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November 22, 2005

2006 GDP Growth: Firm Yet Supple

Projected to grow at a 3.3% clip, and these projections tend to understate growth in a strong economy.


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I get all hot thinking about surging economic activity.

For the Ladies: It's not fair that guys get cheesecake on good economic news and you get, well, me.

So here's a hot-pic metaphor for our economy, as it overspills out of its man-thong. Exposed Testicle Warning.

posted by Ace at 11:57 AM
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Firm Yet Supple

Getting in the mood for tonight, eh?

Posted by: on November 22, 2005 12:03 PM

"The economy is growing! To celebrate, ladies, here's a fat, middle-aged man's testicle!"

Ace, you really need to send me that email for some woman-advice. This is unacceptable. You really are clueless when it comes to the needs of hot 'n bothered politically-astute chicks.


Posted by: Feisty on November 22, 2005 12:23 PM

No, I quite get women are not taken with my offers of "beefcake." But there's just no way in hell I'm putting up pictures of hot guys on this site.

And if LauraW. tries it -- "Sisters are Doin' it For Themselves" -- I'll immediately edit it to make it a picture of Naked Testicle Spiderman.

Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 12:37 PM

Feisty, please illuminate us. For example, on a scale of 1-10: Long text descriptions of our 29th level Drow anti-Paladin/Assassins and their completely bitchin' Unholy Avengers?

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on November 22, 2005 12:38 PM

Marvelous. Now we have the Ball-American Thong to add to our collection. I think I'll go soak my eyes in Drano.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on November 22, 2005 03:39 PM

Why does she have those things all exposed like that? I can't concentrate.

Posted by: rd on November 22, 2005 08:38 PM
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