QED God exists.

I knew they were real. It's obvious. She has no tell-tale top ridge bulge.

Plus, they sucked really good.

I'm not buying this supposed 'controversy' they were fake. 'Tyrant's' just trying to get attention for her new show and figures findng a way to show off her viewer attracting 'assets' will do the trick.

Reminds me of some gym rat bodybuilder constantly finding an excuse to whip his shirt off - "I do not have any tattoos!" *flex*

Anybody know where I can get a copy of that sonogram? I'll give 25 bucks for it.

Cordially...

More evidence for intelligent design.

What we need is a Charles Johnson style blinking template to compare real tits and phony tits.

P.S. I know I'm todding in the land of 'pointy knees' here, but I like to get a doctor's verdict on that Ben Franklin fivehead of hers.

Tyra Banks has a head?

Not that I find her attractive, but I was hoping to SEE A FREAKIN' PIC OF HER MAMS!! Sheesh.

Silicone grown all the way.

The difference is in not going wild with it like the stars of Busty Slut Babes invade Topeka Vol 9

When you look like there's a couple of basket balls glued to your chest people naturally get suspicious about their authenticity.

I've seen a few really class jobs - this is one of them.

NSFW! TYRA Yummy!

Has anyone checked out her sonograms from seven or eight years ago?

Tyra showing some real outrage:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2668933?htv=12

Too bad the bitch-slapping was all verbal.

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout bullwinkle!! And did I allude to the nonsense that she's not attractive? That second pic is plain H.O.T. hot!

It they're not real, well, . . . I don't care!

Have any of you D&D playing geeks ever seen tits in real life?

Heh. I just got the joke in the headline.

What Seinfeld episode was that in? The one with Teri Hatcher or the one with the virgin? Anyway...made me chuckle a bit.

"That's why they call it a Way Homer! You don't get it until you're on the way home!"

...it had to be the Teri Hatcher episode. The Superman reference, you see. Teri Hatcher played Lois Lane, who was Superman's girlfriend.

Plus she has a nice set of pontoons.

Updated! I added some more pics for contrast and didn't even bother with any insightful commentary, Playboy wastes ink on that crap.

Still NSFW. Tyra!

Real or not, those are bodacious tatas :)

Ah, yes. Teri Hatcher from her " Lois and Clark" days was so hot she almost turned me straight.

They were spectacular! I love when Elaine "fell" against them to see if they were real.
Hilarious.

I heard the soundtrack of the show over the radio. She was relating the story that no one would believe her and she was fucking sobbing about it. What a bimbo! I'll admit though I met her a while back at a wedding and she was very nice.

For the record, the People will stipulate that the following celbrities breasts are real and waive any discovery:

Rosie O'Donnell
Martha Stewart
Penny Marshall
Oprah
Margaret Cho
Susan Estrich
Starr Jones
Joy Behar

Ugh. Please tell me no one actually cares about this.

I suppose it could be worse. Given that I've actually had the misfortune to encounter women who were bragging about what a good job their plastic surgeons did on them, someone bragging about actually being natural is a step up.

Addendum: Michael Moore.

Even if they are fake they are real on the outside, and that is all I would care about. Given the chance, I'd cop a cheap feel. I have no interest in performing an autopsy on her

BumperStickerist:

Helen Thomas.

Well, if they're real, that brings us to the next question: has she ever posed topless? Large breasts on a skinny woman are an anatomical curiosity in that they would, of necessity, be composed disproportionately of breast tissue, not fat. It would be an additional curiosity if her nipples were in the perky, "pointed toward the upper and outer corners of the ceiling position" as opposed to a droopy, staring-at-her-knees sort of placement common in large natural mammaries. I do not believe in luck of this enormous, swelling magnitude.

If they're real, and they look good without serious out-rigging, she's either had a medical assist, or I want her to pick a lottery number for me.

A sonogram? Hell, I could do that blindfolded.

We had a similar debate in my college days regarding a former Miss Teen USA at our school.

OK, so it was Ole Miss and her name was Kristi Addis. You won't get Google results for sh*t, believe me, I already tried. If you have better luck let me know.

Anyway, I rather gallantly offered to settle the debate by looking for the surgical scars myself. No dice.

Weasel, large breasts on any woman is cause for curiosity and, I dare say, investigation.

Weasel, large breasts on any woman is cause for curiosity and, I dare say, investigation.

Large breasted ZOMBIE women in particular - like this one from Return Of The Living Dead. I would think good looking zombie women might be a cheaper date than live ones who want diamonds and expensive stuff like that. I would be quite keen on a woman who I could keep materially satisfied with a freezer full of inexpensive roadkill.

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/rotld/trashstrips.gif

I knew a woman in college whose face and figure were damn near caricature in their Playboy-bunniness. I once had occasion to see her whatnots freed from the constraints of her undergarments, and damn if her breasts weren't so grossly uneven and misshapen, they could've come from two different mammals, let alone two different women.

I felt really terrible. She was an extremely nice woman. It must be a special kind of hell to walk around looking hot-hot-hot, knowing your scary thingummies will burst forth from their rigging every night like novelty party favors and instantly ruin the effect.

Please join me in a moment of silent empathy for poor Grace, whose last name slips my memory.

They are SO fake. Women with 10% body fat do not have DD breasts.

I just posted a safe-for-work photo of the CN tower.
.. and ta-ta's
For comparison purposes only.

I know a guy who's job is to Photoshop model's pics all day. This guy was the master with the digital airbrush. He whiled away the hours removing stretch marks, tattoos, scars, hair, implant "ridges", etc... His funniest story was when he had to wait for approval from someone's agent to "move someone's nipple into a more symmetrical location". A Sonogram?!? I'm guessing they used a Sonicare.

Well, speaking of body parts, you're hung like a--Weasel.

Tyra Banks? Synthetic or real. Why do I have to care?
B:A:C; A:B:C; C:A:C, D:D:D
It's proportions.

What matters to me, is mine, Natural Aphrodite.

BumperStickerist: Please add Hillary Clinton and Madeline Albright to your list.

I don't care. I'm more interested in knowing this; how did she get her features to only occupy the lower half of her face?

Later,
bbeck

Investigation?

I... am willing to make the sacrifices needed to confirm the truth.

Oddly today I was listening to this idiot for "BreastsNotBombs" bloviate on a talk show rationalizing objectifying women for ideology and even on the radio she sounded as ugly as Bella Abzug.

Ironic that an angry woman, claiming to be a pacifist, would implicitly defend Islamofascists, who would toss her in a Burkha, by showing us how really, really, really necessary clothing is for many people.

So it's not that if Tyra Banks became a PETA-file I would care...

But it would make the protestors less annoying.

How about BlowJobsNotBombs?

As long as she keeps her clothes on Miss-Angry-Feminist could do a little 'service for the service' and she might even convince some 19 year-old to make-love-not-war.

Which is exactly why he'd pick up his beer off her flat head, say thanks, and go overseas to protect our sorry asses...

Because he loves us.

Aw, Ace...

Ya' know, I think that the only thing that will convince you is if you conduct the investigation yourself. Just what tests do you propose to conduct?

And to ensure that the tests were unbiased, I'm sure that you would want a panel of experts to assist (anyone want to volontier?), and have the procedures videotaped.

DRK

I'm actually an ass man myself. When women start getting fake keisters then I'll be conserned.

I would be quite keen on a woman who I could keep materially satisfied with a freezer full of inexpensive roadkill.

That may be the best every Ace o' Spades quote.

how did she get her features to only occupy the lower half of her face?

Actually, if you look at straight-on head shots, most humans' eyes exactly bisect the length of their head from chin to crown (actual top of the head, not the hairline).

Dammit, bullwinkle, I expected Tyra's ta-tas and got red X's.

SGT Dan...Kristi is now out in L.A. Don't know about now, but at one time, they were real. :-)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Butmonkey/KristiScan.jpg

DaVis,

Are you saying you tapped that? Wow. She did disappear and is now on the west coast working the speaker circuit discussing her past. What did you know of her?