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November 22, 2005

World's Ugliest Dog, RIP

Eulogized at SondraK and BlogIdaho.

You know when animals are so ugly they're actually cute? Well, he wasn't one of those. He was actually ugly. But he had a tremendous heart.

I guess. I never met the dog. He might have been a real dick.

But it seems like a nice thing to say.


posted by Ace at 12:00 PM
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That's not a dog it's the frickin' anti-christ.

Posted by: Brad on November 22, 2005 12:23 PM

I saw this dog on TV once when his owner was being interviewed after an ugly-dog show. She said that in addition to being a real beaut', Sam also bites (well, 'bit,' now in the past tense).

Sure enough, right on cue, the little bastard snapped at another dog on the show when it got too close.

So, yeah, it kinda' looks like he was a dick.

Posted by: Blacksheep on November 22, 2005 12:34 PM

That isn't a dog. It's a lab experiment from Resident Evil. Anything less than a head shot and my money is on the thing coming back.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 22, 2005 12:38 PM

The best part is the part about how the guy she was dating when she got the dog left her because the dog creeped him out.

Posted by: c on November 22, 2005 12:45 PM

hahahaha!

that got a true lol from me, the he might have been a real dick.

lol!

Posted by: Harkonnendog on November 22, 2005 03:58 PM

Well, it's clear what has to be done with the dog now. Taxidermy.

Posted by: sandy burger on November 22, 2005 04:18 PM

So long, ugly.

Posted by: rd on November 23, 2005 11:35 PM
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