I don't know what you're talking about, I don't like looking at Yasser Arafat, he's as ugly as a...

Ohhh, the one on the left...

Yeah, she's HOT. And then I have a thing for Euro girls. Heck, I married one. When I lived in Spain I could get enraptured with the news too. Turns out stunning anchorwomen are the norm on Euro TV. There are a couple of Deutsche Welle gals I got hypnotized by.

BTW, what do you get at the bottom of that link? Is the location you get for the girls cookie-driven?

She is one of the many reasons that western civilization is worth fighting for

I take back everything bad I've ever said about the French and/or their newspapers.

Jeez, that's not fair. All we get on this side of the Atlantic is Katie Couric's colon.

eh, she's a 7.

She probably stinks and doesn't shave her armpits.

As an artist myself, I must lend support to Bart's rating. Aesthetically speaking, her nose is a bit odd, her face is a shade too thin, and her chin just a bit too pointed. Her hairstyles don’t do anything for me either. I guess she’s going for the easy maintenance “sporty” look, but really for full, dead on gorgeousness, an elegantly coiffed full mane is an absolute necessity. I’ll go up a bit from Bart’s score though to 7.6389.

Man, you guys are harsh... :)

She's better than anythiung we got

Works for me...

The nose was the first thing I noticed, Enas. I'm no artist, but doesn't her nose look asymmetric?

Honestly, my first impression was skinny skank. Not that there is anything wrong with that...

And I concur with Zetetic; I suspect an odor problem, you know, down there.

Fox's Laurie Dhue is pretty good competition.

And I concur with Zetetic; I suspect an odor problem, you know, down there.

You know, pessimists look at her picture and see half-a-skank, while optimists see half-an-angel. I'm an uber-optimist.

zee stink iz okay wi' moi.

eh, she's a 7.

A seven? Where? On the fucking moon?

Geez, and I thought I had high standards. She's a 10^10.

Heather Nauert. Heather Nauert, people.
Now, she's a piece of ass.

I wrote a email to Laurie Dhue a few years ago asking if she had a dog named Scooby.

I never received a reply.

Reminds me when a young Daisy Fuentes used to be a weather girl. At 6:45 pm I used to switch to the local NYC Spanish channel to watch the cutey pie pretending to be a metereologist. My cousisn and I predicted that she would soon burst out of tha slot and, she did.

Bart,

Yes, her nostrils are noticeably different from each other and she has a wee bit of a deviated septum. She has other nose issues too, but those I've identified stick right out. As for skank factor, I have no idea - that's a character issue rather than an aesthetic one.

And she bursted out of a few dress sizes, too.

Since everyone's on this thread now:

mu.nu will be moving to a new server this Saturday, November 12th. (Actually a pair of dual-core Pentium D 2.8's with 2GB of memory each, for the geeks among you.)

We'll be down for four to six hours. During that time, you should be able to read the posts (though things may go funny now and then), but posting and comments will be disabled.

Geez, and I thought I had high standards. She's a 10^10.

Making Allah's pants feel funny, no doubt.

Making Allah's pants feel funny, no doubt.

Gentlemen, I submit to you that if this chick isn't a ten, then the terrorists have already won.

I agree with Allah. (Now let the heavens fall!) That girl's smokin', and she has killer eyes.

I've always kinda thought that Jennifer Eccleston was pretty hot. She needs to throw in a different facial expression on occasion, though.

Ok, we got Tubino dissing his fantasy world Elf-princess prom date (with +3 wand of left lunacy) over this frog, and I suspect that Allah will de-link Charmaine Starr, but come on. I agree with above said Laurie Dhue comment. Laurie should be running Fox news. That being said, Frenchie wouldn't get kicked out of the DC44 bed for eating cookies, or eclairs. In addition, having an anchoress delivering news in spaghetti straps is pretty cool.

BTW, I suspect tubino is really a peoplescube contributor. Speaking of Ruskies, don't they have strippers doing the news now. Come on, perspective, people.

Allah, do you ever have regrets about the fact that your choice of an online persona pretty much guarantees that you can never make any bridge between your online life and your regular social life (assuming you have one) without risking getting killed?

Of course, many of us face the same issue. But that's just because we're so goddamned annoying; in your case it's got a bit more to do with the head-chopping and all that.

Allah's standards must be falling due to the large number of virgins he's been handing out lately - the pool is getting thin. I'm sorry Megan, but she has absolutely nothing extra in the eyes dept. Seriously people, she's not that great.

C'mon, what's Allah got to fear, its not like he's in Theo Van Gogh territory. He's more of a Dan Pearl, if thats any consolation.

Sandy -- I never really worried much about threats. If they haven't killed Charles Johnson, they're not gonna bother with me.

Enas -- What are you taking points off for? The high cheekbones? Flawless skin? Luscious lips? Tantalizing cleavage?

Put me some knowledge here.

I'm with Enas. And I'm not taking points off for anything. She's quite pretty. It's just that there isn't enough of that certain "je ne sais quoi" for me to add those couple extra points you seem to think she should get.

Oh, Allah's got a point, she's beyond anyone here (except me, back in the day-and Ace's hollywood pretty boy friends).

Now we know France has at least one redeeming quality.

she's beyond anyone here

Not me, thanks to the miracle of Val-U-Rite "vodka goggles".

I'm sure she will look great in a burka. Jihaad, dirka dirka, jihad

Allah,

I'm judging entirely from an aesthetic evaluation of her face and hair, so cleavage doesn't even figure in.
As for complexion, every face on TV has flawless skin, so no bonus points there (the best makeup artist is the most unseen one). She has nice lips, but they aren't particularly distinguished (see Alicia Silverstone for the sexiest mouth). Cheekbones? No, sorry nothing particular there.

Just because this gal is on TV doesn't make her "all that." There's a young lady that works in my office that frankly blows Theuriau away - easily, but as far as I know she isn't pursuing a career in TV.

At any rate, physical beauty is always subjective, and the prettiest face can be be a mask for the ugliest mind.

There's a young lady that works in my office that frankly blows

Uh uh uh. Stop. Right. There.

the prettiest face can be be a mask for the ugliest mind

Or the dirtiest mind.

Sure, she's a 7, on the Clydsedale scale.

Enas, I want to know where you're from. And then I want to move there.

A talking head's deviated septum often arises from vigorous fellatio combined with an unusually pliable esophagus. When you add to the mix that she's French, then I'd say we've found the second hardest working person in showbiz. She's got my vote.

I would say that her outstanding feature, when compared to attractive American news reporters, is her choice of dress. American "professionalism" usually frowns on spaghetti strapped halter-tops.

Is the location you get for the girls cookie-driven?

No, Tubino, the porn-hookup site is actually reading your mind. It knows where you live, and it knows you want to meet hot girls who live in your area.

Wow. A 7? You guys are using a different set of criteria from me. I like her nose and all.

Her babeness is truly amazing! There is nothing wrong with her nose or her nostrils either. When you speak french, you have to flare one nostril, depending on the word or tense. In the third pic from the top she's flaring the right nostril in a sexy, come hither manner. In the top pic, she's flaring the left which indicates a past participle.

I've not yet encountered the nostril fetish. I proclaim her hot. But Fox News has Kieran, er Keran, um, Kierin, that Chetry babe. I'm a brunette fan myself.

Pretty enough for TV, at least from the desk up. Has the sleepy Paris Hilton eye thing, too, which either works for you or doesn't. (Associating that half-bagged expression with sex is probably a conditioned response.)

A seven? Where? On the fucking moon?

No, I can see that one too. An Omaha 9 is pretty much an LA 7. And in Omaha (but not LA) it's legal to subtract 2 for being French.

She's a cutie.

She's extremely attractive. However, I withhold my final vote until I have seen her nekkid.

I'm serious about news. I want my news read to me by a wrinkly old goat with grey hair, a skinny tie and, preferably, an unfiltered Camel smoldering between his fingers.

My pornography, however, is another story.

I want my news read to me by a wrinkly old goat with grey hair, a skinny tie and, preferably, an unfiltered Camel smoldering between his fingers.

My pornography, however, is another story.

I'm a busy man. Why can't I have both at the same time?

[Image of wrinkly old goat getting cigarette ashes on the ass of the French chick.]

Maybe I should revise and extend my remarks.

Wrinkly old goat smoking a camel...which brings us right back to the first pic of Arafat.

I'm sticking with Melissa.

Have to check her out at home this evening. I get clues from the comments that the ol bad site blocker at work might rat me out.

This morning I got great news! 5.6% and 3.8% tuition hikes have been recommended from the tuition committee (oh I hate these bastards) at my kid's university for the next 2 years. Yay!

AND, they've invited Maureen Dowd to come give a lecture. I understand the topic is "are journalists necessary"?

And you thought I was OT with this comment.

Warning. Clicking the link gives you the story AND her stupid ass publicity photo. If you really want to read the story, you gots to suffer for your info.

This is where I send my money to educate my kid.

I'm so depressed.

She's so hot that I would believe anything she told me.

Dave in Texas--

Even though that particular publicity photo is dated, I'll admit it: I think Maureen Dowd, for a woman her age, is pretty hot.

Which means that the reason Dowd's *STILL* whining about being single must be because she's a flightly, unserious loony bitch.

Of course, that's no great deduction, as her columns could have told us THAT.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

"eh, she's a 7."

Posted by Bart at November 9, 2005 11:27 PM

--

"As an artist myself, I must lend support to Bart's rating. Aesthetically speaking, her nose is a bit odd, her face is a shade too thin, and her chin just a bit too pointed. Her hairstyles don’t do anything for me either. I guess she’s going for the easy maintenance “sporty” look, but really for full, dead on gorgeousness, an elegantly coiffed full mane is an absolute necessity. I’ll go up a bit from Bart’s score though to 7.6389."

Posted by Enas Yorl at November 9, 2005 11:39 PM

You guys are way gay.

But Fox News has Kieran, er Keran, um, Kierin, that Chetry babe.

You too? I rated her the sexiest woman on TV a few months ago. I am not happy about the new hair though. As for Melissa Theuriau, very hot even if she does stink.

... Fox News has Kieran, er Keran, um, Kierin, that Chetry babe. I'm a brunette fan myself.

Posted by JohnO

Agreed, she's Foxilicious.

Jinx.

Even though that particular publicity photo is dated, I'll admit it: I think Maureen Dowd, for a woman her age, is pretty hot.

Dave, if your own publicity stills don't make you look hot, you should fire your publicist. Or you're Helen Thomas, and it's past your bedtime, dear.

Then again, there are those who get their rocks off to Christiane Amanpour:

"Last night, while flipping through the channels, I came across Amanpour..."

Stupid skinny girls. Hrumph.

Dave, you aren't cheering me up.

Help a brother out.

Everytime I see Dowd (mercifully, not often now that the NYT have her safely tucked away from the rest of the normal world) I recall that sneering bitch cackling about "extra chromosomal Republicans" on Maher's show.

Maybe it's me. I could be mentally linking Maher's ugly mug whenever I see her.

This is disturbing on so many levels.

and Pixy, good luck with the migration. I have been informed today by the server that I am Forbidden from accessing splorp.cgi.

That hurts man. That really hurts.

I don't want to take advantage of splorp. I just want to be a part of the AceofSpades Lifestyle™

if you take that away from me, I have nothing left.

LOL @ Ralphie.

Yeah, looking at Theuriau, talking about one's status as an "artiste," and how that helps you evaluate the "symmetry of her nose ..." give me a break. G.A.Y.

I'm an "artiste" too, Enas, and my super superior, finely refined senses of composition and symmetry say she's smokin' hot, oh yes, oh yes she is, come and give daddy a kiss. So hot, in fact, that were she to actually walk into the same room as you, you would immediately gasp, then spontaneously implode into a sloppy puddle of sweat and semen. That hot.

PS - Did I mention that I'm an artiste?

Incidentally, Harry, if you ever refer to "The Derb" again, or if you use or even so much as acknowledge the existence of the horrid saccharine nicknames they have for each other at NRO's The Corner, I will personally break your arms.

But thanks for posting the good news. :)

Damn ...

... It's not like I posted the same link in the comments below and e-mailed it to you guys six hours before you posted, only to have to put up with Dave's shit that it's an old story ... again ...

... It's also not like we loner/stoners crave positive attention or anything ...

... Oh well, guess I'll go get high and start some fires or something ...

Kiran Chetry according to this poll is the hottest reporter out there. I was shocked to see Megyn Kendall near the bottom, I always found her hot even though she has one freakishly small eye.

I've had a crush on Megyn for a very long time now. There's nothing wrong with her eyes.

Try that link again

You like her for her brains, right, Megan?

Um... yeah. :)

Dave in Texas, sorry, I'm just using objective standards here based on physical appearance and poise. Maureen Dowd is an attractive woman, for an old maid.

That said, when she opens her mouth, I might as well be swilling saltpeter.

Blacksheep-- so what if this is old? Ace never linked it before, so kudos to Harry for sharing the hotness.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Dave, I'm just screwing with you, man. Like I said yesterday, it just seems like everything is old to you.

Now quit fucking with me before I light Garfield Ridge on fire.

megan, if you think Megyn Kendall's eyes are the same size there is something wrong with your vision.

One of her eyes is smaller than the other. A lot smaller.

OK back to work.

Poetry in motion. Have at it, fellas.

I HEREBY FORMALLY CALL UPON RUPERT MURDOCH TO DELIVER THIS FROGGY GODDESS TO AMERICAN TELEVISION.

Laura -

It is not.

Now stop saying that. :(

uh, Moon God, you gotta resort to like, petitions and stuff?

being a major deity used to be the shiz. things change I guess.

This is the correct answer

Damn talk about noses, that pic of Megyn makes her look like she has a penis attached to the end.

[eyeroll] There's nothing wrong with her nose. It's a perfectly lovely little nose. You're all just jealous of her looks.

Thanks for the live shot, Allah ...

Fortunately, I still remember enough from my high-school French class to know she's saying "come to me Blacksheep, come across the water to Melissa, you fucking stallion ... come give me your breaking news ... all of it ... Goddammit, give it to me !!"

Or something like that.

3/4 of the way through the video (link provided by Allah) our girl is in a tropical setting wearing a green halter top. She has a great rack on her. This fact should overrule any objections concerning her nostrils, objections which I do not share.

Melissa is hot. There is no way around it. She also looks clean which sould ameliorate concerns about her odor. I don't like the french, but credit must be given where it is due: They dis invent oral sex for which I am most grateful.

Another link courtesy of Derbyshire.

I can't get the videos to work, GOD DAMN IT.

Megan, that pic of Kendall is 'shopped.

You can see what I'm talking about in her live broadcasts.

And she uses her nose as a staple remover.

One more and now I'm done. So to speak.

I hope you wankers wash your hands before you post to any other threads.

(Oh, this isn't a flame war thread? Sorry, my bad, did it again. Never mind.)

They dis invent oral sex for which I am most grateful.

Second that, brother!

Hmmm. Looks like a set of bolt-ons in that pic. Allah.

I hate bolt-ons.

Garfield Ridge Dave:

Okay, now I can't find it, but you should take another gander at the pictures of Mo Dowd in Vanity Fair. Sure they slathered on some make-up and did her hair. But they didn't Photoshop her ass-mcnasty gnarled bunion-y feet. That should clear your head of Mo for good.

By the way, no, I'm not into feet. But when they're gross like that, there's a spillover effect ... sorta like finding a roach on your pizza.

Laura, I love you, but I'm not listening to you any longer. :P

I think it's just the top she's wearing, VRWC.

She's all natural -- created in a lab by the world's most brilliant scientists to redeem mankind.

Very lovely.
I'm still voting for the Conservative Tees model.

Angleina Jolie with a conservative brain, if you can freaking imagine.

But it's old, goddammit, it's old ....

You bastards, it's so fucking old ...

{Sniff} At least Maureen knows it's old ... Old like her feet ... And she'd fucking respect that ...

Cheers.

Man, some of the people on this thread have issues.

Melissa Theuriau is a babe and a half, and producing an anchorwoman like that goes a long way towards making up for France's various national shortcomings.

If you watch Allah's poetry in motion link all the way through to the end (literally the last several seconds), you get to see the lovely Melissa smoking a long, cylindrical pipe - a little hint of what she would look like "in action", so to speak. Unfortunately, the pipe seems to be of a Middle Eastern variety, so maybe she has already accepted her dhimmitude and is practicing to "welcome her new jihadi overlords."

Screw all you guys. I saw her first! And I'm moving to France. If those idiots who are rioting so much as look at my Melissa cross-eyed, so help me God, I will...

Seriously, I haven't felt this funny from looking at a girl with all her clothes on since I was a teenager. Stunningly attractive. Stunning. And I can't get the dang videos to work either.

Seriously, I haven't felt this funny from looking at a girl with all her clothes on since I was a teenager.

Yeah. All kidding aside, she's so gorgeous, I almost don't believe it. You kind of wonder why she went into news instead of acting. She'd be huge.

Would someone PLEASE give that poor girl a sandwich? Maybe two.

It knows where you live, and it knows you want to meet hot girls who live in your area.

I knew it!

When you speak french, you have to flare one nostril, depending on the word or tense.

LOL!

There are no "10's." A Ten is perfect and there is nothing, besides God, that is perfect.

To me, a 9 would be Xev from Lexx, Xenia Seeberg.

P.S. I'm far from "way gay." Enas on the other hand...

As far as I'm concerned, Allah's still earning back his credibility after that Nicole Richie business.

Again, I offer to you -- Heather Nauert
http://search.aol.com/aolcom/imageDetails?invocationType=imageDetails&query=heather+nauert&img=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecollegepress.com%2Ffox_bstory_sharp_tcplogo_b.jpg&site=&b=image%3FinvocationType%3Dtopsearchbox.imagehome%26query%3Dheather%2Bnauert

Who's ugly?
Click here.
http://search.aol.com/aolcom/imageDetails?invocationType=imageDetails&query=heather+nauert&img=http%3A%2F%2Fshowcase.netins.net%2Fweb%2Fkeithh%2Fphotogallery%2Fphoto26003%2Fkatie-bird.jpg&site=&b=image%3FinvocationType%3Dtopsearchbox.imagehome%26query%3Dheather%2Bnauert

P.S. I can be reasonably sure that, without make-e-up, MoDowd looks like the back of my ball-bag.

P.P.S. Now Melissa's chin is bothering me.

Sorry Bart, but you are seriously fucking gay if you think this chick:

http://www.xeniaseeberg.biz/

... is hotter than our beloved Melissa.

And besides, what are you going to do, take her home and say, "Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Xev from Lexx, Xenia Seeberg"?

Crack has obviously destroyed your mind.

This here the bewbies thread? So when did RWS say she was showin us morons her T&A or was it just the A? K, ya'll can get back to yer wankin.

More proof that the Ace of Spades HQ Lifestyle does not include sex with real women that is not paid for.

There are no "10's." A Ten is perfect and there is nothing, besides God, that is perfect.

C'mon.

Btw, a bit of determined surfing reveals that (a) she might be 6'3" and (b) she might be the highest-paid reporter in the world. (Saw both of these on blogs but can't find confirmation anywhere.)

MURDOCH! THE PEOPLE SUFFER WHILE YOU DO NOTHING!

When my son was 6, he picked up one of my CD cases and stared intently at the cover. There was scantily clad little number adorning said cover, and this seemed to have captured his attention. Trying to defuse the situation, I said, "She's very pretty, isn't she?" Without looking up he said, "I can't stop looking at her."

That's the Melissa Theuriau effect.

Heather Nauert I'll leave to you metrosexuals.

Seriously, a Reuben or good old pastrami on rye. Or two. Or eighteen. Feed her!

All,

LOL.

Really.

I'm late to this thread (obviously).

Allah, me too, then.

Wow.

Wow.

What more can you say?

Wow.

To me, a 9 would be Xev from Lexx, Xenia Seeberg.

I think you mean Zev, Eva Habermann. She was stunning.

Seriously, a Reuben or good old pastrami on rye. Or two. Or eighteen. Feed her!

Speaking of skinny french broads, there is a french movie I rented about the banlieus which has a rape scene and the actress was too skinny to look at .

The same with another french movie called Two Sisters. What happen to the days when people wanted to see french actresses naked? Now they shd be paid to keep their clothes on.

C'mon? C'mon?

To borrow a line from Red Dwarf, her nostrils are flared like a wheel-well arch of Trans Am.

Two words: flat ass.
She's too skinny to even have womenly posterior. Unless you like that Paris Hilton look...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

I'm impressed by how long this comments thread has gotten!

Sue, regarding the sandwich comments? That sounds like something a fat girl would say. Say it ain't so!

Melissa is perfect. In every way. I've already invented a personality for her (hint: she loves middle aged lawyers from Texas) along with a very powerful libido and a penchant for experimentation.

I neither need nor want any more "facts" about my Melissa.

Two words: flat ass.

Did you see the milk cartons on her in the pic I linked at 11:46? The woman is very impressively proportioned.

Sir, if you continue with these slanders, I shall be forced to invite you out, thrash you, and then deposit you on the doorstep of Onionbooty.com.

Face it. We're looking at the perfection of the female form here. PRAISE JESUS. THE CHOSEN ONE -- WE HAVE FOUND HER!

No, Goffrey, I never liked Zev.
I'm not into thin-lipped grils with bony shoulders and square bottoms.

Xev has nice, full lips and big sexy green eyes. And her figure is voluptuous, not "athletic."

She's beautiful all right, and those eyes...Jeez.

Well, there's no question but that Melissa is further proof, along with beer, that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

For me, this is sort of like a hormonal "End of History" moment. Further websurfing, grocery counter magazine perusal, beach watching, etc is all pointless. I have seen the Promised Land.

What I would like to know is why Harry or Ace or someone in a position of authority here hasn't updated this post with one of the pictures? Talk about trackbacks!

I'm not into thin-lipped grils with bony shoulders and square bottoms.

Ah, not a metrosexual then, but a swineherd. I stand corrected.

No, blasphemer. You're wrong.
Any push-up bra will create an illusion of good boobage.
Heck, I could wear a Victoria's Secret and...

Dood, seriously, do you think Sara Jessica Parker is Hot or Not?

By your answer, I'll know if you're a human male or a fucktard from another planet.

Feed her! How about all the leftovers in the fridge ala 9 1/2 weeks? Blindfolded, mouth open, and just when she thinks she's getting another strawberry, you slip the kielbasa in there instead. Course, Ace would just teabag her.

There are no "10's." A Ten is perfect and there is nothing, besides God, that is perfect. I agree that she can't be perfect. Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll guarantee there's a guy who tired of putting up with her shit.

Heather Nauert I'll leave to you metrosexuals.

Damn right! She seems skinny and tense. Probably frigid.

If I wanted that, I'd call up my girlfriend from 9th grade.

I'm impressed by how long this comments thread has gotten!

Based on what I've read here. it looks like the comments thread isn't the only thing that has gotten longer.

THE CHOSEN ONE -- WE HAVE FOUND HER!

No, blasphemer. You're wrong. Push-up bras are a wonderful thing, especially for the boobularly-challenged women in the world.

And Geoff, today we have learned you have something against women with cushy parts. Rather, you prefer the boyish type.

I totally agree with Allah that this newsbabe makes your typical starlet look like ten-dollars-a-night trailer trash, but... Six foot three? Seriously?? That sounds like a bit too much of a good thing.

And Geoff, today we have learned you have something against women with cushy parts. Rather, you prefer the boyish type.

I guess that makes me a fucktard from the Planet Hottie.

Actually I admire most types, as long as they're interesting, but lithe women give me the vapors.

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll guarantee there's a guy who tired of putting up with her shit.

And I'll show you a line of a thousand more guys willing to be the next one to put up with her shit.

Sarah Jessica Parker does nothing for me. Never has. I simply do not understand the attraction she seems to gather. I view nothing sexy about her looks or personality

Ultron,

So what? Buy a ladder.

Any push-up bra will create an illusion of good boobage.

Here's a side shot. If that's an illusion, it's a rather grand one.

I don't think there's any disputing that Melissa is one hot croissant. The naysayers among you should take a good look into your cold, black, sexually confused hearts.

Sue, regarding the sandwich comments? That sounds like something a fat girl would say. Say it ain't so!

I bet bbeck eats sandwiches. You wouldn't call her a fat girl. Not to her face. And expect to get away uninjured.

I'm not fat... I'm healthy... uh, curvaceous... er, voluptuous... Rubenesque?

Allah..... thank you.

Bolts. 80% sure. Tragic, really.

U r teh gay!!! If she had a flaw, it would be that she's too tan, and that might be her natural coloration. An eye for symetry is a female trait, seriously, when they orgasm from penetration, it's because the guy's left side is a perfect mirror image of his right side. Real men, on the other hand, yearn without fail for Shannon Dougherty, who is a freaking Picaso portrait of herself. "I'm about to sneeze" nostrils are hot too, makes women look all haughtily orgasmic, like that Logan's Run chick. And the ONLY problem with tall chicks is that they're not into short guys. Have you ever seen a tall chick hit on a dwarf and he's all "Eww, you're too tall, your boobs looming majestically over my head gross me out"? No, because to be dwarfed by an amazon is nearly as hot as to be flanked by a bevy!

bbeck=phat. What did Cary Grant say in NxNW about "...in all the right places"?

In conclusion: Daljit!

Allah, I'd like to point out that I saw her first, well at least around here. I posted her picture on a thread on Free Republic a few weeks ago and all I got was a few "Thou Shalt Not...." bible quotes. Those guys are wound WAY too tight.

Anyway, her best attribute is the fact that they obviously don't have much of a dress code for her. Some of those screen shots look like she just rolled out of bed after a long nite with the Tomster.

Loose fitting halter top, hair all over the place, that "Wow Tom, you were GREAT!" look on her face....

....uh, what were we talking about?

Oh yea. If she did get hired by Fox, how long would it take most guys to realize she was giving the news in French?

I'm thinking at least a few weeks.

Does anybody think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot?

It isn't that she isn't hot, she's downright ugly.

I think the clinical term is "Horseface".

She's a Frech whorrrrrre for pete's sake!
Girls like that are a dime a dozen.

What makes you guys think she's different from her fellow countrymen?

We're talking about a country that substitutes a bath for a few squirts from an ass-fountain. Occasionally.

Sweet Melissa, she ain't.

Screw you guys. That girl is not Hot. She has a narrow face, pointy chin, lifeless eyes, and a can opener for a nose.

I bet she smokes, too.

And farts.

Yes, she farts and blames the dog.

Then she kicks the dog.

This is an evil person, people.
Evil.

How to learn French:
http://no-pasaran.blogspot.com/2004/06/french-101-cours-de-langue-frane.html

Allah (if that is his real name) has lost it. I have no idea why anybody would want to pine over a brittle french teleprompt reader.

I have no idea why anybody would want to pine over a brittle french teleprompt reader.

You insensitive harridan!! The likes of you could never understand The Love That Dares Not Bathe the Babe.

I have no idea why anybody would want to pine over a brittle french teleprompt reader.

Go ahead and laugh you insensitive harridan. You could never understand The Love That Dares Not Bathe the Babe.

Oh, so NOW it decides to post.

Good grief people! Can't we have a simple disagreement over something as subjective as our personal tastes in regards to beauty, without it degenerating into something where we’re just pissing into each other’s cornflakes? Oh, this is the Ace o’ Spades, so of course not – silly me.

Fine.

Anybody who disagrees with anything I say is of course, gay – unless you are gay already, in which case you are in fact straight. As proof of this I give you a bunch of morons going ape-shit over a gal who can only charitably be called an “above average cute T.V. reporter person”. Seriously, you are trying way.too.hard. to prove you’re not gay. And in the case of Megan, too hard to prove you are. Furthermore, if you have any issue whatsoever with my position, you are just like Hitler. No, sorry, worse than Hitler even – you are the equivalent of a million Hitlers. So don’t be like that. Don’t disagree with Enas and be like a million Hitlers, m’kay?

Moving on, I watched Allah’s link, and I noticed she talked out of the right side of her mouth – no doubt because of the twisted nose thing. That was annoying. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone speaking French for any significant length of time. Frankly, that was annoying as hell too, so she gets points deducted for those things too.

Finally, I don’t suppose it has occurred to any of you that since she’s a (Reporter * French) that she’s reliably guaranteed to be 99.9% ultra-liberal squared. Do any of you really think she would spend any significant time with you without “throwing up in her mouth a little”? You find this attractive? Really? Let’s say you actually get your wish, ol’ Murdoch hires her for Fox News and she spews the usual euro-trash ultra-liberal-squared line night after night. How quickly would your opinion of her oh-so-incredible beauty change then?

Enas, you're all right, man. I don't care what anybody says about you. (And by anybody, of course, I mean everybody.)

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Is megan boyo or goyl?

Bart,
Megan is a gal, and from what I've gathered from her posts she's romantically inclined towards those of her own gender. Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

You people should shut the fuck up about my wife.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

Is that phrase trademarked?

Is that phrase trademarked?

Standard part of the AoS lexicon, whenever the subject of same-sex romantic inclinations is broached.

Damnit, DALJIT! The picture on that front page is taken from such an angle that her nose looks about the size of my arm though. I could argue that that's kind of hot, but I'm tired.

For the record, I didn't say anyone WAS gay, I said some people "r teh gay!!!" That's different.

As for the newscaster girl, I was actually giving her bonus ideological points for being a French newscaster, kind of like a handicap. Who is worse, someone who fails to contradict the status-quo they were brought up with, or someone who was raised in the greatest country in history who keeps trying to turn it INTO France?

How about Maria Bartoromo? Just her name thrills me a little. She was on Jeopardy once, and either she's stupid, or maybe just not good at ringing in fast.

Zaftig! That's it.

OK, zaftig chicks are hot, *I* need a picture now. We're talking about how Kate Winslet used to look before THEY got to her, right?

(Used a plural term instead of 'I', it was questionable content)

Anyone that doesen't think the chest tightenng Megyn Kendall is hot is probably gay. She'd be hot with an eye patch! The one dumping on SJP is probably gay, and besides, you wouldn't need a pre-nup. Positing MoDo as attractive suggests you read Salon alone in bookstores on Friday nights.

Right On Dave. Kate Winslet is a turbo hottie, at least before THEY got to her.