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October 09, 2005

New Orleans Cops Stole Cadillacs To Desert Their Posts

Like Mary Landrieu said, Mayor Nagin has trouble getting his people to not steal cars on sunny days, so there you go.

Thanks to Craig.


posted by Ace at 11:24 PM
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Ace,

Bush hates Black-People.

I read that.

And BTW, Katrina was caused by Global Warming.

It's true.

I read that, too.

And Global Warming is Bush's fault.

Also true.

10,000 people died in Katrina.

Read that.

All true.

I question the timing of the Cadillac story.

Very RovEvil, if you ask me.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: MeTooThen on October 9, 2005 11:31 PM

This is obviously Michael Brown's fault. Michelle Malkin told me. And if you disagree with her, "puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze..."

Posted by: Charles on October 9, 2005 11:37 PM

Will Olbermann do an investigation on this like he does whenever Bush belches inappropriately?

But, it turns out that Nagin is a "hero" to MSM for cutting and running, yet Bloomberg deserves to be arrested for actually trying to protect NYC. Go figure.

Posted by: eddiebear on October 9, 2005 11:54 PM

On the other hand, I see these thefts as a very positive thing.

Suppose they had raided the Yugo dealership?

Then we would be forced to make certain unflattering assumptions about their intelligence.

This speaks well for the intelligence part of the NOPD screening process. They did get something right.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on October 10, 2005 12:00 AM

"Cadillac - Break Free"

cue Led Zeppellin

ahhhh -AHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 10, 2005 10:26 AM

I don't blame them for stealing the Caddies. What else do you expect them to drive to Houston in to see the Saints play?

Posted by: Bart on October 10, 2005 03:35 PM

Let's see...on duty police officers in NO... who have stayed and faithfully served...have been caught on tape... subduing an apparently intoxicated 64 year old fart....and are arrested for battery... while doing their job (maybe too vigorously for some). Now...we have the "First Responders of WalMart" fresh back from a mini-vacation in Las Vegas...facing what?....a promotion?...A "Letter of Appreciation" from Ray Nagin?! In defense of the NOPD officers who took the Cadillac's, I must say it could have been an Arkansas program reactivated by Senator Mary Landreau. When Bill Clinton was Governor the Arkansas State Troopers knew the program as "Cadillac's for Cops".
I can't imagine why morale in the NOPD is so low.

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