Isn't Milbank the one with long-standing ties to the Afghanistan Taliban?

Foam and latex?????

Maybe it would help if you tried stuff on a real girl.

;-)

Fingers crossed!

ok. Not sure what that means, unless it means you have date tonight.

Geez, what about the media's role of reporting the news? Or of being a common carrier. Yellow journalism is back, only in a more literal sense.

Seriously. I'm asking for the last time, ladies: What the hell is going on down there?

They won't tell you. Ever. You're supposed to figure it out.

It's like a foam-latex version of the old Operation game, and I'm always fumbling around and getting the red buzzer.

The basic rule of thumb is: start real gentle. When they begin to vocalize, you can get rough and nasty. Wait for the vocal cues.

Michael, I learned this in the (eeeeeeeeevil!) lgf comments section, and thought I'd pass it on to you:

If you think you're too drunk to post a comment, you are.

last one mine

someone:

Good advice. Thanks.

So,

You don't think Milbank will appreciate that I signed him up for a lifetime subscription to the Storm Front newsletter and e-mail alerts?

Damn, I'm losing my ability to read people...

Baby, don't just fumble around down there all sweaty and nervous. You have to ask your girl what she wants you to do before and during. Girls know what they like; it's your job to pry it out of them...nicely. If you want to get some action, a nice, long, detailed, hot steamy discussion is the #1 key to success. If you plan ahead correctly, you can almost have a fumble-free, one-shot, no re-takes porn movie which includes what she wants and what you want. Seamless. Sexy. Of course, minor adjustments will have to be made during, but you just have to ask if she's enjoying whatever debauchery is being performed. Feel free to ask questions. "Can I do such-and-such?"

Added bonus: The discussion itself is a major turn-on and will likely get you laid immediately following.

It's TOTALLY hot when guys ask you what you want instead of just trying to do what they saw on some grainy RealPlayer 30 second porn clip. NOT ALL CHICKS LIKE THE SAME STUFF EITHER. If your ex-girlfriend liked it, it doesn't mean next girlfriend will like it. Pay special consideration to speed. Some chicks like it good and fast...other chicks like it more slow.

Those are some Feisty Basics. I can give ya a more--ahem-- detailed "analysis" if you want. You got my email. ;-)

I really didn't know Milbank was a guy until about 3-4 months ago. I just assumed based on the name, and the hyterical reaction every time he/she was criticized by anyone.

Feisty,
I think I'm in love.
Never mind the model from the Conservative Tees ad. Run away with me :)

It's nothing like the Operation Game. If my face lights up, you WIN.

And that red buzzer you're hitting? It's a good thing. Just ask her.

you're getting real advice. and tutoring offers.

son of a bitch.

why would you care about crazy blog money? money's just something we use to get laid.

Seriously. I'm asking for the last time, ladies: What the hell is going on down there? It's like a foam-latex version of the old Operation game, and I'm always fumbling around and getting the red buzzer.

Read the instructions!

Who is this "McGovern" of which you speak?

Sorry, my sense of history doesn't go back any further than Hardcastle & McCormick.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Dave, I know you're always lurking in Ace's large, throbbing, commanding, um, "shadow"...But fear not, for you've been on my FeedDemon list for a couple of months now.

I tutor anyone who asks politely. And forks over lots of money or tells me I'm much hotter than the Conservative Tees chick.

you're getting real advice. and tutoring offers.
Oopsie. That was Dave in TX, not Dave at Garfield Ridge.

Seriously, males between the ages of 33 and 46 are all named Dave or Jeff. I get confused sometimes.

The unexplained absences around the weekend supports my belief that Ace is cheating on us. But contrary to his self-depreciating humor, I'm sure he's quite popular with and knows his way around da ladies.

Maybe I haven't done it with enough whores, but there are a lot of prudish women out there for whom "discussion" seems an irrational turn-off.

Seriously, males between the ages of 33 and 46 are all named Dave or Jeff

tell me about it. a parent hollerin "David" in my neighborhood would have 6 kids show up. my dad developed his own particular whistle to get me running back home.

I tutor anyone who asks politely. And forks over lots of money or tells me I'm much hotter than the Conservative Tees chick.

Ooh. My very own TrackBack!

What he meant to say ... was that those who question the White House's use of prewar intelligence were not only "dishonest and reprehensible" but also "corrupt and shameless."

I like that quote.

"Did I say you were a douchebag? I'm sorry, I was misqouted. What I meant is you are a douchebag who should be taken out and shot."

Ace, don't chase women. Chase crazy blog money and the women will follow.

After reading Feisty's comments I have to go have a smoke, anyone got a light?