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November 07, 2005

What Does It Take to Make Soccer Exciting?

Apparently the answer is 40,000 hookers.

The new German motto: forget election paralysis and a moribund economy, we got beer, hookers and soccer!


posted by Harry Callahan at 09:29 PM
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But we've got drunken fighting lesbian cheerleaders. Still behind the curve, Eurotrash!

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 7, 2005 09:36 PM

LOL VRWC

"we got beer, hookers and soccer" is not far different from saying

"we got beer, hookers and parcheesi"

Posted by: Carl in N.H. on November 7, 2005 09:37 PM

I've always said it was the metric system of sports. I mean soccer, of course. I'm not even sure what leagues you join for hookers, beer or violent drunken cheerleading lesbians.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 8, 2005 12:00 AM

Not even 40,000 hookers can make soccer exciting. Nothing can make soccer exciting.

Posted by: on November 8, 2005 12:21 AM

If the drunken cheerleader lesbians had just bendoing it in the men's room, none of this would have happened.

Posted by: Steve L. on November 8, 2005 08:14 AM

Whoever did the marketing for soccer in the US was a genius! That is the only possible explanation for the popularity of a sport that is only ever-so-slightly more exciting that watching grass grow.
USA Rugby should have hired that guy.

Posted by: J Rob on November 8, 2005 08:31 AM

Lose the soccer, keep the hookers.

Posted by: Goal ! on November 8, 2005 08:48 AM

Asked what made for a great World Cup, a Swedish fan responded:

"Hoors! T'ousands and t'ousands of hoors! Ya chure, by golly!"

Posted by: mojo on November 8, 2005 10:38 AM

If the drunken cheerleader lesbians had just bendoing it in the men's room, none of this would have happened.

Amen, Steve L.
A-freaking-men.

Apparently they just got fired. I'm looking for the text.

Posted by: Zorachus on November 8, 2005 12:10 PM

Nothing can make soccer exciting.

I was thinking that cheerleaders might help, but then I visualized what a French cheerleader would look like. 5 pom poms would be just too busy.

Posted by: scott on November 8, 2005 12:34 PM
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