You seem to be overly concerned with testicles these days. What gives?

My balls are unruly. I'm always monitoring them for insubordination.

Well, maybe the little fellas' need a good working out by something other than your own hand. :)

Just based on my family the report is wrong or my family is very unique. I have 70 cousins.; none of who had any birth defects or have any deformities. All "normal". My grandfather lost several jobs in the 1920's because of drinking. Have several aunts and uncles that some would say are heavy drinkers. Again all had large families and all healthy. BTW grandparents all lived into their 80's including the aforemention who smoked 3 packs of cigs a day from 1910 to 1985. Before that only a few dozen role your own.
The second hand smoke did not harm my father or his brother and sisters BTW His oldest sister is 90 and still orneyr as the Devis.
Bunk!

MACDUFF:

What three things does drink especially provoke?

PORTER:

Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

Definitely increases pregnancy. I am absolutely certain that daughter number two is a direct result of far too many Gingerbread Man shooters. It must be the Goldschlagger.

Dosen't fat produce estrogen or something? Have you ever seen a hung guy with jugs?

If alcohol tends to increase the odds of pregnancy for men, that would definitely be a surprise!

Well, maybe the little fellas' need a good working out by something other than your own hand. :)

It's rude to come on to our host like that. Just offer him money like the rest of us do.

Have you ever seen a hung guy with jugs?

Ron Jeremy surely counts.

Ace, just for the record, can I get a shout out?

It doesn't even give me traffic anymore, this is now just about pride.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Dave,

The link leads to your site, dummy.

My link, I mean. It doesn't go to the Reuters article. It goes to Garfield Ridge.

Okay. *I* am an idiot. I clicked the wrong link.

It was late, I was drunk, there was a terrible flood, locusts, it wasn't my fault, I swear to God.

All apologies, Ace. I appreciate the link very much.

Thanks,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

All I can say is, hasn't worked for me.