I thought the ditties-titties post was FUNNY!

But times aren't so funny. Try serious for a while?

Judith Miller taking the 5th?
Bush drinking a fifth?
Frist waiting for SEC number 2 (ethics)
Conspiracy and perjury charges
Other evidence of crony appts
DeLay's troubles
A plan for Iraq?

Lots more. Go get 'em, tiger.

Ace, you've resorted to running re-runs on your blog? What's next, the Best of Ace oh! Spades while you're on sebatical?

You know what to do when things get rough. That's right. You go back old faithful -- shitting on moonbats. The Bats are always saying and doing zany shit.

Just pick a Bat, any Bat, and let da funny commence.

Howard "Hide the Salami" Dean is a good place to start. Or we could laugh at the moonbats who think we are concerned for Tom Delay.

They'll be ramping up the reminders on how bad things are this week to deflect the historic milestone of a new Iraqi constitution.

In fact, I predict our resident boob will chime in and
direct us to irrelevant links in order to bore us to death with moonbattery.

You want a moonbat? I just had a doozy on my blog. Here she is: (aren't they just so sweet??!!!)

"Hmm I suppose you can't afford one heh? What happened to your face by the way? You need to get that fixed before you open your mouth about anyone else leather face. You are Pro-life? I hope you or your young daughter gets raped then we will see how you feel then. Catholic? Please? You don't believe in birth control. You people would have as living in nothing but squalor and poverty. I don't why people as dumb as you have to live. I hope that you are a heavy smoker."

...and a plague upon your house!
Moonbat liberals, making the world a better place, one step at a time.

Now there's an obvious, clear example that some on the Left would be perfectly happy with a dictatorship as long as the dictator espoused their beliefs and ideology. That person would actually cast a vote for a candidate that promised to eradicate their political opponents -- all to further the cause of equality ann justice, of course.

I was in Italy a few years ago with a rather large group of Americans, and everyone was impressed with how attractive the Italian people are. One of our group was born in Italy and explained it thus:
Every generation or so, there is a big multinational conflict, and the nations that are at war conscript their best physical specimens to go off to fight, where they get slaughtered in significant numbers. The ones left at home to propogate the race are the males who were not good enough physical specimens to join the military, so you end up with subsequent generations who are less attractive and fit. The military conscription template is the same with the Italians, but as soon as the shooting starts they throw up their hands and surrender, sit out the war as prisoners, then these top physical specimens return home to propgate the race.

Yeah, Bill, that sounds plausible. But who makes the pizzas?