But we've got drunken fighting lesbian cheerleaders. Still behind the curve, Eurotrash!

LOL VRWC

"we got beer, hookers and soccer" is not far different from saying

"we got beer, hookers and parcheesi"

I've always said it was the metric system of sports. I mean soccer, of course. I'm not even sure what leagues you join for hookers, beer or violent drunken cheerleading lesbians.

Not even 40,000 hookers can make soccer exciting. Nothing can make soccer exciting.

If the drunken cheerleader lesbians had just bendoing it in the men's room, none of this would have happened.

Whoever did the marketing for soccer in the US was a genius! That is the only possible explanation for the popularity of a sport that is only ever-so-slightly more exciting that watching grass grow.
USA Rugby should have hired that guy.

Lose the soccer, keep the hookers.

Asked what made for a great World Cup, a Swedish fan responded:

"Hoors! T'ousands and t'ousands of hoors! Ya chure, by golly!"

If the drunken cheerleader lesbians had just bendoing it in the men's room, none of this would have happened.

Amen, Steve L.
A-freaking-men.

Apparently they just got fired. I'm looking for the text.

Nothing can make soccer exciting.

I was thinking that cheerleaders might help, but then I visualized what a French cheerleader would look like. 5 pom poms would be just too busy.