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Brian Kohberger agrees to plea deal to avoid death penalty, confesses to murdering all four Idaho college students

The identity of the Idaho firefighter killer has been released: a 20-year-old named Wes Roley

Another blacklisted professor wins big in court [CBD]

Ever Wonder How The Woke Left Can Be So Obviously Hypocritical And Automatically Reject All Opposing Facts? Below are four short 5 minute videos of author Melanie Phillips explaining why. The Disturbing Logic Of The Left.*** The Psychology Behind Why the WOKE Left Can't Win Arguments.*** The Bizarre Union of Woke and Jihad.*** Truth is a Right Wing Concept. [dri]

Sabine Hossenfelder has questions about new paper being spread by the media that there are three time dimensions to match with the three spatial dimensions

Wow, Katie Perry is having a rough couple of years: like her career, her engagement to Orlando Bloom is now over
The Trump Curse strikes again. She went from an apolitical ditz to a Hillary Clinton Crusader in 2016 and her career bottomed out like Hillary Clinton's blood sugar level after a weekend of vodka and self-pity. The Trump Curse even follows you into space, yo. Or at least into the lower upper atmosphere.

On June 27, 2024, the American people finally saw the full extent of Joe Biden's Childhood Stutter.

One year ago, Biden bravely and selflessly re-ignited his Childhood Stutter at a debate so that America could have Trump again as President

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, I Can't Believe It's Not Night Ranger Edition
If you would just be sensible
You'd find me indispensable
I pray deep down to destiny
That it places you with me
Whoa, wanting you here in the sheets
Wandering around incomplete
Waiting so long
I'm pretty sure I've linked this before but it's a banger.

Megyn Kelly runs the tape of CNN's new superstar propaganist Natasha Betrand constantly pushing fake "dossier" stories and even "fantasizing" fictional dreams of what more stories may be coming... and of course she was also the go-to stenographer for Biden's "51 intelligence officers" false planted story

Republican running for Mitch McConnell's seat literally trashes him in new ad

It's the anniversary of the Biden debate debacle.
Biden's senility becomes undeniable.
The Democrats pronounced that he had clearly triumphed in the debate.
How CNN reported Biden's "intense" debate prep before the debate and then after.
Amy Klobuchar predicted victory.
The Washington Examiner looks back at the Night of Great Stuttering.

Ron DeSantis: I'm going to fund my "Alligator Alcatraz" for illegal alien criminals using the money Biden set aside to put illegals up in 5-star hotels

Kari Lake, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you pull a stunt like this, and totally redeem yourself!!!
I think the Democrat is arguing that the political appointees should exercise no control over their rabidly communist VOA employees. This is what they're always arguing -- they stock the bureaucracy with literal communists and then claim that the voters should have no control over these unfirable radicals. Lake offers a for-instance that will appeal to this Democrat of allegedly-suspect bedroom guests.

Senator Rounds invites Trump to "an appreciation event like you've never seen" at the Sturgis Bike Rally
Obviously Trump should go.

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Lalo Schifrin, the composer behind the iconic 'Mission: Impossible' theme and many more film and TV scores, dies at 93.

This post will self-destruct in five seconds.

Chuck Schumer hospitalized after experiencing "lightheadness" while attempting to diagram a Kamala Harris sentence
Wait, it says he was supposedly working out at the gym. Sure, whatev's. Maybe he had a fight with Harry Reid's exercise bands.

Podcast: The surgical strike on Iran, NYC Democrats choose a socialist Jew-hater for mayor, Trump bitch-slaps NATO, the California clown show continues, and more!

Smart Military Blog Practical Advice: How to Stop a Dog Attack in 3 Seconds. [dri]

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Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

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[dri] Sabine Hossenfelder has questions about new paper being spread by the media that there are three time dimensions to match with the three spatial dimensions Wow, Katie Perry is having a rough couple of years: like her career, her engagement to Orlando Bloom is now over The Trump Curse strikes again. She went from an apolitical ditz to a Hillary Clinton Crusader in 2016 and her career bottomed out like Hillary Clinton's blood sugar level after a weekend of vodka and self-pity. The Trump Curse even follows you into space, yo. Or at least into the lower upper atmosphere. On June 27, 2024, the American people finally saw the full extent of Joe Biden's Childhood Stutter. 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The Democrats pronounced that he had clearly triumphed in the debate. How CNN reported Biden's "intense" debate prep before the debate and then after. Amy Klobuchar predicted victory. The Washington Examiner looks back at the Night of Great Stuttering. Ron DeSantis: I'm going to fund my "Alligator Alcatraz" for illegal alien criminals using the money Biden set aside to put illegals up in 5-star hotels Kari Lake, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you pull a stunt like this, and totally redeem yourself!!!** I think the Democrat is arguing that the political appointees should exercise no control over their rabidly communist VOA employees. This is what they're always arguing -- they stock the bureaucracy with literal communists and then claim that the voters should have no control over these unfirable radicals. Lake offers a for-instance that will appeal to this Democrat of allegedly-suspect bedroom guests. 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What Does It Take to Make Soccer Exciting?