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November 13, 2005

Zarqawi's Sister Arrested; Bomb Didn't Detonate

Let's hope Andrew Sullivan gets his way and no one so much as raises his voice to this psychotic whore.

Let's see... she intended to blow herself up (along with scores of innocents). Seems to me a little arm-twisting would be far less injury than she intended to inflict on herself.


posted by Ace at 04:42 PM
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She's not psychotic, she subscribes to an exceptionally evil ideology. Big difference. Hardly any of the atrocity loving muslim terrorists are really insane. If it were a question of sanity, the threat would be far less.

Posted by: Village Idiot on November 13, 2005 04:49 PM

"Rishawi is the sister of a former senior aide to Abu Musab al Zarqawi - the leader of terror group al Qaeda in Iraq."

Loose shit.

Still, I wonder why her brother is a "former" aid to Zarqawi? Do you think he retired?

Posted by: Master of None on November 13, 2005 05:12 PM

But we can't twist their arms or Silly Sully will get his panties twisted in a wad.

Posted by: MH on November 13, 2005 05:38 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought she was in the custody of the Jordanians. If so, she should be wishing she was captured by US forces.

Will Sully have harsh words for the way Arabs interrogate other Arabs?

Posted by: lauraw on November 13, 2005 06:13 PM

Gosh, Laura, I hope not. Because the logical result of Sully's shrill squeaking will be that we hand those kinds of suspects off to the arm-twisting regimes to be interrogated effectively. I'd hate to think that Andy was emoting without forethought.

Posted by: Sortelli on November 13, 2005 06:23 PM

Can anyone explain what in the world she was planning to do with 72 virgins???

Posted by: Dogstar on November 13, 2005 06:33 PM

The former aid has purchased a large piece of agrarian real estate sold to him by the US Military.

Posted by: Brass on November 13, 2005 06:41 PM

Dogstar,
What the story didn't mention that in addition to a strap on bomb, she had a strap on .......tool. Yeah, that's it. Those virgins were gonna be in for it.

Posted by: Sticky B on November 13, 2005 06:53 PM

I'm against arm twisting. I say break it. Both of them.

Posted by: on November 13, 2005 07:34 PM

Well, from the picture, I can finally understand the reason for burkhas and the whole hijab thing.

Yes, it's a cheap shot, but she's undeniably deserving, on multiple levels. Woof.

Posted by: Patton on November 13, 2005 08:08 PM

Patton, you are absolutely right.

They should just run pictures of Melissa the hot french newscaster

Posted by: Sean on November 13, 2005 08:16 PM

I was figuring her nasty ass look was mostly from that "Oh, shit, I really truly sincerely wish I was dead" expression on her face.

Too bad she's going to have to face up to what her companions did before joining them.

Posted by: Sortelli on November 13, 2005 09:17 PM

Where's tubino?

You'd think he'd be defending her by now.

After all, this HAS to reflect on Bush somehow, right?

Posted by: Edward R. Murrow on November 13, 2005 09:20 PM

The tub of fun would only appear on a thread like this to try and change the subject to his Fitzmas Wish List.

And when we failed to receive his wisdom he'd accuse us of dodging the issue.

Then he'd go slather himself up with butter and post pictures of himself on the internet wearing nothing but a diaper.

Posted by: Sortelli on November 13, 2005 10:03 PM

Considering fake menstrual blood probably wouldn't be nearly as effective against her--would Sully object to throwing a cup of warm yogurt on her and telling her it's baby batter?

Posted by: Christopher Cross on November 13, 2005 10:34 PM

Yeah, Christopher Cross, that would be so different than a regular Saturday night for her.

Perhaps if she were told it was from a joo...

Posted by: lauraw on November 13, 2005 10:48 PM

...baby batter

lol! AoSHQ and commenters is a font of knowledge!

BTW, Sailing is one of my favorites. Rock on!

Posted by: BrewFan on November 13, 2005 10:50 PM

Fake "baby batter" or no, it'd be gob-smackingly vile if the poor dear were draped with an Israeli flag.

Posted by: Sean M. on November 13, 2005 11:19 PM

Joy juice on a woman? I think he'd still be nauseated by the vileness of it all.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 13, 2005 11:47 PM

Well, lucky for us (and unlucky for her) she was captured by the Jordanians, not us. They can do whatever they like to her and no one will care. After all, it is only Americans putting panties on peoples heads and speaking to them in harsh tones our liberals lefties have trouble with. When Arabs do the torturing, no one cares in the slightest.

Right, Tubino?

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 14, 2005 01:17 AM

We should threaten them with superior technology. Tell them we can use drugs, sensory deprevation, hynotism and brainwashing techniques to turn them into unbelievers who will go to hell.

Tell them we can use truth serum to find out their worst fears, and then use them against them.

And then, if they still don't believe us, do it to some and show them to the rest.

Posted by: Dogstar on November 14, 2005 01:57 AM

I just saw a story about this on the news. It seems an Al Qaeda website gave her away by praising her as one of the bombers. It seems the dumbasses didn't realize that she failed to 'splode.

D'oh!

Posted by: Sean M. on November 14, 2005 02:46 AM

How dare they show her on TV! As a captured insurgent, she should be accorded full Geneva rights, and certainly that includes not being allowed to be exploited for propaganda purposes.

I wonder if Sullivan and the ACLU will be working closely with the Jordanian human right orgs to protest this act!

Posted by: Aaron on November 14, 2005 03:58 AM

Al Qaeda website gave her away by praising her as one of the bombers. It seems the dumbasses didn't realize that she failed to 'splode

Maybe she wasn't supposed to explode...

...not all bombs are necessarily intended to detonate.

The coming weeks will indicate if there was value to AQ in having a "survivor".

If the non-detonation was NOT intentional, then that speaks to the quality of the bomb makers AQ has available. One would think that a high profile job like this, using high profile "personalities", would warrant using the best available talent.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 14, 2005 04:14 AM

Expanding on the above...

This may have been a probe to test the response of the Jordanian legal system and resolve.

It may have been a ploy to inject a "rallying point" for the splodydopes into the Jordanian prison system. Live bodies attract more lasting emotion than dead ones..."free Mumia!" and all that kind of stuff.

The Jordanians were mostly on board with the WOT anyway, so provoking them wouldn't ratchet up their cooperation much more than it already was. If AQ was willing to largely ignore jordan as a transit point, then they wouldn't care how much Jordan beefs up internal security.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 14, 2005 04:22 AM
...baby batter
lol! AoSHQ and commenters is a font of knowledge!

Considering the subject matter, couldn't you have chosen a better word than "font"? Bad imagery, man.

Posted by: sandy burger on November 14, 2005 04:41 AM

Having looked at her picture, I can understand why her husband wanted to kill himself. What puzzles me, though, is why he wanted to kill other people in the process.

If we were serious about winning the war on terror, we'd just widely distribute posters with 72 pictures of her. No caption necessary.

Posted by: on November 14, 2005 04:59 AM

She didn't look too "blown up" for having been in the middle of a bombing.

This seems curious to me. Why wasn't the vid clip taped from an ICU ward?

If the bomb was in fact good, this is one that got cold feet or is a psyops plant.

No bomb experts have said yet if the bomb was good or bad. This to I find curious.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 14, 2005 06:51 AM

I thought it was a little wierd that she was still wearing the whole thing during the TV interview. What if one of the wires was just a little loose? Adjust your weight, turn a little, make that connection and then...

BAMMMMMM!!!!!

Posted by: Dogstar on November 14, 2005 08:30 AM

As an American, I'm perfectly okay with torturing terrorists and terror suspects. I condone it. I expect it. And I want it. So by all means, torture in my name, please. In fact, I'm willing to volunteer to torture terror suspects.

I'll even drag a few around by a leash -- for kicks.

If torturing one hundred terrorists leads to saving one American soldier on a Baghdad road, or any American life anywhere in the world, it is worth it.


Does anyone else have a problem with torturing terror suspects?

Posted by: Bart on November 14, 2005 05:22 PM
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