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November 04, 2005
Al Franken: Racist112 employees over the years and only one of them was black? And I bet he wasn't even a "real black," either, but some sort of step-n-fetchit Simple Sambo like Lieutenant Governor of Maryland Michael Steele. So, really, that's about one quarter of a real black. Meaning that Al Franken's black-hire rate is 1 out of 448, or just above 0.02%. Jesus, I bet the Klan has a better black-outreach program than that. The Klan must hire a few blacks, at least for ringers for its touch-football games against the Aryan Nation. (Oh, wait, it's racist to note that lithe black guys make really fast cornerbacks.) Oh, and here's the kicker: he's suing the author of a book for revealing this. He's not claiming it's false, mind you; he seems to be making some sort of invasion-of-privacy beef. Al Franken Black folks just don't have the "necessities" to serve as his employees. Thanks to Right Wing Howler. Speaking of Cornerbacks... I'm a big fan of football jokes. (Which is weird, because I hate jokes per se. I guess I mean I like football witicisms.) My favorite is about Jerome Bettis: "When you need one yard, he'll get you three. And when you need five yards... he'll get you three." No offense to the Bus, and yeah, I know he breaks it for 12 or 15 every once in a while. But the basics of the joke are true. He's a dependable three yards. But I heard one a couple of weeks ago, after a cornerback let an easy interception go right through his hands. "Well," the color man noted, "like they say, 'If he could catch, he'd be a receiever.'" Great Al Franken Joke: I mean, it's about Al Franken. Al Franken himself has precious few jokes. At some roast, someone said: "Al Franken is to comedy what Albert Einstein... is to comedy." Pretty much sums it up. posted by Ace at 03:49 PM
CommentsHey, come on. Be nice to Al. After the dems lost the election last year, he didn't cry on camera and for that I am truly grateful. Posted by: on November 4, 2005 04:56 PM
Franken is a vile dwarf. Posted by: rk on November 4, 2005 05:06 PM
Al resists hiring blacks 'cause he sees himself (and only himself) as the true Soul Man. Shudder! Posted by: Nickie Goomba on November 4, 2005 05:15 PM
I take umbrage at that roast comment. Actually, Albert Einstein is a pretty funny guy. Posted by: utron on November 4, 2005 05:18 PM
The left believes that black people are for show but only white people can make an organization go. Conservatives believe black people are people. Posted by: Jake on November 4, 2005 07:13 PM
Al Franken is a good man........... He don't beat his negroes. Posted by: sqlserver on November 4, 2005 07:46 PM
Mr Franken don't have no uppity negroes like His negroes know their place. Posted by: sqlserver on November 4, 2005 08:05 PM
I think that Albert Einstein's progeny have a cause of action for slander (or libel). Posted by: Matt on November 4, 2005 08:14 PM
And by the way me and Andy R. are not racist because Posted by: sqlserver on November 4, 2005 08:31 PM
Will AL SHARPTON and JESSIE JACKASSON as well as the NAACP be demanding a appology from freaky franken? will they be demanding he resign? dont expect it since freaky franken is a liberal Posted by: spurwing plover on November 4, 2005 09:05 PM
Actually, Albert Einstein is a pretty funny guy. Actually, I don't find Albert Einstein to be funny at all. You may find a slowly rotting corpse funny, but then there's no accounting for taste. On the other hand though, I will agree that even in his advanced state of decomposition, Einstein is still funnier than Franken. Posted by: kbiel on November 4, 2005 09:29 PM
"Will AL SHARPTON and JESSIE JACKASSON as well as the NAACP be demanding a appology from freaky franken? will they be demanding he resign? dont expect it since freaky franken is a liberal" How clever of you Spurwing to answer your own question. Posted by: JannyMae on November 4, 2005 09:46 PM
As the buck-toothed moron himself would probably say, "You're a big fat lying liar doodyhead!" So there. Posted by: zetetic on November 4, 2005 10:41 PM
I don't think Jesse is too particular about who he shakes down for "contributions" -- he's running a racket not a movement. The race hustling is just for show. Posted by: on November 5, 2005 09:15 AM
If he were alive today ALBERT EINSTEIN would be flunked becuase he got all the answers right Posted by: spurwing plover on November 5, 2005 11:14 PM
Whydya always gotta attack JOOOOOOS like Franken, buddy? Whyncha attack sombody other than JOOOOOOOOOOS, OK? Its always JOOOOOOS, JOOOOOOOOS, JOOOOOOOOOOS with you guys. Ain't there any shiksas in that book you could trash? Any shgotzim? Any goyim at all? Any Amalekites? Any Canaanites? Any shvartzes? Just JOOOOOOOS like Franken? Thats all you got in that book, JOOOOOOOS? Well, I think you are A JOOOOOOO-hater -- an anti-semite, that's what you are. Posted by: Big Bill on November 6, 2005 10:53 PM
Oh, and here's the kicker: he's suing the author of a book for revealing this. He's not claiming it's false, mind you; he seems to be making some sort of invasion-of-privacy beef. Where does Franken think he is, England? And who does he think he is, George Galloway? Posted by: Tongueboy on November 7, 2005 09:35 AM
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