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October 06, 2005
"Miss Havisham Democrats"It's funny-- it's funny and it's true. Not if they carry folks I've taken to calling Miss Havisham Democrats. Many of us remember Charles Dickens' Great Expectations and the eccentric dowager whose bizarre manipulations drive the novel's narrative. Too grotesque to be believable even to our youthful imaginations, Miss Havisham remains stuck in the humiliating moment when she was left at the altar. She wears a moth-eaten wedding dress and only one shoe, because she had yet to put the other on when she first learned of her jilting. Heartbroken and embittered, she lives in a decaying mansion, having stopped all the clocks to reflect the moment of her abandonment. I knew that reading the Cliff's Notes for Great Expectations would pay off for me one day. I guess it's High School Classics here at AoSHQ. Time to start working on The Red-State Badge of Courage. Related: Party analysts urge Democrats to give up "election myths." The said the current "myths" are: posted by Ace at 02:47 PM
Comments"...a questionable concept with the Hispanic vote increasingly up for grabs." uhh, they probably shouldn't take the "Black bloc" for granted anymore, either... Young black voters are supposedly moving to "independent"... Posted by: Rob on October 6, 2005 03:43 PM
I don't think the consultants are going to convince Miss Havisham she has a problem. Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 6, 2005 03:46 PM
That list of Democrat election myths is woefully incomplete. Here are a few more: - Al Gore won Florida - John Kerry won Ohio - Griping in 2005 about Florida and Ohio will somehow change the past or affect the future - It's okay for a Democrat governor in Washington state to cheat, because we know the Republicans would have done it, if they had the chance - It's okay to exchange crack for votes - It's okay to shoot at Republican Party headquarters in order to get Dems elected - It's okay to slash the tires of a Republican "get out the vote" van - Using terms like "right to marry" instead of "gay marriage" will fool the yokels into voting for you - Regardless of the outcome of elections, Democrats deserve a wishy-washy coin-flipper in Sandra Day O'Connor's seat, because everyone knows John Kerry would have nominated a moderate - Elections are okay for white people, but Arabs prefer brutal totalitarianism. It's part of the culture gap that redneck conservatives wouldn't understand Posted by: Sobek on October 6, 2005 04:23 PM
And remember in BLEAK HOUSE how MR KROOK went up in a puff of smoke POOF he was nothing Posted by: spurwing plover on October 6, 2005 04:23 PM
I have a couple of other myths the Democrats need to unlearn: 1. Bush stole the 2000 election away from Al Gore. 2. Bush managed to steal the 2004 election, also. Myth 1 is a lot more persistent than myth 2... Posted by: OregonMuse on October 6, 2005 04:27 PM
The belief Democrats can succeed politically if they simply learn to talk more effectively about their positions. When? Immediately following the 2004 election, the morons in the DNC, DLC, etc., announced their plan to make the public aware that the Democrats were the real "Moral Values" party (they announced this many times publicly, as if they were sure people would praise them for trying to come up with a "plan" to capture the whole "moral values" demographic). They would do it soon, they just needed to come up with a strategy - you know, some way to verbalize it, like, uh, maybe, uh, let's see..."Oh, I know! We could say that now wanting people to be poor is a moral value." It's been almost a year since they began working on this, and what does Howard Dean say on Hardball yesterday? No, not what he said about "Hiding the salami"! He said,"We need to talk about the moral values of making sure that kids don‘t go to bed hungry or cold at night." I guess they never really got that message hammered out. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on October 6, 2005 05:30 PM
"Iraq is a quagmire" Michael Yon's latest dispatch(Soldiers, Spies, and Sheep) indicates otherwise. The dems are stuck on 8 months ago. The dominos are falling like crazy now. That idiot Friedman at the NYT is writing positive stuff now in his latest column. All he had to whine about in the last paragraph was that Bush said it would be easier than it is. Posted by: Purple Avenger on October 6, 2005 05:33 PM
Point one on the myth list is a good lesson too for those republicans who are throwing a fit because Bush didn't nominate a known right-wing gunslinger for SCOTUS. "Rallying the base" is demo-speak for "let's be so partisan that no one outside of the progressive anti-war movemenet will vote for us." It works both ways guys. Staying in power means walking a thin line between appeasing the rabid true believers and convincing the great undecided center that you aren't going to push the big red button durring a mood swing. Rigth now, the left is doing a very good job of convincing the center that they can't govern and have no reasonable ideas to counter the neocons. The republican "base" needs to shut the fuck up and continue to let the left hang themselves. Bush is the best thing to come along since Reagan. He doesn't have to win any more elections either, but there are a lot of senators and congressmen and a future republican presidential candidate who badly need Bush to not alienate the center with a lot of hardball conservatism. Posted by: Scot on October 6, 2005 07:40 PM
Scot, you're probably going to get flamed, but you are definitely speaking truth to power here. I feel dirty just typing that phrase. Posted by: Knemon on October 6, 2005 07:45 PM
Give up the narrative that Bush stole the 2000 AND 2004 elections? Give up their illusion that "Everyone would agree with us if only they weren't so stupid and deceived by Karl Rove and Fox"? Start taking national security more seriously? These messages will not go over well with Democrats. Not one little bit. Mainly because they're smart, insightful, and correct. Posted by: Moonbat_One on October 6, 2005 07:54 PM
The startegies and advice offered, that is. Not Democrats. Posted by: Moonbat_One on October 6, 2005 07:56 PM
I agree with scot and knemon. I am not wild about the nomination of Miers, but it's not the end of the world either. Let's not play monkey see monkey do with the dums as they shrivel, wither and die most tragicomically. Yes, have an opinion. Yes, post it and vent a bit if you feel the need. But please don't do the gobsmacking heartache routine - we're better than that. We're better than them!! Carry on. Posted by: doc on October 6, 2005 08:49 PM
Scot isn't speaking truth to power so much as he is speaking truth about power. I've said much the same thing. A conservative with those great legal writings that would comfort evryone on the right is not going to get through the Senate without a fight. There would be a filibuster and the GOP cannot break one. Bush would end up losing that fight and the Dems would then do that to every thing he proposed over the next three years. What a wonderful vision that would be, utter gridlock in the Senate and the Dems claiming that they are merely trying to prevent the known extremist Bush from pushing his extremist agenda that is clearly out of step with the mood of the country. Yeah, let's have that fight! I want to lose gloriously in one shining Banzai charge of rage! I want to have all of this broadcast nightly so that the spin can go out that democrats are thoughtful pragmatists trying to protect the Republic from the depraved conservative hosts of Bushzilla the Hun. I'm sure the GOP Senators would want that. (Not that such a scenario doesn't happen, but do we need more of it?) Posted by: Mikey on October 7, 2005 09:02 AM
And as it began in another CHARLES DICKENS book MARLEY WAS DEAD TO BEGIN WITH Posted by: spurwing plover on October 10, 2005 09:56 PM
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Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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