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« John Roberts Calls "Sloppy-Seconds" Remark A "Poor Choice of Words" | Main | Borking Alito »
October 31, 2005

Judge Alito's Family

Okay, I'm sure everyone's already seen this, but just in case.

20051031_p103105pm-0080ajpg-717v.jpg

I've heard of a picture's eyes following you around a room, but a hand?

The poor son is doing all he can to keep from slapping the "mouse" russling the back of his hair.


posted by Ace at 05:15 PM
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Damn thats freaky. Sorta like art imitating life.

Posted by: JackStraw on October 31, 2005 05:18 PM

As I have said in another thread, Alito's daughter
is smokin' hot!!! Check out those pins she's riding on!!!

Posted by: Radical Centrist on October 31, 2005 05:28 PM

The boy is also having a tough time with the 'mousse' that the 'mouse' keeps spitting into his hair...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on October 31, 2005 05:31 PM

"Camera's capture that awkward moment when CBS' John Roberts asked the Alito's son what it felt like to 'have assumed the Lewinski position'."

Posted by: Jack M. on October 31, 2005 05:34 PM

Looks like the daughter isn't pleased with the former President's familiarity.

Posted by: D. Carter on October 31, 2005 05:40 PM

Was Bill ever that thin while in office?

Posted by: Bart on October 31, 2005 05:54 PM

Damn, that made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Dayna on October 31, 2005 06:02 PM

Gripping pic.

The ghost of Bubba still roams the White House.

Posted by: Joe Mama on October 31, 2005 06:07 PM

That's my last President painted on the wall,
Looking as if he were alive. I call
That piece a wonder, now; Fra Simmie's hands
Worked busily a day, and there he stands.
Will't please you sit and look at him? I said
"Fra Simmie" by design, for never read
Strangers like you that pictured countenance,
That depth and passion of its earnest glance, or that creepy hand that keeps reaching out for the interns.


Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 31, 2005 06:22 PM

Must be Bubba's Dorian Grey proxy. Nah, it'd be looking like Wet Ted by now.

Posted by: Tom M on October 31, 2005 06:28 PM

Couldn't they have picked a better place for a picture than in front of Slick Willy? For cryin' out loud, the picture Clinton looks like he's just waiting to cop feels willy-nilly. No pun intended.

Posted by: Maranna on October 31, 2005 06:29 PM

What? no hat tip?! Bastard! Last time I sleep with you (until next time)

Posted by: JFH on October 31, 2005 06:59 PM

Wow, that daughter is smokin' hot.

Good pick, W.

Posted by: Sean on October 31, 2005 07:28 PM

Thanks a lot, Dave in Texas. Now everyone at work is looking at me.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 31, 2005 07:52 PM

They just don't appreciate Browning like you do Pixy.

The philistines.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 31, 2005 07:56 PM

Um, I thought the poetry contest was over.

(fine work anyway, DiT)

Posted by: kelly on October 31, 2005 08:36 PM

kelly, I don't know why I'm acting this way. I don't do this for a living.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 31, 2005 08:57 PM

I just wonder if Bill is jingling his change or playing a little pocket pool with the other hand.

Posted by: bullwinkle on October 31, 2005 10:17 PM

Um, I thought the poetry contest was over.

There was a poetry contest? Who won?

Posted by: VRWC Agent on October 31, 2005 10:48 PM

photoshopped HERE

Posted by: dave f on November 1, 2005 06:36 AM

Any big picture of bill clinton in the background would make anyone nervous and it would give you the creeps

Posted by: spurwing plover on November 1, 2005 08:54 AM

Will Alito's daughter attend the hearings? Will that get a 'yes' vote out of Kennedy?

Posted by: El on November 1, 2005 09:15 AM

I'll vote to....er, confirm the daughter. Yeah, that's the word.

Posted by: Tennessee Budd on November 1, 2005 10:52 AM

She's got the jib of an intern. And he got a purdy mouf.

Posted by: Karl Maher on November 1, 2005 11:56 AM

Wow, Alito's son is beautiful. I'm filled with loin-ache at such gobsmacking gorgeousness.

Posted by: Not Sully on November 1, 2005 12:06 PM

tap tap, i call alito's daughter. she's hot.

Posted by: bloodparasites on November 1, 2005 12:24 PM

Kinda reminds me of another funny picture:


http://www.garlicandgrass.org/issue6/images/Bush_withbook.jpg

Posted by: X. on November 1, 2005 05:13 PM
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