Yup, that is a great point.

Why didn't *I* think of that?

Oh. Wait, never mind. Your post works now.

Whew.

Excuse me, Ace, but how do you know what Goldstein's naked painted testicles look like?

And if Jeff's resemble Spidyman, which cartoon character do your naked painted testicles resemble, Ace? Come on – cough up.

And last but not least, pictures, please. :)

Yeah, what's the deal with the whole "Naked Testicle Spiderman" thing? Did I miss a memo?

Wasn't it the mayor of Vienna (forget his name; the mayor in the 1930's, as Naziism rose in power) who said, "I decide who the Jews are?"

I thought Herman Goring said that.

Sean, it's in this great post, which is great not because of Spidey's testicles, but because of Bbeck's wonderful, magical rack.

We all love Bbeck here. Some of us just more than others, especially after you get a few mojitos in the frisky redhead.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

yeah yeah, Bbeck. What about the chick in the peace through hot chicks in Tshirts with bombers girl in the blogad?

Yeah, what's the deal with the whole "Naked Testicle Spiderman" thing? Did I miss a memo?

It's the newest cool meme on Ace's site. Kind of like "the guys get shirts", only with a naked paunchy guy who painted his body to look like Spiderman. In a fit of exquisite cruelty, Ace posted this filth along with the luminous bbeck modeling Ace's (now sadly defunct) t-shirt.

I guess it's all part of the AoS cult. Ace giveth, Ace taketh away: all glory be unto Ace.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was the Mayor of Vienna. And I think he said it in the 1890's, not the 1930's.

I think his first name is Kurt, but I'm not sure if I'm thinking that just because the only Austrian politician I can think of is Kurt Waldheim.

Ace, you're thinking of Kurt Lueger. Hitler didn't like his social, cosmopolitan ways, but he did approve of Lueger's anti-semitism. But Goering said it too, in some context that escapes me just now as I sit here, like Captain Queeg, juggling hairy man-balls in my hand and muttering incoherently out of the window at my dirty Malasian whore of a neighborhood watch block mom.

muttering incoherently out of the window at my dirty Malasian whore of a neighborhood watch block mom.

She wouldn't happen to have a sister who is a pirate hooker, would she?

While, we are making the Supreme Court "look like America" why don't we mandate it be 5 to 4 in favor of conservatives since we have won all the recent elections?

Or is that going a little too far? I mean we don't really want it to look like America per se unless by America we mean Paul Krugman, Jesse Jackson and the man-hater Maureen Dowd.

Speaking of racism, I think the cover of Michele Malkin's new book where she prints the nasty email with names and addresses she receives is great. Kick their asses, Malkin!

He uses the words "apotheosis" and "ontological," which tells me he's so angry he's been reduced to using made-up, hobo-gibberish pretend-words

I determine who is a Jew.

Karl Lueger, mayor of Vienna

And Sortelli made fun of me for trying to use my hair rays to keep testicles from becoming any more unruly then they already are, when I was just trying to help. Take that, Sortelli! Bzzzz.

You guys keep pushing, and somebody'll repost the Naked Testicle Spiderman picture. Do you want that? Do you?

No.

She wouldn't happen to have a sister who is a pirate hooker, would she?

Hey, I'm into one-eyed, one legged Romanian Gypsy midgets. She doesn't have one of those by chance??

Hey, I'm into one-eyed, one legged Romanian Gypsy midgets.

I don't think Ace wants you dating his sister.