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I have it on good authority -- a rumor that "sounds accurate" to me -- that the maker of this sign is actually just enticing railway hobos to come into his house so he can lobotomize them with a clawhammer and turn them into Voodoo sex-slaves. And, also, he makes them mow his lawn. And recruits them into a zombified Amway scheme. You heard it here first. If this report turns out to be less than accurate... hey, I got it from a black dude! Leave me alone. Thanks to dave from texas for the picture. posted by Ace at 02:01 PM
Commentsi'm sorry to inform you ace, but dave at garfield ridge had this since yesterday morning. maybe you should outsource this stuff to him since you're rolling in that crazy blog money Posted by: MechaSheep on September 27, 2005 02:13 PM
If only the sign read "Have Klonopin, Need Val-U-Rite Vodka" we would truly have someone devoted to the Ace-o-Spades lifestyle. Posted by: Jack M. on September 27, 2005 02:27 PM
Zombie Amway! What the hell is this world coming to? Posted by: on September 27, 2005 02:35 PM
Quick! Tap the Maine Strategic Ice Reserves! Posted by: Slublog on September 27, 2005 02:38 PM
How many hobos are just going to happen to have ice? Posted by: on September 27, 2005 02:52 PM
I have it on better authority that the sign is actually posted on a certain Tennessee college's campus, and cropped out of the picture is an accompanying sign reading: "Hobos with puppies drink free." Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on September 27, 2005 03:23 PM
Since when has Amway not been zombified? Posted by: DB on September 27, 2005 04:10 PM
Well, we're not gonna sit around and wait on the Feds. We've mounted a relief column, and we're off to rescue that beer. Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 28, 2005 09:04 AM
Is it just me but isn't "Got Beer Need Ice" a non-sequitar [hic!] Posted by: BrewFan on September 28, 2005 09:10 AM
good point. "relief mission cancelled boys"! Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 28, 2005 09:12 AM
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