I may puke.

I never really minded Madonna in the past. I didn't like her music much, but in general I have fond associations with 80's music in general. So, you know, whatever. But then I saw the movie "Truth or Dare". I will never forgive Madonna for that. What a friggin' self-absorbed whiny idiot. Yuck! I cannot stand Madonna.

If I'm going to upbraided, at least let me be upbraided by someone who can speak with an actual English accent!

Interesting, her observation that we are all enslaved by the material world.
If 'interesting' means 'loony and detached.'

Rightwingsparkle: I already puked.

Madonna is irrelevant.

Hah, I never liked her or her music, but then I've always been a FANTASTIC judge of talent and character.

Um, I could be mistaken, but doesn't Andrew Sullivan also think that most priests are gay?

Madonna of all people lecturing on the value of virtue.

I wasn't allowed to go to a Madonna concert in High School - I had those parents that actually paid attention to what I did.

How ironic that Madonna has basically become my parents.....

I remember what those nude pictures of Madonna surfaced back in the 80's. It was the event of my high school year. Boy, I can hardly express the disappointment when we finally saw them. She has an okay bod (not a natural blonde based on the pix I saw, but hey, maybe she dies it), but still...nothing too earth-shaking. Plus, you coulda knitted a sweater from that pelt she was carrying around, knowwhatimean?

Anyway...just thought I'd share. Yes, she is an idiot; but I never had her in my "Top Ten Geniuses Of All Time" list to begin with.

She just confirms the Female Singer’s Hypothesis-when your voice goes you have to get naked or say something really stupid. Or the public will forget your name.

Madonna lives and breathes the Female Singer’s Hypothesis.

This is comming from someone who once did a miusic vudeo surrounded by burning crosses

I think Madonna is great at writing/singing ballads and mid-tempo dance stuff, but it's hard to wade through the rest of her crap to get to the good stuff.

I like Rain, Bad Girl, I'll Remember You, Like A Prayer, Don't Stop, Secret and some other stuff that never gets played (hopefully- I'm burned out on the stuff I hear on the radio).

She's just pissed off at the priests because they refused to install MadonnaKabalaWater™ dispensers in their churches.

She just confirms the Female Singer?s Hypothesis-when your voice goes you have to get naked or say something really stupid. Or the public will forget your name.

And she's done both.

Madon-WHO?

I'm pretty sure Sullivan thinks most priests are gay too. And, of course, thinks they should come out en masse.

thinks they should come out en masse.

Oh, that was so cute. You get the Pun Of The Week Award.

I was down in dc for the million more movment! This was the greatest time of my life!

Im gonna kick EVERY white ass I see! We WILL take you down!

Someday soon ill lead a black revolutin like my hero the great robert mugabee! we will destroy all the rich white shits and seeze there property AND GIVE IT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE!

I hate whites even thouogh i am. Since the blacks have been so systimaticaly opressed, they cannot lead, thats where i come in. they need a leader and I will lead the righteous blacks in there total war of libiration and anialation!

what a great day! Million more movement and Hillary told Ellen (second only to Rosie for my tv heroes) she WILL seize power in 08!

We know who Michael Jackson visited over the weekend.

Hmmm... didn't a skanky whore named " Madonna" release a picture book...err...art book, called "Sex", which included a photograph of her daintily using one finger to part her labia while demurely sucking on another finger. I believe the book sold rather well. I must be thinking of another "Madonna".

Mama always said that if I don't have anything nice to say just don't say anything at all. Well, fuck mama and fuck that corporate and all around whore Madonna too!

Well, most priests are gay. That's why they went into the priesthood--they were already gay. It's not like I turned Father Murphy into something he wasn't already. And why should I feel guilty about it? I didn't even enjoy it.

Oh, the new bike you say? Hey, I earned that bike.

Zippy,
I'm with you. And let me say how pleased I am that under the leadership of Hillary, Rosie, and you people will be relieved of the oppressive demands of productivity, personal responsibility, and proper spelling.

I'm sure Hillary agrees with you 100%. Lord knows there are no rich white people on her list of donors.

And if you want to hang with Mugabe and his crew, I'm sure the contributors to this blog will join me in buying you a ticket to go see him. He's still running things old-school. If you're part of the wrong crowd there, you and your family end up dead, not just standing in Times Square with Danny Glover looking for a cab.

Maybe someday you and others like you will wake up and realize that this culture you hate so much has done more to increase liberty, scientific knowledge, and peace than any other. Even America's sad period of slavery ended well before most other countries'.

The saddest part is that family, friends, and strangers have done a lot to give you freedom and a warm house where you have food, clothing, and internet access. In gratitude, you have nothing but disdain for their sacrifice.

It was bad enough when she got fake boobs and had fake lesbian affairs and began speaking with a fake British accent, but when she became a fake Jew she went entirely too far. Hey Maddie, GET REAL. For a change.

Madonna is irrelevant.

That make her the immaterial girl.

Zorachus, don't bother with Dippy. He's obviously too stupid to be dangerous and isn't worth another thought or keystroke.

Well said though.

Drink is the curse of our society! Temperance! Renounce the evils of liquor.

Re: Zippy

That was supposed to be SERIOUS?

What the hell is a fungo bat?

Golden Boy:

A fungo bat is a device invented to give batting coaches something to lean on lest they fall down. It serves the same function on a baseball field as a top hat and cane does while at the opera.

Oh, and it is sometimes used to hit high looping fly balls -- sometimes called fungoes -- to the fielders during practice.

Compos,
Thanks for the compliment. I was this close to forgetting it altogether for the reasons you gave, but I just needed to vent.

VRWC - Not sure. I read it last night after having had several beers and thuoght not. This morning, I was in a different mood and didn't see it the same way.

CM: Could be another case for the virtue of beer. Or another virtue of a case of beer. Or whatever.

Definitely proof that moonbat parody is a dangerous business.

In re-looking at Zippy's post, I have to wonder if it's a joke as well. I had a real head of steam in me this morning and that gave me a nice outlet. I think it's safe to say that if Zippy's for real, my post didn't change her mind a bit.

On a postive note, if it turns out to be a parody, I think we can close the polls for the "loose sh1t" award for the week.

I hate whites even thouogh i am. Since the blacks have been so systimaticaly opressed, they cannot lead, thats where i come in. they need a leader and I will lead the righteous blacks in there total war of libiration and anialation!

I mean, c'mon. Forget the typos. Could a guy that wasted even find the keyboard? I'm just sayin'.

MONTY, I agree that is was large and furry but it was not a pelt. It was definitely a bear that attacked her crotch and would not let go.

ZIPPY, I unnerstan xactly what you be saying. I grew up white and poor in the South and Iknowwhutyoumean! They jes need a white leader to guide them to the promise land. Louis Farrakuhn is almost white and he might jes be de man.

RCL, here in the backwater blog of ACE we are not well-schooled in female anatomy...or spelling. This is just a suggestion and not a hard criticism. Most of us are not aware exactly what a 'labia' is. We suspect what it is, we are not sure. We do not use words we are not sure of. The unrefined among us just use the all-inclusive noun "pussy".

May the Great Allah (puke) smite the infidel with fast food!

Maddoga should know. She has a front row seat in Hell.
She calls the world ''the Beast''. Obviously a Hillary supporter.

Any man in a dark room who spurns her ''must'' be gay....can't be just a priest hearing confessions.
How do we know that she's NOT Andrew Sullivan?
Have you ever seen the two of them together...?