Dude, doesn't Tucker Carlson work at NSNBC.

Yep. And I'm an idiot. Suppose I could change it to "Wolf Blitzer" or someone, but it's Tucker's quote that pissed me off.

Hey, I'm a middle-class white woman, and I live almost twenty minutes away from CNN headquarters, and let me tell you, it's all true.

I'm not actually at the CNN headquarters, and I don't actually know anyone who works there anymore, but it's all true.

I heard it somewhere.

I just want to know when the National Guard is going to get the "shoot to kill' order.

Any rapes in the darkness? You know, Larry King buttfkn' Wolf Blitzer?

George Bush doesn't care about cable news network reporters. They, the Nationalistic Guard, have orders to come down here and shoot us. You see reports of reporters taking an extra serving of hummus and we're "looting" but in the FOX cafeteria, they're "helping themselves." Reports from Wolf now say they aren't even going to evacuate us, that we're "on our own" in this disaster on par with Chernobyl. This administrations mishandling of this crisis shows just how little the Bush family cares about America, and reporters in particular. George Bush hates reporters.

Had to change it. Bugged me too much.

10,000 Dead! Squawk! 10,000 Dead! Squawk! 10,000 Dead!

Damn, that was funny.

Can we bust on some normally reliable conservative pundits who contracted extreme cases of the vapors during the Katrina "crisis"?

Malkin? She's still wagging a finger at Brown, Chertoff and Bush over all of their alleged "failures". Think this and Brown's testimony are going to change her mind? Think again. After all, Bush recalled Brown to DC after the political firestorm she helped fan forced Bush's hand. In her world, what more proof do you need of Brown's incompetence?

Dreher? I think he's still in the fetal position somewhere in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The award for Most Pathetic Performance by a Conservative Pundit in the Face of a Political Crisis? Come on up and get your award, Rod Dreher!

J-Pod is coming around over at The Corner, but I must insist on more groveling and apologetic wimpers from many at that group blog. There was a urine river over there from all the ostensibly conservative writers soiling themselves at Bush's poll numbers and the savage beating he was taking in the MSM over Katrina.

I would say something about Sullivan, but what more can really be said about that noted hysteric.

Yeah, there's "plenty of blame to go around" but its not spread out amongst the federal, state and local gov'ts, but amongst the MSM reporters and pundits.

Get the troops out of Occupied Atlanta!

It's just a little power outage. Don't you know there are more important things going on in the world?

Where is FEMA? Why aren't they airlifting in Latte's? Journalist's bodies are stacked up like cordwood and nobody cares. Sharks are thrashing about over by the taco bar! And why are my eyes so far apart? Where are the authorites on that one?

Fred .You had me at Malkin. Bravo.

I am now receiving apparently true reports that Dr. Sanjay of House Call has been eaten. That's right, people - the CNN cafeteria has resorted to cannibalism. The chicken parmesan has cooled on the steam table and been dubbed "untenable" by the staff, resulting in mass hysteria and outbreaks of cannibalism. Standby for more...

Geraldo's been seen flipping out, knudging rescue workers in the condiment ration line, screaming "There is no mayo in Waveland!" And I'm sticking by that story, dammit!

“It’s like something out of Lord of the Flies. I’ve heard that roving gangs of producers are raping children and shooting at security guards.”

I just assumed that happened anyway.

I believe in the TRUTH of the rumors, even if they're made from wholecloth.

"If the cafeteria had harbored large numbers of middle class Fox Newscasters," Amoss said, "it would not have been a fertile ground for this kind of rumor-mongering."

I've found some documents that verify that Dr. Sanjay Gupta has, in fact, been eaten.

Well, I can't blame them too much. He probably smelled exactly like curry chicken.

lol, lauraw!

I don't know. This all sounds fake... but accurate.

I question the timing.