Um, thanks for the incredibly disturbing imagery Ace.

I'm out spending your "bandwidth donations" on Siamese-twin whores named "Yin" and "Yang" who, yes!, do in fact share a single set of genitals

See, this is the Straussian ideal of economics in action. My need (an forum upon which to vent my various whimsies and frustrations) can be met by meeting Ace's need (unsatisfying coitus with cheap floozies (who may or may not be conjoined)).

*Sniff*. I get misty when I see real-world affirmation of market capitalism.

Did you know that in Brazil, you can apparently be sued for failing to satisfy a woman?

I've got the story linked on my blog. Anyone who attempts to live the Ace of Spades lifestyle in Rio may want to be aware of the risks.

Thanks to Allah who frequently linked to Ace's blog a year or so ago.

Congrats, Ace. You reached 3 million faster by NOT blogging than the rest of us in the trenches did by writing the stories you linked.

A true mark of greatness, that.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

"Did you know that in Brazil, you can apparently be sued for failing to satisfy a woman?"

Uhhh. . . yeah?

In the immortal words of Mayor Barry, the bitch set me up.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

MY thanks to Allah, who steered me here. My post above may have come across as denigrating, as in, "You wouldn't be shit without Allah linking to you" which is not what I meant.

Hey, at least he's honest about where the donations go, unlike some bloggers out there. And I applaud him for it!

LOL. Dave, you only knew that because I dedicated the post to you out of concern for your potential exposure to legal liability.

I'm good like that.

As one of your loyal minions, I applaud your frequent use of the "Reload" button. How else do you explain 3 million?

But then I read:

Siamese-twin whores named "Yin" and "Yang" who, yes!, do in fact share a single set of genitals.

It's great... now I can fail to satisfy two women in the time it used to take me to fail to satisfy one. Money well spent, and I thank all of you -- donors and readers, because readers keep me in that crazy blog-ad money -- for making this dream come true.

And it all makes sense. Yet another reason why you are a frequent guest on my “I Wish I Had Written That” posts.

Here's hoping you find the crazy blog money one day.

Stupid blockquote tag......grrrrr....

Sorry Ace, you know what I meant.

Piss off Ace. The only reason I keep coming here is because you have given me some sort of virtual, mental rash and I can't quit scratching it.

I need someone to open my skull and pour calamine on my atrophied brain please.

Thank Den Beste too.

Blow me.

Whoops. Sorry, Hoke. I forgot all the guest bloggers that spelled me. I'll correct that oversight.

Personally, I just keep coming back in the hopes of a Johnny Coldcuts sighting.

Best. Blog. Character. Ever.

Awwww. . . I'm about to go all Sally Field on ya Ace.

I won't congratulate you until I'm one of the lucky few asked to guest post. Where else will you find the genuine British, er, wit?

I wonder where Ace places himself on this:

http://acepilots.com/mt/2005/10/21/whos-your-daddy/

(I'm thinking that he's somewhere under Allahpundit, who is under LGF.)

No, remember he's the sick bastard child of O-Chub.

This site would be nothing without me to occasionally correct your spelling errors, and get all weepy and femmy during insult thread.

A fucking trainwreck, is what it would be.

I demand a thank you by tomorrow morning at the latest.

I'm warning you. I might openly cry if you don't.

Fuck you, Jeff B.

The only reason people visit this site is because they are hoping for another one of my trenchant Batman quotes.

You don't need to publicly thank me, Ace. We both know I am the one who made 3 million unique hits possible. You're welcome.

Michael, why must you be so cruel?

This has got to stop. Lord knows I'm not easily offended, but you go too far.

Thanks for the mention, but I've never actually guest-blogged on this site. Sure, I've given you lots of tips, but guest blogging? Nope.

I can't blame ace for turning me down. My audition didn't go all that well, but you have no idea how hard it is to write with Ace looking over your shoulder, screaming about "integrity" and "loose shit."

When I wasn't able to bring the funny, Ace slapped me around and called me a 'nancy boy,' then bounced a basketball off my head.

BTW - if this is posted more than once, I apologize. I got all sorts of server errors and such when trying to post it.

Congrats Ace!

I'd just like to {{subliminal message}}Link to Diggers Realm{{/subliminal message}} take the time to say how good your site is. You are really good at humor and {{subliminal message}}Link to Diggers Realm{{/subliminal message}} hope that with all the links I've posted to your site in the past, that you would consider maybe tossing my crappy little site a link once in awhile {{subliminal message}}Link to Diggers Realm{{/subliminal message}}. Here's looking at 5 million {{subliminal message}}Link to Diggers Realm{{/subliminal message}} visitors for the Ace of Spades!!!

P.S. here's looking at you eventually getting a submit button on the preview comment page! {{subl........ ahh never mind.