. You're five votes behind. And I suspect that'll change pretty quickly.
You're right about the LGF post, though. A deserving winner.
Posted by: Allah on November 22, 2005 02:05 PM
You got my vote. Jeez, I feel used.
Posted by: Nickie Goomba on November 22, 2005 02:15 PM
"Whoreblogging" is what keeps me coming back. I'm hoping you'll do another funny post like that one of these days.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on November 22, 2005 02:31 PM
Ace didn't invent the nasty adolph? I've lost my innocence!
Posted by: on November 22, 2005 04:05 PM
Dare I ask what a Nasty Adolf is? It isn't anything like a Dirty Sanchez, is it?
Posted by: Mark_D on November 22, 2005 04:08 PM
Not bad, Ace. You are only second to the blog post that possibly changed history.
P.S. Whatever happened to Allah? I know he still lurks around this blog, and comments once in a while. But why did he stop blogging?
Posted by: on November 22, 2005 06:22 PM
Mark, you know how people will hold their index finger horizontally on their upper lip to simulate Hitler's moustache? Now, do it with Ace's penis and you have a nasty Adolph. :)
Posted by: on November 22, 2005 06:42 PM
Whoreblogging sold me on this place. I still go back to it now and then just for a fresh laugh. (Yes, my attention span really is that short.)
You're solidly in the #2 slot, Ace, and you really deserve it.
Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 22, 2005 06:45 PM
Iowahawk and Lileks really ought to be in the running, though. Whassupwidat?
Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 22, 2005 06:52 PM
Who nominated that post? THIS GUY. You're welcome. And hell, I wasn't even reading you at the time. It got linked by somebody I was. Don't remember who.
Posted by: The Unabrewer on November 23, 2005 04:39 AM
Whoreblogging is still my favorite blog post ever. Sure, LGF's one will probably make a small footnote in history, but did it talk about having sex with old asian women? Groping underage Latino kids? Of course not! And that my friends, is gold.
Posted by: madne0 on November 23, 2005 06:36 AM
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Trump Adds $100,000 Fee for H-1B Visas, Launches New 'Gold Card' Visa
This Trump fellow seems to be serious. [CBD]
This Trump fellow seems to be serious. [CBD]
Trump's advisors say the CBO has "revised" their estimate of the budgetary impact of the Big Beautiful Bill. Old score: minus $3 trillon. New score: +300 billion.
That's a big miss, huh? Even the Bureau of Lying Socialists, who claimed Biden created 2 million jobs that were purely fictitious and phantasmal, is impressed.
I haven't seen this reported anywhere else, unfortunately.
That's a big miss, huh? Even the Bureau of Lying Socialists, who claimed Biden created 2 million jobs that were purely fictitious and phantasmal, is impressed.
I haven't seen this reported anywhere else, unfortunately.
Bonkers left-wing former "disinformation czar" and Harry Potter "WizardCore" singer Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz loses her defamation case against Fox News, begs for money on GoFundMe
This "disinformation expert" prove she is an expert in disinformation by spreading the disinformation that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation.
This "disinformation expert" prove she is an expert in disinformation by spreading the disinformation that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation.
AAG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon threatens the University of South Carolina for announcing that any "controversial" speaker who upsets violent left-wingers will be banned
Obviously you're not allowed to ban someone because antifa demands it. The left-wing anti-speech school also refuses to specify what is "controversial." Trans extremist speakers would, we presume, not be "controversial" at all, eh?
Obviously you're not allowed to ban someone because antifa demands it. The left-wing anti-speech school also refuses to specify what is "controversial." Trans extremist speakers would, we presume, not be "controversial" at all, eh?
Noted Nobel Laureate Jasmine Ratchet: "Just because someone commits a crime, that doesn't make them a criminal."
She claims that criminality is just a "mindset," and I guess that some criminals "identify" as law-abiding, just as many antifa thugs identify as woman, and it's all about what you are "in your mind."
This also means that one can have a criminal "mindset" despite having not yet committed a prosecuted crime. I think this pudgy DEI soon-to-be-ex congresswoman is that kind of criminal. She's got a thug's brain, a drug-dealer's brain, and smash-and-grab brain.
I mean -- as long as we're saying that crime is "just a state of mind."
She claims that criminality is just a "mindset," and I guess that some criminals "identify" as law-abiding, just as many antifa thugs identify as woman, and it's all about what you are "in your mind."
This also means that one can have a criminal "mindset" despite having not yet committed a prosecuted crime. I think this pudgy DEI soon-to-be-ex congresswoman is that kind of criminal. She's got a thug's brain, a drug-dealer's brain, and smash-and-grab brain.
I mean -- as long as we're saying that crime is "just a state of mind."
Maori men in NZ do a haka war display for Charlie Kirk
You vicious bastards shot the wrong man. You have set the world on fire. This will be your apocalypse.
You vicious bastards shot the wrong man. You have set the world on fire. This will be your apocalypse.
Nick Freitas responds to the Left's intentional lies that they are always the victim and the Right is always the oppressor. He refuses to play their game anymore. This is a must view. [dri]
I wonder if he was fearless. I wonder if he was scared. I wonder if he just did it anyway?-- Mike Rowe
Low-T High-Calorie Potato Brian Stelter: "Matthew Dowd is no longer an MSNBC political analyst, according to a network source."
Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions."
Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions."
Trump speaks about the "heinous assassination" of Charlie Kirk, notes the left relentlessly demonized him until they radicalized an assassin to kill him
"For years, the radical left has compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to NAZlS... this type of language is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the terrorism we're seeing in our country today.
And it must stop RIGHT NOW!"
Argentinian PM Javier Millei: "The left is always, at all times and places, a violent phenomenon full of hatred."
I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force.
I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force.
Update: Kash Patel says the person of interest has been interrogated and then released. Wrong guy, I guess.
But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled.
But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled.
Karol Sheinin: I can confirm the person of interest questioned by the FBI is Zachariah Ahmed Qureshi.
Updated: Obviously, you know by now this was the wrong guy. I guess he just looked slightly like the grainy photos of Tyler Robinson.
Updated: Obviously, you know by now this was the wrong guy. I guess he just looked slightly like the grainy photos of Tyler Robinson.
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