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November 01, 2005

The Pressure Gets to Mr. Crab

Imagine: 6000’ under water, a robotic saw slices a 3mm wide slit in a surface pressure pipe.

Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a video of something wandering near that slit, say… an unsuspecting Mr. Crab just out on his daily constitutional?

Well, here you go. (loads automatically)

(Via Kottke.)


posted by Dr. Reo Symes at 03:32 PM
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Too bad it's on port 8090. Work firewall blocks anything up that high

Posted by: Jeff on November 1, 2005 04:02 PM

Damn that sucks...couldn't resist. But honestly, isn't this what the internet was created for? e-commerce my ass. Give me video of crabs getting violently snapped in half and sucked into an industrial pipe any day of the week.

I love America.

Posted by: JackStraw on November 1, 2005 04:20 PM

Jeff: It's exactly what your mind is imagining. And yes, outside of porn, this is precisely what the internet is for. Stupid, devoid of merit, but seeing it scratched a deep itch I never knew I even had.

Posted by: Reo Symes on November 1, 2005 04:29 PM

As crabs to wanton robotic pipecutters, we are to the gods;
They have us snapped in half and sucked into underwater pipes for sport.
And post the videos on the internet.

Posted by: meep on November 1, 2005 05:07 PM

After trying to post a comment at least 10 times, I gave up. What's with this comments crisis?

Posted by: on November 1, 2005 05:10 PM

"What's with this comments crisis?"

QUAGMIRE! It's a QUAGMIRE!

Posted by: Squirrel on November 1, 2005 05:11 PM

An oldie but goodie.

Posted by: Iblis on November 1, 2005 06:10 PM

Not only was that crab sucked into the cut, but he got sawed a little first. You can see a piece of shell left next to the saw after he's gone.

I bet the crab was investigating the noise from the saw. This must happen all the time...

Posted by: jic on November 1, 2005 06:30 PM

Didn't even have time to grab the Old Bay and vinegar.

Posted by: Rob@L&R on November 1, 2005 06:42 PM

Do crabs have ears?

If so, are they that curious?

Posted by: TomB on November 1, 2005 07:44 PM

Reminds me of a dinner I enjoyed with a former associate, on a business trip.

He didn't leave any meat in those claws either, but it took him longer.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 1, 2005 10:15 PM

I really thought that cutting a pipe with that much of a presure gradient was asking for disaster. Just as the crab was shredded through the 1/10 inch slit other nasty consequences could have ensued.

Deep sea explorers like those who visit the Titanic know that a crack means that the water pouring in will slice through human flesh like a hot knife through butter. Of course, right after that they'll get squished to jelly.

Posted by: jmchez on November 1, 2005 11:24 PM

That's Mr. Krabs to you and you just know Spongebob is gonna need a leather couch and a fistful of Valium after seeing this.

Posted by: Tongueboy on November 2, 2005 08:59 AM

So that scene from Alien Resurrection was realistic.

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