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It Is AOC Who is "Uneducated" and "Ignorant" About Charlie Kirk [CBD]

Trump Adds $100,000 Fee for H-1B Visas, Launches New 'Gold Card' Visa
This Trump fellow seems to be serious. [CBD]

Podcast: Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, and whether a hot Civil War is on the horizon, plus some rambling about America!

Trump's advisors say the CBO has "revised" their estimate of the budgetary impact of the Big Beautiful Bill. Old score: minus $3 trillon. New score: +300 billion.
That's a big miss, huh? Even the Bureau of Lying Socialists, who claimed Biden created 2 million jobs that were purely fictitious and phantasmal, is impressed.
I haven't seen this reported anywhere else, unfortunately.

Trump: "Something big" is coming soon in RFKJr.'s autism study

All three major stock indexes reach record highs

Bonkers left-wing former "disinformation czar" and Harry Potter "WizardCore" singer Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz loses her defamation case against Fox News, begs for money on GoFundMe
This "disinformation expert" prove she is an expert in disinformation by spreading the disinformation that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation.

AAG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon threatens the University of South Carolina for announcing that any "controversial" speaker who upsets violent left-wingers will be banned
Obviously you're not allowed to ban someone because antifa demands it. The left-wing anti-speech school also refuses to specify what is "controversial." Trans extremist speakers would, we presume, not be "controversial" at all, eh?

Noted Nobel Laureate Jasmine Ratchet: "Just because someone commits a crime, that doesn't make them a criminal."
She claims that criminality is just a "mindset," and I guess that some criminals "identify" as law-abiding, just as many antifa thugs identify as woman, and it's all about what you are "in your mind."
This also means that one can have a criminal "mindset" despite having not yet committed a prosecuted crime. I think this pudgy DEI soon-to-be-ex congresswoman is that kind of criminal. She's got a thug's brain, a drug-dealer's brain, and smash-and-grab brain.
I mean -- as long as we're saying that crime is "just a state of mind."

Dearborn's Muslim Mayor Tells Christian Citizen He's "Not Welcome Here" [CBD]

Charlie Kirk vigil in NYC ends with Amazing Grace

Charlie Kirk's widowed wife will address the nation tonight (Friday the 12th) at 8:15 Eastern

Maori men in NZ do a haka war display for Charlie Kirk
You vicious bastards shot the wrong man. You have set the world on fire. This will be your apocalypse.

Nick Freitas responds to the Left's intentional lies that they are always the victim and the Right is always the oppressor. He refuses to play their game anymore. This is a must view. [dri]

I wonder if he was fearless. I wonder if he was scared. I wonder if he just did it anyway?

-- Mike Rowe

Low-T High-Calorie Potato Brian Stelter: "Matthew Dowd is no longer an MSNBC political analyst, according to a network source."
Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions."

Trump speaks about the "heinous assassination" of Charlie Kirk, notes the left relentlessly demonized him until they radicalized an assassin to kill him

"For years, the radical left has compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to NAZlS... this type of language is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the terrorism we're seeing in our country today.
And it must stop RIGHT NOW!"

Argentinian PM Javier Millei: "The left is always, at all times and places, a violent phenomenon full of hatred."
I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force.

Update: Kash Patel says the person of interest has been interrogated and then released. Wrong guy, I guess.
But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled.

Karol Sheinin: I can confirm the person of interest questioned by the FBI is Zachariah Ahmed Qureshi.
Updated: Obviously, you know by now this was the wrong guy. I guess he just looked slightly like the grainy photos of Tyler Robinson.

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

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To celebrate, ladies, here's a fat, middle-aged man's testicle!" Ace, you really need to send me that email for some woman-advice. This is unacceptable. You really are clueless when it comes to the needs of hot 'n bothered politically-astute chicks. Posted by: Feisty on November 22, 2005 12:23 PM No, I quite get women are not taken with my offers of "beefcake." But there's just no way in hell I'm putting up pictures of hot guys on this site. And if LauraW. tries it -- "Sisters are Doin' it For Themselves" -- I'll immediately edit it to make it a picture of Naked Testicle Spiderman. Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 12:37 PM Feisty, please illuminate us. For example, on a scale of 1-10: Long text descriptions of our 29th level Drow anti-Paladin/Assassins and their completely bitchin' Unholy Avengers? Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on November 22, 2005 12:38 PM Marvelous. Now we have the Ball-American Thong to add to our collection. I think I'll go soak my eyes in Drano. Posted by: Sue Dohnim on November 22, 2005 03:39 PM Why does she have those things all exposed like that? I can't concentrate. Posted by: rd on November 22, 2005 08:38 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines It Is AOC Who is "Uneducated" and "Ignorant" About Charlie Kirk [CBD] Trump Adds $100,000 Fee for H-1B Visas, Launches New 'Gold Card' Visa This Trump fellow seems to be serious. [CBD] Podcast: Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, and whether a hot Civil War is on the horizon, plus some rambling about America! Trump's advisors say the CBO has "revised" their estimate of the budgetary impact of the Big Beautiful Bill. Old score: minus $3 trillon. New score: +300 billion. That's a big miss, huh? Even the Bureau of Lying Socialists, who claimed Biden created 2 million jobs that were purely fictitious and phantasmal, is impressed. I haven't seen this reported anywhere else, unfortunately. Trump: "Something big" is coming soon in RFKJr.'s autism study All three major stock indexes reach record highs Bonkers left-wing former "disinformation czar" and Harry Potter "WizardCore" singer Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz loses her defamation case against Fox News, begs for money on GoFundMe This "disinformation expert" prove she is an expert in disinformation by spreading the disinformation that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation. AAG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon threatens the University of South Carolina for announcing that any "controversial" speaker who upsets violent left-wingers will be banned Obviously you're not allowed to ban someone because antifa demands it. The left-wing anti-speech school also refuses to specify what is "controversial." Trans extremist speakers would, we presume, not be "controversial" at all, eh? Noted Nobel Laureate Jasmine Ratchet: "Just because someone commits a crime, that doesn't make them a criminal." She claims that criminality is just a "mindset," and I guess that some criminals "identify" as law-abiding, just as many antifa thugs identify as woman, and it's all about what you are "in your mind." This also means that one can have a criminal "mindset" despite having not yet committed a prosecuted crime. I think this pudgy DEI soon-to-be-ex congresswoman is that kind of criminal. She's got a thug's brain, a drug-dealer's brain, and smash-and-grab brain. I mean -- as long as we're saying that crime is "just a state of mind." Dearborn's Muslim Mayor Tells Christian Citizen He's "Not Welcome Here" [CBD] Charlie Kirk vigil in NYC ends with Amazing Grace Charlie Kirk's widowed wife will address the nation tonight (Friday the 12th) at 8:15 Eastern Maori men in NZ do a haka war display for Charlie Kirk You vicious bastards shot the wrong man. You have set the world on fire. This will be your apocalypse. Nick Freitas responds to the Left's intentional lies that they are always the victim and the Right is always the oppressor. He refuses to play their game anymore. This is a must view. [dri] I wonder if he was fearless. I wonder if he was scared. I wonder if he just did it anyway? -- Mike Rowe Low-T High-Calorie Potato Brian Stelter: "Matthew Dowd is no longer an MSNBC political analyst, according to a network source." Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions." Trump speaks about the "heinous assassination" of Charlie Kirk, notes the left relentlessly demonized him until they radicalized an assassin to kill him "For years, the radical left has compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to NAZlS... this type of language is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the terrorism we're seeing in our country today. And it must stop RIGHT NOW!" Argentinian PM Javier Millei: "The left is always, at all times and places, a violent phenomenon full of hatred." I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force. Update: Kash Patel says the person of interest has been interrogated and then released. Wrong guy, I guess. But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled. 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