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May 12, 2026

Shock: Cuck of the Century Thomas Massie Claimed to be Sexual Deviant by Ex-GF, She Claims He Offered $5000 to Keep Quiet About His Proclivities

Maybe Massie orchestrated this leak himself. As you might have heard, the humiliation is the kink.

Allegedly he DM'd her two months after his wife died and began a sexual relationship shortly after that.

Is this true? Who knows.

What are the deviant sex acts Massie allegedly demanded that made her feel "uncomfortable"? No idea, she doesn't say.

Spoiler alert, it's usually about poop.

J @JayTC53

NEW 🚨 THOMAS MASSIE FILES

Cynthia West EX GIRLFRIEND of Thomas Massie exposes him as a sexual deviant & bribed her with $5,000 cash to stay silent.

Massie DM'd her on X in August of 2024 not even 2 months after his wife of 31 years passed away in June 2024.

Massie ended up getting her a congressional staffer job in D.C. Massie pressured her to be involved in deviant sexual behavior with him. Cynthia rejected feeling extremely pressured and uncomfortable.

When she rejected, Thomas Massie had her fired, bribed her & threatened her not to file a complaint.

A complaint was filed in fall of 2025. The same time period when Thomas Massie remarried to a different staffer 20 years younger than Massie.

The man who claimed screamed the loudest about "Transparency for Epstein" turned out to be a scumbag himself.

PatriotDadEV2.0 @Patriotdadev77

Please listen to every word of this woman's testimony. She alledges she was in a romantic relationship with Thomas Massie within 2 months of his wife's passing. According to her story:

Thomas Massie aggressively pursued her, pressured her to leave her job to follow him to Washington DC.

She alledges Massie secured a job for her with one of his collegues, Rep Victoria Sparks (R-IN), to bring her to DC with him.

She alledges Massie attempted to pursuade her to participate in behavior she was uncomfortable with and became very angry when she refused.

After breaking off the relationship and pursuing ethics complaints against him, are was retaliated against and fired.

She claims Massie became very angry when he learned of her ethics comparing, and attempted to buy her silence with a $5000 bribe with his untraceable proceeds from the sale of his livestock kept in cash.

She claims there is a pending workplace retaliation claim with a settlement of $60k from Congress she is refusing due to the requirement that an NDA would need to be signed.

Thomas Massie, Victoria Sparks, and House Leadership must be forced to respond to these allegations.


Allegedly, the woman's ex-husband confirmed the affair contemporaneously in 2024. This wouldn't be proof that her allegations are true but it would, if true, at least prove he was banging her.

Betting Pool: Which deviant sex acts did Thomas Massie ask for?

Poop stuff 3:1

Requested a "Sack Lunch" 4:1

Requested a "Reverse Mexican Dentist" 5:1

Rope Play 6:1

Demanded she photograph him for a "sexy fashion shoot." The twist: He demanded photography with a flexible sigmoidoscope 8:1

Gnome Play 10:1

Requested a "garden party with David French and his Ream Team (TM)" 12:1

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